- Shantotto. Just about every scene with her in it.
- If you refuse to help her in one of her missions, she will calmly inform you that that was not a request, and then start casting a spell. As you try to flee the house you are suddenly Bound to the floor, shortly followed by a huge explosion. After you regain consciousness you have to zone to retry the mission.
- When Naja Salaheem's little spiky-friend encounters Abquhbah, Hilarity Ensues.
- During Wings of the Goddess final scene, Mayakov gives us this pearl :Mayakov : <Thigh>... I can thcarthe wait for the day I walk down the aithle, garbed like tho...
Tanja : Wh-what!?
Mayakov : What'th with the thocked exthprethion? I meant the tuxthedo, thilly!''
- King of Hearts laying the smackdown on Mnejing upon his arrival in Aht Urhgan, in a rare moment when an NPC Cardian is shown to be a competent and fearsome combatant. He even levels up from it, complete with graphic and fanfare, in the middle of the cutscene.
- After competing in the Yagudo tournament:Kaa Toru The Just : I now be closing the Balga Contest. Now flock off, kyah!
Funny / Final Fantasy XI