Funny / Fast & Furious 6

• A lot of the banter between Tej and Roman.
  • When they talk about how Shaw's gang are "evil twins" of the team, with Brian being called the Spear Counterpart of Vegh (the blonde, Dark Action Girl on Shaw's team).
    Rome: Tej, it's an African in a beanie! That's like your Mini-Me, man!
  • The Running Gag of Roman's large forehead.
  • This exchange:
    Roman: Where the hell does this dude think he's going? We're on an army base, he's trapped!
    *cue giant cargo plane descending overhead*
    Tej: Wow, you just had to open your mouth. Now we've got this big-ass plane to deal with!
    Roman: That's not a plane, that's a planet!
  • More Roman ball-breaking from Tej:
    "You gotta work on your emotion, man. Your voice went from Shaggy to Scooby-Doo. THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ROO-ROO-ROOOOO!"
  • Both of them take a few shots on Hobbs when they learn they'll be working with him.
    Tej: So we working for The Hulk now? (goofily flexes his arms out in front of him)
    Roman: (as Hobbs walks in) Why do I smell baby oil?
    Hobbs: You keep running your mouth, you're gonna smell an ass-whoopin'.
  • ...which also becomes a call-back in the epilogue:
    Roman: (to Mia, as Hobbs and Elena walk in) Hey, Mia! You better hide that baby oil! (laughs)
    Hobbs: You better hide that big-ass forehead.
    (Cue Spit Take from Tej.)
• Roman, in true grade school fashion, teasing Han about Gisele for over a minute - only for Han to shut him down in two seconds by using Roman's own words to insinuate that Roman is overcompensating because all his girlfriends have a lot of bling. Kind of a retroactive Tear Jerker given how things turn out for them.
• Hobbs's No-Holds-Barred Beatdown of one of Shaw's men in the interrogation room, which doubles as a CMOA.
  Cop: Is that legal?
  Riley: No. But are you going to go in there and tell him?
  • The fake-out shot of the suspect from behind when Hobbs enters the room, making you think it's Vin Diesel...then it ends up being just some random Giant Mook.
• When Hobbs calls Tej's phone, it comes up as "SAMOAN THOR". Doubles as an in-joke, since there's no evidence of Hobbs the character being Samoan, aside from who plays him... until Hobbs & Shaw retroactively confirms he is.
  • For an added level of meta-funny, Elena's actress is married to Thor's actor and even stood in for Natalie Portman in the stinger of the second movie.
• After Shaw's martial-arts enforcer kicks the crap out of Han and Roman and escapes, the two stagger to their feet, with Roman declaring, "No one needs to know about this. No one." Han agrees.
  • During the fight, the two are getting their butts kicked. Roman gets thrown into Han and they struggle to right themselves.
    Han: You go.
    Roman: No, you go!
• While Hobbs is briefing the team, Roman gets sidetracked by a vending machine, but is confused by British money:
  Roman: Hey, uh, which one of these is, like, a dollar?
  *Hobbs shoots out the vending machine glass, spilling its contents*
  Hobbs: It's on the house.
  *Roman picks up a candy bar out of the pile*
  • Prior to that scene had Roman asking Tej for some change, leading to this exchange:
    Tej: Seriously? You a millionaire, and you still tryin' to ask for money?
    Roman: That's how you stay a millionaire.
    • And we even see him going back to it to get another later on.
• What's better than Tej and Roman treating each other like Bros? Tej and Hobbs trolling like bros.
  • To elaborate, they go to a riverside car auction to get some cars, where a haughty English salesman shows up and instantly makes discriminatory remarks at them, mistaking both for kitchen help. It also did not help that the snob criticized Tej for not being a "balla", and Hobbs for being a military man.
  • As the chap leaves, Hobbs thought that Tej was planning on stealing them and repeatedly refuses to let him do so. Cue the cars, a few minutes later, being delivered to their base and the salesman thanking Tej for buying the cars and asking if there's anything else he can do for them. Tej and Hobbs make him hand over his shirt, pants and watch, walking away with only his underwear.
    • For consolation's sake, though, they did allow the poor fellow to keep the coat.
• When the tank shows up:
  Tej: (With an Oh, Crap! face) Uh, guys, we gotta come up with another plan. (Beat) They got a tank.
  Roman: I'm sorry, did somebody just say a tank?
  *Cue the tank driving by*
  Roman: So, who's got a Plan B?
  Tej: "Plan B?" We need a Plan C, D, E; we need more alphabets!
  • During the tank chase:
    Roman: Somebody do something! I got a tank on my ass!
• Oh and before anyone forgets, just remember the words on the airplane's tail before dealing with the group's resident Motor Mouth: IT'S ROMAN, BITCHES!
• Hobbs heading to a control station to get camera footage in a sewer. Two of the guards are obviously on Shaw's payroll and try to turn him away when it comes to ask for it. Hobbs sees through them quite clearly but subtlety tells them that "it would be ridiculous" if that was the case. Needless to say the guards quickly get the hint.