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Fanfics #-C
- 101 Dalmatian Street: Animal Control
- A Bad Week at the Wizengamot
- A Better Word Than Humanity
- Ace In The Hole (Persona 5)
- The Aethion Expanded Multiverse
- All Assorted Animorphs AUs
- Amazing Fantasy
- Arc of Sacrifices
- Ash's Just Reward
- Avenger Goddess
- Avenger of Steel
- Bad Idea
- Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood
- Being To Timelessness
- Better Off Alone
- Black Crayons
- Blackened Skies
- Brainbent
- Breathe In, Breathe Out
- Bringer of Death
- Brutal Series
- The Butcher Bird
- Candy For Your Thoughts?
- The Captain Goodking Saga
- Chasing Dragons
- Cheating Death: Those That Lived
- Cheshire (Miraculous Ladybug)
- Children of Time
- Codex Equus
- The Conversion Bureau: Worlds Where It Wouldn't Work
- Coyote
Fanfics D-G
- Daily Equestria Life with Monster Girl
- Danganronpa Class Swap
- Danganronpa Class Switch
- Danganronpa: Galactic Melancholy
- Dark Chao Adventures
- Deku? I think he's some pro...
- Digimon Fusion Kai
- Digimon Xros Wars AU 02
- Dial
- Dire Worm!
- Displacement
- Distance Wakes The Heart Up
- Doctor Ghemor, I Presume?
- Don't Name It
- Dreadnought Despair
- Earthborne
- Echoes (Kagaseo)
- Echoes in the Dark
- Elements of Justice
- Eleutherophobia
- The Emiya Clan
- Entirely Out of Spite
- The Erased Chronicles
- End of Hatred, Beginning of Hope
- Entropy
- Equestria Girls: A Fairly Odd Friendship
- The Fairy Mythos Series
- Fallout: Equestria - Project Horizons
- Fangs & Fins
- Fandemonium
- Fate Denied
- Feralnette AU
- Filly Fantasy VI
- The Flash Sentry Chronicles
- Following The Footsteps Of Destiny
- For a Diamond Is a Marveled Thing
- Forest Of Despair
- Freshy Kanal
- Friendship is Dragons
- Friendship is Empathy
- Friendship is Optimal
- Friendship is Witchcraft
- From Muddy Waters
- The Future Briefing Island
- Getting Back on Your Hooves
- Ghosts of the Future
- The God Squad
- Godzilla Neo
- Gravity Falls: Deep Woods
- Greyjoy Alla Breve
- A Growing Fire In My Heart
Fanfics H-L
- Halloween Unspectacular
- The Heart Trilogy
- Heroes and Villains
- Heroes In Forgone Dreams
- Heroes of the New World
- Heroic Myth
- Hidden Prophices
- Hope Comes to Brockton Bay
- Hope for the Heartless
- Hope of the Shield Hero
- I Against I, Me Against You
- If I Only Had A Heart
- Infinity Train: Blossoming Trail
- Infinity Train: Boiling Point
- Infinity Train: Seeker of Crocus
- Infinity Train Star Finder
- Infinity Train Wake Me Up
- In the Eye of the Beholder
- Inverted Fate
- it feels more like a memory
- The Immortal Game
- The Jakkid Fanfics
- Jaune Arc, Lord of Hunger
- Jericho (MLP)
- Johanna Mason: They Will Never See Me Cry
- Jojo New Universe
- Jonathan Joestar, The First JoJo
- Justice Society of Japan
- J-WITCH Series
- Kage
- Karma in Retrograde
- Kedabory's Muppet Mania
- The Ketsueki Quadrilogy
- The King Nobody Wanted
- The Kirita Chronicles
- The Legend of Dwayne and Lisa
- Let the Darkness Bring Us Into the Light
- Life in Manehattan
- Linked in Life and Love
- Little Moments
- Loved and Lost
- Luz Clawthorne
Fanfics M-Q
- Make a Good Level X
- Maribat AU
- Maybe I'm a Lion
- MCU Rewrites
- MHA: World's Finest
- Mischief (MHA)
- Morality Chain (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
- My Hero SCP
- The Myth of Link & Zelda: Survivors of the Calamity
- Natural Selection
- Neither a Bird nor a Plane, it's Deku!
