Funny / Film Reroll

Back To The Future Part II

• The group's paradox/"pair o' docs" Accidental Pun.
• The whole sequence involving Jon/Doc Brown, Marty Jr., and the taser. Special mention goes to the descriptions of Marty Jr. getting tased and Doc Brown pulling his back.
• This piece of fanart by Mona Ricksa, which combines the show with Rick and Morty

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

• Kara/Sallah's attempt to use Singing to lull the monkey to sleep.
  Kara/Sallah: Poor, little buttercup, poor little buttercup, for I could never tell a lie... Failure by one. Which seems appropriate, considering my roleplaying.
• The scene in the bar involving Jocelyn/Marion, Jon/Indy, and Belloq. Notably, Belloq's rant against Indy's catchphrase and his drunken antics.

Frozen

• Jocelyn/Anna crit-failing her joking "don't take your vagina out" roll.
• Anna's status as a Walking Disaster Area leads to several of these.
  • In the first episode, she manages to destroy the entire feast through the power of Disaster Dominoes. (Fortunately, the servants anticipated this and prepared a backup feast)
  • She shows up at her sister's coronation tangled up in a curtain, looking like a colourful mummy. (This is what causes Elsa's Freak Out and the resulting Endless Winter.)
  • During the Final Battle, the arrow she fires becomes a Pinball Projectile, bouncing around the courtyard until it hits Elsa's ice golem in the eyes, blinding him.

Jaws

• The "two-headed beast of Andy and Kara" voicing the coroner.
• Jon's decision to play Brody as, in Kara's own words, "the worst cop". This ranges from wanting to arrest Tom from the get-go, choosing to let his deputy Jeff handle shutting down the beaches (after making it clear he doesn't trust him enough to not misspell the word "beach"), to attempting to arrest Mrs. Kitner for slapping him.
  Jon: Alright, well, too bad. She's going to prison.
  • Jon's justification for this portrayal? Since Paulo cast him as Brody, that means the audience isn't supposed to like Brody.
  • This winds up paying dividends in the second episode, when Brody is killed by Jaws... and then Paulo lets Jon play Jaws.
• After Kara quotes Hooper's "perfect eating machine" speech verbatim, Jon (after confirming that was from the movie) quietly mutters that it's terrible dialogue.
  Paulo: (sarcastically) Yeah, this movie sucks.
  Kara: (sarcastically) Yo, man, fuck Jaws.
• Immediately after being given control of Jaws following Brody's death, Jon decides to toss Brody's corpse into the air and eat it.

The Wizard of Oz

• The Lion's increasingly ridiculous Long List of what may have happened to Dorothy and the Scarecrow. By the time we cut back to it, it's passed the triple-digit mark.
  • Now in video format.

Halloween

• Scott Aiello's pitch-perfect imitation of Stewie Griffin.
  "Stewie:" Oh, this is delightful. It's so exiting. Do you sell death rays?
• Annie's rather self-deprecating attempt at comforting Laurie.
  Annie: They're not gonna fire you. You're the only competent babysitter in town.

Stand By Me

• The first part sees Paulo play Chris Chambers very nihilisticly, which he attributes to nursing a hangover from a party he attended the night prior to recording.
  Scott/Vern: Wait, what about our parents, though?
  Andy: Yeah, there's some complications here.
  Paulo/Chris: My parents don't care about me, so I'm... I'm good.
  Scott/Vern: Why doesn't everybody say they're sleeping at my place tonight?
  Paulo/Chris: Sure, we can create that fiction, but, I mean, they wouldn't notice either way.
  • Paulo's method of nursing it is double-fisting coffee and tea... or, as Scott first says, he's "double-fisted".
• The campfire scene, where the boys discuss who would win in a fight between Superman and Spider-Man (not the superhero, just some random guy with the same name Gordie claims to know), if Pluto is actually Mickey Mouse's slave, and the details concerning the elvish love life.
• The utterly random, yet very direct way Teddy brings up the latter point.
  Kara/Teddy: Guys, can we get down to the real shit? Do elves fuck?
• Paulo rolls a critical success on Diplomacy when he goes to inform the police where to find the body, then proceeds to act out a completely hapless attempt to give the desk cop the information without arousing his suspicions, with Andy and the other players repeatedly lampshading the fact that on anything less than a crit success the conversation would be a disaster.
  Andy/Cop: And let me just say this is the most diplomatic call I have ever received in all my days as an officer of the law at the Castle Rock police station.

