Funny / Funhaus

Dude Soup

Open Haus

• Bound to happen in every Open Haus.
• James' discussion about how to do oral sex on women.
• Adam's Ygritte impression.
• WE ARE GROATS
  • When asked which members of Achievement Hunter they would date, James and Adam demonstrate how they would Eiffel Tower Michael by using Peake's 50lbs bag of oats lovingly named 'Groaty'. And just to make sure there's no problems, they ask their editor to add the disclaimer that the bag isn't Michael.
    James: Make sure to put a note on the bottom saying this is an oat bag, not Michael.
    (note on screen reading '*NOT MICHAEL' beneath the bag)
  • The later addition of a fez, wig and beard to the oat bag.
• The Running Gag of the Game of Thrones question of the week and it's various different names.
  • The later Running Gag of Peake avoiding spoilers for the show during this question.
• Elyse imitation of Spoole.
• Any time someone complaints about how they do things only for them exaggerate that same behavior.
• The look on James' face when Elyse, his wife, was added to the show.
  James: You gonna hire my dog now too?!

GTA Online Expansion Gameplays

• CEO CAR GTA 5 GAMEPLAY
  • The video in it's entirety is about Lawrence's busted up car getting stuck in some stairs so the team tries to get it out by getting more cars and a helicopter in there stuck too. At the end the car is blown off but at least they got it out.
• LIVE DIE REPEAT - GTA 5 Gameplay
  • The team keeps dying in this mission, over 15 times. mind you, not at the hands of other players or violent NPC's but due to their own stupidity since they keep killing themselves trying to get out of the helicopter that gets them to their mission, or trying to get INTO the helicopter sometimes.