- Never Say Never
- The New Adventures of Invader Zim
- A New Hope (Danganronpa)
- A New World, A New Way
- Nickelodeon Heroes
- No Order in the Court
- The Nuptialverse
- The Omnitrix Hero
- Of Elder Scrolls and Huntsmen: Dragon Rose
- Of State
- Of the River and the Sea
- Old West
- Old Mare Luna
- Overcoming The Clashing Tides
- Persona 5: Hoshi to Bokura to
- Principal Celestia Hunts the Undead
- Pokémon: Clefairy Tales
- Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance
- Ponies One Half
- The Portal
- Powdered Gold and Pottery
- The Power of the Equinox
- Powers of Invisibility
- Prehistoric Earth
- Prehistoric Park Reimagined
- The Princess and the Dragon
Fanfics R-S
- The Raven & the Owlet
- The Raven's Plan
- A Reflection of Starlight
- Robb Returns
- running with lightning feet
- Savage Skies
- Scarlet Lady
- The Season's My Reason
- Service with a Smile
- The Shape of the Nightmare to Come
- Shadows Over Hell
- Shadows over Meridian
- Siblings of Doom!
- Sight
- Skylanders: Return to the Ruins
- Sonic Boom Legends – Halloween Special
- Sonic Destruction
- Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts
- Soul Chess
- Star Crossed Crusaders
- StarkitsProphecy
- Star Wars Paranormalities Trilogy
- The Story Of Prettysilverflower
- Strikers 89
- A Student Out of Time
- The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest
- Sudden Contact
- Suikakasen
- Sun Water
- Super RWBY Sisters
- Symbiosis
- Synesthesia
Fanfics T-Z
- Tech 10 Rebooted
- The Techno Queen
- Teenage Jinchuriki Shinobi
- Terix Gumball In Between Worlds
- They Shook Hands
- Thieves Can Be Heroes!
- A Thousand Answers
- 3 Slytherin Marauders
- To the Stars
- The Toasterverse
- Tokyo Little Shop
- Traveler
- Turnabout Storm
- Twilight's Bureaucracy
- Two Idiots
- The Ultimate Evil
- Unexpected Surprise
- Unite Descent: A Siri Tachi Tale
- The Victors Project
- The Vow
- A Vow Without Honor
- Waiting In Sin
- Waking Nightmares
- The Weaver Option
- What Tomorrow Brings
- The Wheel and the Butterfly Saga
- Where We Don't Belong
- White Rain
- White Sheep (RWBY)
- Wings of Rebellion
- Witch Quest
- Yesterday Upon The Stair
Non-fanfics
- Eastern Starlight Romance (Visual Novel)
- Friday Night Fortress: Vs. Mann Co (Game Mod)
- Friday Night Funkin': Corruption (Game Mod)
- Corruption Expanded (Game Mod)
- Friday Night Funkin' HD (Game Mod)
- Heta Hazard (Video Game)
- HetaOni (Video Game)
- HFIL (Web Animation)
- HoloFunk (Game Mod)
- Indie Cross (Game Mod)
- Just Art (Web Animation)
- Milo Answers (Ask Blog)
- NitorInc.: Touhou Microgames! (Video Game)
- Pokemon Red (fanmade) (Web Animation)
- Pokemon Gold (Fanmade) (Web Animation)
- The PreDespair Kids (Blog)
- The Tricky Mod (Game Mod)
- TS!Underswap (Video Game)
- Undertale Against Humanity (Web Video)
- Undertale: The Narrator's Musical (Web Video)
- A Very Potter Musical (Theatre)
- Vs Bob And Bosip (Game Mod)
- Vs Sonic.exe (Game Mod)
- Vs Spinel (Game Mod)
Doki Doki Literature Club
- SiIvaGunner has done a few parody cutscenes and other things that are pretty funny:
- A video titled "My Confession"
where the protagonist reveals he loves that "DANK KUSH".
- Then there is this one simply titled "Okay, Everyone!",
where Yuri gives the player a poem that turns out to be a transcript of Joel's reaction to Grand Dad. Special mention goes to how "Okay, Everyone! (Yuri)" has been altered so that the flute is playing "Meet the Flintstones" instead.
