Tammé's advice to Debbie on her new producer role:
If you want to be respected, you've gotta make yourself useful. Unless you're a white man—then you just have to show up and wait around and eventually get promoted.
Debbie brings some Nerds candy as part of pitching an idea how to keep the audience awake.
Sam: Well I appreciate you trying to suck up, but I'm an adult male and I have to say no thank you.
(Bash walks in)
Bash: What? Are those Nerds? I love them. They are like Grape Nuts, except instead of being healthy and delicous, they're just sugar...
Bash's comment after Zoya steals Liberty Belle's daughter.
Bash: What is a mother without her child? Just a person!
Melrose and the cast are aghast to find out that Justine is having actual sex instead of them.
Melrose: What are we gonna do about it?
Most of the girls: Get fucked!
The filming of the teen pregnancy PSA is hilarious and over-the-top cheesy: Carmen dressed as a giant baby whacking college (Britannica), a hot bod (Melrose), a fun party "Lisa" would go to (Dawn and Stacy), international travel (Zoya), Justine's cheesy acting, Bash playing the role, Justine and Bash looking like pastel preppies from Pretty in Pink, and Liberty Belle's southern drawl laid on thick.
Jenny agreeing to unplug Melrose's butt herself for the lucky jacket.
Sheila: Cupcake is the one who bakes for her. Not to be confused with the one who sends her chest hair clippings.
The Gilligan Cut from Bash and Debbie talking about how they need a good show and that they trust Carmen to write it... and then Carmen taking a giant hit off a bong.
Carmen: I did a drug!
Kurt's revenge on GLOW for stealing his moves ends up just being to make Carmen wear a t-shirt that reads "The Lumberjacksons are my favorite wrestlers" on the front and "I peed the bed until I was 10" on the back.
The finale show
Sam and Ruths' reactions to Bash suddenly marrying Rhonda: Ruth remarks that Rhonda just married a millionaire sans prenup.
The wrestlers fighting over the bouquet (for the crown): even Rhonda (just married) and Melrose (who, in reality, doesn't believe in marriage).
Sheila tickling Liberty Belle's armpits.
Beirut and Junkchain wrestle, kiss, and Beirut defeats her.
"Freaky Tuesday" has everyone switching roles for a night, leading to plenty of big laughs.
Carmen says she's the only other cast member who can play Welfare Queen due to being half-black, which everyone is shocked by.
Debbie has to pick out a camel toe from Zoya's too-small outfit in the middle of her entrance speech, muttering "Jesus fucking Christ!"
Melrose plays Fortune Cookie and Stacy plays Beirut, which is just as insanely wrong as it sounds.
Dawn as Junkchain does some horribly awkward showboating on a piece of cardboard.
Cherry as Melrose takes every opportunity for supposed Self-Deprecation that's actually just insulting Melrose.
Reggie isn't able to find a suitable character and just creates a new one with a Stern Nun.
Sheila eschews playing one of the regulars as well, going for a full on Liza Minnelli impersonation complete with twin martini glasses and a drunk woman act.
Throughout it all, no one bothered to tell Bash about the plan, and he spends the whole show completely befuddled.