Other Gameplay Videos

• 1-2-DRUNK - Drunk Nintendo Switch Gameplay
  • The whole video is a goldmine of comedy, highlights include.
    • Elyse's ability to handjob A cow teat
    • Elyse's hitting Adam in the face with the Switch controller.
    • Adam and Lawrence's model off. Gayu Kiddorus
• FAT DISNEY PRINCESS DASH - GTA 5 Gameplay
  • The whole discussion about how Disney princesses should teach little girls how to become bulimic.
  • Their vision of the best Disney movie is women vomiting in the bathrooms while a group of hunk males shoot pretty much a softcore porn scene.
  • At one point it seems like Elyse is going to step in since they took it too far this time but only comments how they insult female viewers since all they have to look up to is "These fat ugly pigs at Disney".
  • At the end Bruce comments how there is no trade in between blowjobs and men get it all and that's it.
• IMMORTAL KOMBAT - Fight of Gods Gameplay
  • Jacob Fullerton gives us this gem of an Unusual Euphemism during his match with Omar:
    Jacob: Right in my Yggdrasil.
    Bruce: *wheezes*
    James: ...we're making Norse jokes?
    Bruce: Good reference.
  • WHEAT STRIKE!!!
  • Jon making cheesy quips, set to a 90's infographic and short guitar riff:
    Jon: Sif don't whiff!
    Jon: Ohhh, niiiice! Face bite!
• RAGE IN THE CAGE - GTA 5 Gameplay
  • Joel playing GTA V is always hilarious due to him struggling to figure out how to play, and while he does fairly competently compared to Adam and James before him, his turn in this video is hysterical. Some of the highlights:
    • Him throwing molotov cocktails at the wall behind him (something the rest of the crew didn't even know was possible) when he thinks he has his melee equipped.
    • Accidentally attempting to bash a fire with his melee weapon, getting blown off the building seconds later, and respawning, only to get smacked off the building again by another helicopter.
    • Being bludgeoned to death by another player tricking off of him while riding his bike.
    • Slipping on a pool of blood while attempting to climb over a fence and getting maimed by two other people.
• SEX KILLS! - Friday the 13th Gameplay Part 1 / KILL THEM ALL! - Friday the 13th Gameplay Part 2
  • Any mention of Chad.
  • In the beginning of Part 2, Elyse becomes Jason, and the crew vows to help her win by killing the other players. Bruce gets shot and killed in the process. Lawrence refuses to break character as Chad:
    Lawrence: Not TODAY, sheila!
  • Lawrence saying "Shut up!" to a guy named Hat in the Cat who said he's a fan of Funhaus. The fan later leads him straight to Jason, who kills him after spending 10 minutes running around trying to find a car. Lawrence is not too happy about this, and he is extremely pleased when James kills the fan.
  • Adam winning by calling the police and hiding in a cupboard until the timer runs out.
• TOTAL BULLSH*T - James' Garbage Gameplay
  • Two words: BULL MODE
  • At one point, Lawrence fails a QTE to dodge the bull, but his character still gracefully does a fancy maneuver, avoids the bull, and sticks his arm up in the air in success... only for the bull to turn around and gore him while he just stands there, frozen in his victory pose.
• WORLD WAR DERP - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay
  • At the end, they end up in a stalemate between ballistas and think that, with enough time, it'll resolve itself. They leave it running for 41 hours until James intervenes.
• WE BLUE OURSELVES - Avatar Gameplay
  • The whole video is made amazing with Elyse trying to play the part of Neytiri. And we do mean "trying".
    Neytiri: I speak the true true.
    James: No, that's Cloud Atlas.
• In SOAR LOSERS - GTA 5 Gameplay for some reason Lawrence wondered what would anyone do if they didn't know Elyse, but got her phone number. Unsurprisingly, it devolves into sending dick pics. James's face just says it all.
• KILL OR BE KILLED - GTA 5 Gameplay
  • The gang is playing Condemned, a gamemode where one player is meant to hunt the others as a sort of serial killer. However right from the beginning they realize that the Condemned is actually weaker than the players he's hunting and begin swarming him en masse. The rest of the video involves them mercilessly beating their supposed killer, culminating in the entire group collectively breaking down from sheer laughter.
  • To top it all off, they even called the Condemned "Spookums".
• Ryan PEED on what?! - Funhaus Plays Landlord’s Super
  • Ryan tells James and Elyse that he has no problem living anywhere, including the rundown shack that Charlotte was going through. As he regales everyone with how he managed to get his rent down to $100 by subletting out his bedroom to two people and sleeping in the walk in closet, the others are visibly confused as they attempt to figure out how that living situation worked.
• Bite Size Scary Games Gauntlet w/ Alanah Pearce!
  • Omar sneaks outside to the window of the gameplay room and screams into it, scaring everyone and causing Lindsey to fall out of her chair. Armando then opens the office door and screams; Elyse replies he's got great timing.
• A Trip to Santa's Sweatshop w/ Jon Smiff - Woodwork Simulator Christmas Special
  • Jon's repeated efforts to put his planks into the lathe send Jacob, Charlotte, and Patrick into repeated bouts of wheezing hysterics.
• Guardians Of the Galaxy: Game VS Movie!
  • As James talks to Patrick about Guardians of the Galaxy, the camera suddenly pans back to Ryan with a frozen pack of halibut on his face. Turns out he had dental work done that morning and the only cold thing he had was the fish.
• How do you make FRIED air??
  • Ryan apparently has a grudge against air fryers because he thinks the name misled him into thinking the appliances can actually fry the air. Lindsey is very baffled at the very statement and his complaints about cooking and food.
  • Ryan has no idea what a pasta maker is, asking if it's a printer for noodles