- A video titled "My Confession"
- This
rendition of the main theme... sung by Moonbase Alpha
McConstrojoton: (in the comments) It's a bit harder to hang yourself on the moon. - The Brand New Day mod
, containing several instances of censored swear words, the Player Character going from a sarcastic Empty Shell to a Large Ham Troll, several instances of Black Comedy and, to top it all off: Natsuki's dad is apparently Dio Brando in a pink anime girl wig. ... No, nobody is sure if the modder was high or not.
- While being a horror game, many Lets Players tend to have some humorous moments just as often as they do frightened moments.
- Youtube Group InternetRemix has their character being named Moethebarten, occasionally called "Motherfucker." Much, much later on they think the player character and Yuri will be having sex when they are working together and try to work as much jokes into it as possible. In one video there is even a moment where a rendition of "Shake Your Bootie" devolves into "Shake Sayori."
- Being himself, the famous Markiplier is pretty much as funny as possible when playing a horror game from him being aware and being suspicious of everything to his screaming at everything.
- The lesser known BryanCroiDragon has what can best be called a Chivalrous Pervert moment when he first sees Yuri and says: "Nice knockers!" By his fifth video, he has an absolute breakdown when he isn't paying attention and accidentally saves over one his old files that he was going to use to go back to Yuri's route. After Sayori's suicide, he has become more hostile towards Monika saying things like "I'd like to gag her with her bow" and "Beelzebub himself wouldn't be half so bad as Monika" and he has had more subdued reactions to the glitches with his reaction to Yuri's face being glitches being: "Okay then." His reaction to Monika saying he hadn't run away on them is also hilarious. After that the humour only starts to become nonexistent with the last funny moment being him running to get a crucifix while Monika fades into the foreground during Yuri's rambling. Later on Jesus actually falls off of the crucifix.Monika: Glad to see you didn't run away on us. Hahaha!
Bryan: Well, you haven't exactly tied me to my rocking chair and gagged me with a rubber chicken yet, so we're good. - Mary Cagle, author of several webcomics including Kiwi Blitz and Sleepless Domain, did a Let's Play of the game and reaches the big twist in episode 4 (titled "Aaaaand here we go!"). She opens the episode with the following content warning:Content Warning: A whole lot of shit. Please watch at your own discretion.
- Rooster Teeth's Miles and Kyle did a playthrough
that at first is hilarious because of how dirty it gets, specially because the two take the opening warning as the game being filthy (when seeing Yuri "She looks like the..." "Dominatrix?" "I'd say 'Nymphomaniac', but that works too."; and by the time Yuri is talking about scented candles, Miles downright goes "I want to fuck this fictional character"). Then after Sayori's reveal of her mental condition makes them uncomfortable, once she interrupts the main character's moment with Yuri, they get some mileage out of the awkwardness. And then the suicide changes into how funny it is to see them afraid, starting with them screaming so much the third guy in the room is startled (and he proceeds to make them uncomfortable by looking back every now and then - even bringing in another guy!) - at a certain point, they're giving the girls manly voices just to make themselves less terrified.
- In a mix of Black Comedy and Take That! in the animated versions of both Markiplier and Game Grumps' Let's Plays, the animators throw an image of Logan Paul into the scene where Sayori hangs herself, referencing the infamous video where Paul filmed himself beside a corpse in Japan's Aokigahara forest, a place known for its high suicide rate.
- In voice actress Ayumi Takeishi's Let's Play
of the game, her playthrough featured a curious glitch in the Japanese translation patch that left a line of dialog
from Sayori in English, which surprisingly fit somehow.
- Reginald.FatDongleDog (The creator of the post): I wasn't even this proud when my own son was born.
- Buffsuki
, also known as Buff Natsuki, is a sprite edit of Natsuki with absurdly huge muscles. That's hilarious enough as is, but most of the memes featuring her contrast Natsuki's canon personality with her newfound strength, such as her taking out Yuri, Monika, or her abusive father. One such example.
Steven Universe
Fanart
- Be there or be square.
- Poses.
- The "Pilot" Crystal Gems meet the regular Crystal Gems.
- Redeeming the Homeworld Gems by using a new brand of Cookie Cat.
- Steven Universe
meets Mabel Pines.