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

• Chance and Shadow's conversation after the latter's fight with a turkey.
  Scott/Shadow: Ignore the giant Godzilla birds.
  Joz/Chance: But it smells good.
• When the gang runs into a big wild beast, this conversation occurs:
  Paulo: It's big, and it's broad. It's got a big, furry back, long snout...
  Joz/Chance: This is a bear!
  Kara/Sassy: It's Scott Aiello!
  Paulo: ... riding Andy Hoover.
  Kara/Sassy: Wow, tell me more. I sit down and make some popcorn.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

• This quote:
  Delmar O'Donnel: Stop singing and shoot the Devil!

E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

• The players' claim that Christopher Columbus was "the man who discovered Harry Potter."
• Michael hiding his newfound alien friend in the safest place he can think of...
  Michael: I'd like to hide E.T. next to my porn.
• The group improvising and performing the sea shanty "The Wrath of Old Val Kilmer."
• Ronald Reagan not caring much that Moon just exploded because he's sent people there already.
• Barry's attempt at comforting Jake after he blew the Moon apart by mistake.
  Barry: "Jake, because of you there will be no more werewolves ever."
• Heck, almost anything the Barrys say.
  • "TODAY WE'RE ALL BARRY!"
  • "LET'S COMMIT SOME WAR CRIMES!"
• dandesonmyarm's fan-made poster for the campaign. More specifically, the text on it.
  • "The buttons, the Barrys, the interpretive dance, the weed nod... that started it all."
  • "E.T. It doesn't mean anything. Apparently that's just his name."
  • "Never before seen plotlines. Enhanced button effects. A real shit-show start to finish."

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

• This exchange.
  Bill: Deus ex Machina.
  Ted: Wow dude, you speak Chinese!
• Bill's suggestion as to which historical figure they should talk to.
  Bill: Your dad's kinda important.
  Ted: Yeah, he's pretty old too.
  Bill: He's a historical figure!
  Ted: Yeah, but that means we'll have to talk to your dad.
  Bill: Yeah...
• Bill's disbelief at Rufus' claims right after their first trip through time.
  Rufus: I'm just showing you what this puppy can do. This is Austria in 1805. The French have just invaded...
  Bill: Dude, he might be a little crazy. He thinks this is a puppy.
• Benito Mussolini, also known as "Ben."
  Ted: Bad Ben! Bad Ben!
• "We have a phone booth that is half dictators."

Halloween II

• Several of Danny's lines.
  • When he and Jeff are about to cross a bridge over a river of blood...
  Danny: "Hey, Jeff. Are you a chicken?"
  Jeff: "A little bit right now, yeah."
  Danny: "Then get to the other side."
• Also, this line.
  Danny: I'm gonna die doing what I love, which is drowning the Mayor in a river of blood.

Home Alone

• Paulo/Marv's comment when Kevin accidentally causes the bathtub to overflow.
  Paulo: If you flood the house, we've already won.

Rogue One

• K-2SO's attempt at distracting the prison ship guards.
  K-2SO: I believe it's the humans who are off the Fritz. They are scoundreling beyound acceptable scoundrel limits!
• Mon Mothma's Out-of-Character Moment while interrogating Jyn Erso about Saw Gererra.
  Jyn Erso: You have seen what he can do, right?
  Mon Mothma: Yes, we know he's an asshole. No big shock.

Jurassic Park

• Ian and Donald panic when they hear a gunshot, but Tim doesn't think there's anything to worry about.
  Tim: If there's a gunshot I think that's a good sign, because I don't think [the Dinosaurs] can fire guns, so that means we're probably winning.
• Scott trying to scare the Proceratosauruses away... in the voice of Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm. Even better, it actually works.

Iron Man 3

• A crit fail and a randomised hit location result in Kara Strait in the roll of War Machine shooting the president in the face, which is also the only place where he could have taken any damage from the shot due to the Iron Patriot suit. Made better when several minutes later...
  Kara: Tim just pointed out that I have luck!
  Joz: I wondered if you had that but I didn't wanna say anything.
  Kara: Noooo!
  Tim: Yeah, it's too late.

From Dusk Till Dawn

• The phrase 'hideous aardvark pussy' comes up and it makes about as much sense in context.