Demo Disk

• GRAB MY WOOD - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • During their playthrough of The Vampire: Masquerade, the guys mock the ridiculous dialogue and animations.
  • The 'Golden Bear Challenge', which contains a Running Gag of Jack Nicklaus constantly shouting golf advice.
    Bruce: Do you think that, whenever I do something cool in real life, I could have that music play?
    James: Absolutely not. but yes.
    Bruce: I could make dinner and be like -
    Nicklaus Tips: I've always felt that my middle iron -
    Bruce: Fuck off, Jack!
• HITLER IS ALIVE? - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • The trio accesses a site involving cartoon hamsters, which has a upbeat and cheery tune. When they move onto Seed (a dark and violent shooter), the music is still going over the game.
• ACHIEVEMEN HUMPERS - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • The guys start searching up Rule 34 of some of the Achievement Hunter members, prompting a genius Funny Background Event from Spoole:
    Spoole: Yes, HR? This is Spoole... yes, it's happening again...
  • Once they start playing a Heart of Darkness demo, they note that the kid's helmet looks like it has a vibrator taped onto the side.
    Adam: Mom, I'm taking your magic rod!
  • Them making fun of the goofy walk cycles in the Terra Victus demo. At the end, James imitates it in real life.
• STUPID SEXY DEER - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • Pretty much the entirety of their discussion on "scrobbles".
• PRANKED YA - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • Bruce tries to call the Myth 2 tipline and finds that it's been taken over by a "Free Cruise" hotline. So he calls the hotline operator bugging her for Myth 2 tips.
• ADAM'S MAGIC WAND - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • At the end, while looking for Rule 34 of Kane & Lynch, they end up finding Rule 34 of Adam.
    • The split second before they click on the image.
    Bruce: That one looks like you Adam.
    Adam: It is me.
• WE GET SUED - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • Them playing Guitar Hero Metallica, with Adam and James pretending to play the plastic instruments in funny get-ups while Bruce attempts to sing songs he can't even hear. And casually discussing getting sued the whole way.
    • Afterwards, Adam breaks his guitar controller over his chair. Elyse nearly gets hit by a stray flying battery.
  • Jon Smith, feeling bad about his previous appearance on Demo Disk,^note In which he nearly set the office on fire by bringing in a microwave laced with tinfoil to cook one of the disks brings a fanny pack full of goodies for the gang containing some Hershey's Kisses, what appears to be Jon's lunch, a safety vest (which Bruce and James both attempt to put on themselves at the same time, with Jon nodding in approval), and a taser.
    • They attempt to tase the disk first, leading to James getting shocked.
    • Jon offers to be tased as punishment for endangering the office. He actually shatters the disk into pieces in the process, much to his delight. James is bewildered and tries to lift Bruce after being tased to see if it makes him stronger... and he succeeds!
    Jon: OHHHH YEAH! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
• WET AND FURRY - Demo Disk Gameplay
  • Partway through the video, Jon shows up with a blender and creates what he calls a 'Demo Disk Smoothie'. The ingredients consist of 2 cups of ice, a banana, 10 ounces of liquid, tobasco sauce, tequila, the disk itself, an unopened bag of corn nuts (bag included), kale, strawberries, some leftover chicken, cheese curds and an entire squash. Needless to say, the mere smell of it is enough to make Jon (and anybody near it) almost vomit.
  • The kicker? It's cause the leftover chicken was old.
• Every time they look up any kind of sexy flash game.
  • The fact that newer demo disc episodes now seem to include more sexy flash games than demos.
  • The fact that they don't even look at flash games anymore. They just go straight to Rule 34 to pass the time spent waiting for games to download.
  • Anytime Bruce claims "We can show that." in response to Rule 34 images.
• Bruce breaking discs.
• The Running Gag where the group pulls in editor Jon Smith to break discs in increasingly dangerous and ridiculous ways. In one episode, he manages to saw through a disc using another disc.
• The whole "Mothers Be Aware" gag. When going through the demo of Dance! It's Your Stage Bruce saw the name of the song in the demo and had Adam buy the game so they could play it, only to find out the song was locked. Then for the next few months they'd try to get progress on unlocking the song. They even got the blessing of Florian Danklmaier, the songwriter for the game.

Funhaus Shorts

• The Seattle Tourism skit.
  • In the same vein, Australia = Prison Continent.
• GIVE US MONEY.

Art Haus

• WE LOVE CARTOONS - Art Haus!
  • Spoole shows up at the end of the episode late for work and they all part to let him to his desk. Kind of. There's a camera in the way.
    Spoole: But the camera's blocking my-
    Bruce: Just sit down where you are.

