Funny / Friends In Your Head

• The discussion of a hypothetical pilot flying over the Grand Canyon without having been aware of its existence in their Return of the Jedi commentary.
  Dorkman: That would be amazing! 'This is your pilot...umm...what the fuck is that?! If you look out the right side of your windows there, I believe that the end is nigh. The earth appears to be cracking in twain... I don't want to alarm anyone, but I'm not sure we'll be able to land. I'm not sure that Atlanta will be there when we get there—this crack goes all the way to the horizon, it might beat us there.'
  Trey: 'Anyone ever read that Stephen King novel, The Langoliers? It kinda deals with this kind of scenario.'
  Brian: You joke, but I know some pilots.
• On the Looper commentary they joke about how critical they're being, but reason that it's okay because Rian Johnson will never listen to it... he did.
• On the Jurassic Park commentary, Dorkman's attempt to recover some dignity after he starts choking:
  Dorkman: I really do worry about Peter Jackson. Like, I see him and I'm like, 'I'm concerned.' I'm like (chokes) I wanna (hacks) talk to his doctor. (continues hacking)
  Trey: Let's talk to your doctor! What the hell's going on? (laughs) Michael's horking up a lung worrying about Peter Jackson.
  Dorkman: (coughs) It's called compassion, sir. (coughs)
• While reading the credits to Cowboys & Aliens:
  Dorkman: There is a historical consultant. Hang your head in shame, sir.
  Trey: He probably hanged himself in the hotel bathroom three days into production.
• V for Vendetta: No one expects the C's of England!
• On Harry's meeting Fawkes in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:
  Dorkman: 'Oh, come on! I can't walk two feet without people turning to stone, and birds exploding?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! '
• The 2014 April Fools joke. (Go listen to the Pulp Fiction commentary and then watch it.)
• During the wrap-up of their Howard the Duck commentary, Brian attempts to explain why he loves such a piece of shit and how it was an important part of his childhood. It's rendered completely hilarious by Teague sidling over to the piano and playing a riff on My Chemical Romance's "Disenchanted" that turns into a wistful Love Theme while Brian attempts to remain focused and continue his speech without cracking up.
  • Moment of Awesome for Brian: he manages to finish the monologue completely straight-faced. Trey's cracking a joke immediately afterwards reduces that a bit, though.