Funny / Free Birds

• Reggie's opening dialogue on how he is a lot smarter than the other turkeys.
  • The other turkeys consider the farmer their friend completely oblivious as he takes them to the chopping room.
  • School lessons scene—everything the elder says has the word "corn" in it.
    Elder Turkey: Our world is made of corn. [grabs leaf] Leafy corn. [has corn in hand] Corn. Corn. (points at the sun) Fire corn!
    Reggie: That's an awesome theory, but I think they actually call that the Sun.
    (Beat)
    Elder Turkey: Out. OUT!
• The president's daughter forcing him to pick Reggie by crying in front of the reporters.
• When Jake forces Reggie to break into the military base he wonders how to get past the gate.
  Jake: We just need to get past this impenetrable gate.
  (Reggie simply unlocks the lock with a single flick of his finger)
• At the very end, Jake comes back and informs the gathered crowd of...the Turducken.