Funhaus Comments / Watch Us Watch U

• ARE WE GAY? - Funhaus Comments
  • As a Running Gag throughout the video, whenever they put on a snapback hat they try to appeal to the kids. When it comes to Peake's turn he refuses it.
    Peake: I don't- It's okay. You keep it.
• The Running Gag of Peake reading the comments on his phone, instead of printing them out like the others and the lengths the others go to point this out.
• DID YOU MAKE A WISH? - Funhaus Comments
  • James' entire act as a crippled Sonic fan, mind you, he's not crippled, he's just a regular Sonic fan.
• It's Ryan's World, We just Live in It w/ Alanah Pearce
  • Ryan shares the story of how his childhood home was one of the targets of a local serial trespasser, with news footage to back it up. Alanah and Elyse are deeply concerned and are convinced that Ryan is a video game protagonist and they are merely NPCs in his world.
    Elyse: Do you want to ask your question first or should I?
    Alanah: What the fuck, man?!

1 Dollar 1 Hour

• SPOOKIEST GAME NEVER? - One Dollar One Hour
  • Spoole mentions that the second game is designed to teach you how to do CPR. Lawrence remains unconvinced and decides to perform his own CPR, er, "technique" on Joel.
    Lawrence: So, I haven't played a game, but I'm pretty sure you cup the mouth like [this] and smack the back of the head, and you're like "Live, dammit! LIVE!"
    (cut to Lawrence jerking Joel's head back and forth while making funny noises)

Wheelhaus

• JANKY JEDIS
  • During Steve Jackson's Space Traveller, Adam manages to roll a 1 on all four stat dice during character creation, prompting James to act out his character as a paraplegic.
• ME SO DRIFTY
  • While plying Drift Streets Japan, Adam starts to fishtail slowly over and over to drift, all while Bruce and James cheer him on to "Stack" his drifts. Oddly, the game gives him tons of points for this.
• JACKED FOR JESUS
  • When James starts gushing about one of his childhood heroes, Malibu from American Gladiators, Adam finds a recent picture that shows Malibu having let himself go. Needless to say, James doesn't take it well.
  Bruce: Billy Graham...? Oh, he's a Christian! Malibu loves Jesus!
  James: That explains it! CHRISTIANITY IS THE KILLER OF MUSCLES!
• SEXY SPINNERS - Wheelhaus Gameplay
  • The episode in its entirety is hilarious but James' bad luck while playing LIFE effectively describing how his LIFE is shit will leave your sides hurting.
• PSYCHONAUGHTY
  • While waiting for a game to download, They decide to look up a video of a girl playing with her Elsa and Anna dolls and they see that the video got over 86 million views.
    Adam: JESUS FUCK!!

Live Streams

• In a YouTube Primetime video the Lawrence, Adam, and James started dorkly talking about MGS only for Bruce to ask them about the first time they kissed a girl, and then mentioning how his first kiss was a little boy's penis when he was 4. The expression on everyone face was enough.
• In celebration of Friday the 13th, the crew decide to play some rounds of Friday the 13th, only to be interrupted by Ryan in the role of Jason, hockey mask and toy sword included. The rest of the stream is one long game of hide and seek as they hide from Ryan and then cycle through the role.

Other Funhaus related content

• The Cult of Peake and Matt Peake's nonplussed reaction to all of it.
• At the RTXAU 2016 panel, they thought it would be a good idea to throw Boomerangs into the audience. Cue an audience member being beamed in the head and another diving onto the floor in order to claim the same boomerang.
• Alanah had bought the INSIDE (2016) collector's edition, which came with a collectible silicone blobby Huddle made by a sex toy company. She and the rest of the Inside Gaming crew became more entertained with slapping it around.
• Jacob goes to the aquarium, complete with lunch at Hooters and feeding some of the sea creatures. It ended with him sticking his hand into a vat of tank poo.
• The official Twitter account posted a clip of how a typical office day starts: Charlotte spilling coffee on herself and the floor, and Lindsey's dog greeting James with a Groin Attack.