Season 1
The Dog
- Madison tries to distract everyone with a game of Monopoly. Despite Alicia's dismissiveness...Madison: I'm the top hat.
Alicia: Car.
Nick: (springing up from his wasted state on the couch) Shoe.
Season 2
Grotesque
- While in the desert, Nick tries to get water from a cactus by eating a cactus, but it was so bad that he vomited the cactus out and resort to drinking his own urine.
Season 6
Welcome to the Club
- The Couch Gag opening credits of each episode has a main character holding their weapon or an item related to the episode's plot. What is Victor Strand carrying? A bucket of shit.