- Do the thing.
- If Rose Quartz had been around to raise Steven...
- McDonald's Gemsonas.
- Sweet mother of Pearl!
- Steven Universe crossover
with Cars.
- Record player.
- Pearl and Connie
in a parody of Rick and Morty.
- Eh, let's not sugarcoat it
. Doubles as a Heartwarming Moment.
- "You named it? You never name them, Lapis!
"
- Now you're MY Prisoner
.
- Peak Pearl.
- Your Mom is Hot, Steven...
- Lapis passing time
while she was jailed.
- The truest fanart
of Pearl
- Salt
.
- The reason Sapphire's dress covers her feet.
- Thirst is Strong
.
- Pearl
tries to comfort Greg when Rose calls him ugly.
- "You're now my second in command."
- That was a close one...
- Peridot is such a drag for the gems
.
- Amethyst should never be allowed to drive
.
- "Is that a weapon?"
- Game Night at Steven's
.
- Don't text and drive.
- AU where Pearl discovers Lapis is her long-lost sister
, and overreacts to the tune of Hellfire.
- Mixed with Awesome, Steven and friends as characters from Battle Tendency.
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- Steven as Rapunzel
.
- A flock of Lapis Lazulis
.
- By a different artist, some flying Lapises
.
- By a different artist, some flying Lapises
- Lapis really shouldn't have come home early
.
- It's pretty much canon.
Fancomics
- "Here's the weather
" with Garnet.
- Jasper taking a selfie.
- LazyTown parody.
- Pearl watches anime.
- This roleswap AU
.
- Professor Steven explains the purpose of science.
It's to make Dogcopter real.
- Meanwhile in geology class, Professor Connie scolds Greg for making out with his rose quartz sample.
- Not even
THANOS can resist Steven.
- Steven and Connie's future daughter
looks like Rose, which leads to a few...problems with Pearl.
- It continues here
and here
, this time being Garnet's turn to babysit her. Also doubles as Heartwarming.
- Now Amethyst and Peridot
have to babysit
. It...doesn't go so well.
- Beware Heavy Hitting Babysitters Part 1
and Part 2
.
- It continues here
- Garnet must remain
MysSTEERious.
- Who broke it?
- A different version
featuring Steven and Lapis instead of Rose and Greg. There's a hint of heartwarming to this version as well, given Garnet admittedly broke it for burning Steven.
- A different version
- Do Gems poop?
Rose did it twice a day.
- An older Steven and Connie tell the Gems that they're gonna have a baby. The gems don't exactly take this information well.
- Jasper learning fusion dance.
- We will make our own donut shop.
- Doubles as Sugar Wiki/Heartwarming: "She's so cute!
- Ruby trying to flirt with Sapphire.
- Ruby and Sapphire are not good at being subtle.
- Doubles as Heartwarming: Parents Meeting Part 1
and Part 2.
- Garnet teaches Steven some shapeshifting tricks
.
- Amethyst messes up Connie’s funky flow.
- Ruby and Sapphire as they were playing Meat Beat Mania
in "Arcade Mania". It's the reaction of Sapphire, who's usually portrayed as calm and gentle in fanon, that's really hilarious.
Sapphire: Prepare to get roasted, mother fucker. - Garnet does not approve of the Crystal Meth gem and is keeping her eyes on him. All three of them.
- Then, everything changed when the
Homeworld Gems attacked.
"Ooh! What if, instead, I was a bisexual girl?" - Rupphire: during their time as Garnet and Sugilite.
- Ruby and Sapphire taking a nap
in "Chille Tid".
- Peridot and the cool kids
.
Peridot: I CAN DO ANYTHING! Trespass! LOITER even! Let's kill someone!!
Sour Cream: Okay no. - Garnet's brick trick
.
- Cursing.
- Rose
listening to her tunes.
- "I'm mom".
- "How many babies do you kiss?"
- Lars has his period.
- Polygems.
- Big Wall.
- "I Got Your Nose".
- Steven and Connie want to fuse with Garnet.
- Pearl used to live in Rose's hair.
- Pearl and Amethyst are annoyed at Rupphire.
- Jasper has a nightmare
.
- Steven tries to sign up the Crystal Gems onto Facebook.
