- Fell to Nun dressed as Nixon: "I hate you. So much."
- The time the Chief lets Fell know Snowtown's crime will be a thing of the past because he's going to learn magic. Fell promptly lets the secretary know he's taking the day off. "Page me if he starts bringing back the dead."
- Violet, the secretary. She's a one-woman ongoing Moment with an uppercase M. "I can do things to men poodles can only dream of!"
Funny / Fell