- Mom, I've been doing magic stuff with Steven.
- Following this is a series about
Steven and Connie
trying to explain
Stevonnie
to Connie's mom
.
- Following this is a series about
- Please refrain from putting your Malachite on autopilot.
- Steven, can we go to Africa?
- Checkmate
.
- We are the Homeworld Gems...
- Steven loses his baby teeth and the Crystal Gems promptly freak out.
- The ideal redemption.
- Baby Steven farting
.
- Sleep is for squares
.
- Pearl singing
Can You Feel The Love Tonight.
- Indiana Jones Parody: The Comic
.
- Friends tell secrets to each other
- Garnet giving herself a high five
.
- Rose loves ''almost'' everything
.
- Rubies and Sapphires for sale!Pearl: AMETHYST!!! I told you to stop feeding Steven engine oil!
- The Incredibles parody: "THERE IS NO ICE!"
- Something Something Pork Rinds
- Double Date.
- Congratulations
, your Ruby and Sapphire fused to become Rayquaza.
- Lars apologizing to Ronaldo
- Steven and Connie
have a WONDERFUL idea for Stevonnie...which turns out to be part of a fanfic.
- Congratulations Keystone State
you've ruined Pizza!!
- Coach Steven, Homeworld Gems style.
- havesomemoore's Steven Universe comics
.
- "Are you two fighting again??"
- Jasper has a crush
on the ocean.
- A prediction made before Sadie's Song
- ATLA parody: The Fires.
- Steven really does look just like his mother
.
- Also this
.
- Also this
- Toph Beifong vs The Crystal Gems
.
- The problem with
gem-tracking magic.
- Say Hello...
- Alone at Sea
.
- I'll show you fuckers a REAL wave.Breaking News!: Everyone is dead.
- Pearl admits her story
is similar to Zuko's.
Pearl: Except imagine that you were attracted to your uncle and wanted to have sexy times with him.Zuko: I'd really rather not. - The Crystal Gems playing baseball.
- New SU opening with
Peridot.
- Jasper. Down.
- Bad Pun
- Greg and Rose fusing
.
- "Garnet! Amethyst! Come quick! It finally happened! GREG ATE ROSE!"
- ...Oh, God. I'm going to jail.
note
- Steven, I too was once hot, like your mother.
Doubles as Heartwarming.
- Steven and Connie try a different
Fusion Dance. It doesn't go so well.
- Pearl takes up cigarettes to look "cool".
- Pearl gets into video games.
- Bird eggs.
- Lars and Ronaldo ruin a picture
- Help me, Steven Universe!
You're my only hope.
- An idea
of what happened when the Crystal Gems bought Steven Cookie Cats in "Gem Glow".
- Greg already met Ruby and Sapphire.
- "I didn't."
- This is not Jasper's headcanon
.
- Bad Influence
. Amethyst, you should know better.
- Pearl's leg warmers.
- Steven Learns A Hard Truth About the Internet
.
- Take me to Snurch
- Best Crossover Ever
.
- Turn out those seagulls from "Sworn to the Sword did call their master
.
- Capture the Flag
.
- Why Peedee doesn't like Lars
- An alternate take on the events of "Nightmare Hospital"
.
- An alternate take on the events of "Back to the Barn"
(might double as Nightmare Fuel).
- Yellow Diamond seems to be channeling Malory Archer
- the mystery of Lars' parents
- Amethyst makes her own tea.
- According to "Guide to the Crystal Gems", Opal can be a bit forgetful. Maybe a bit too much.
- "I'M YA MAMA NOW!!"
- Pearl is one of a kind
(doubles a bit with Heartwarming at the end).
- Pearl
nocchio.
- "You're gettin' old Stan"
. Crossover with Gravity Falls.
- PERITOS
.
- Peridot removing the Crying Breakfast Friends sticker from the homeworld warp pad
. This time, Surprisingly Realistic Outcome happens.
- Yellow Diamond's True Power
.
- Every Steven Universe Fan-Comic Ever.
An Affectionate Parody of many Wangsty fancomics you might find on tumblr.
- What if Garnet honored Peridot's request
?
- Yellow Diamond didn't take Peridot's insult well.
- Expecting somebody?
* (Somewhat NSFW)
- The TRUE FORM of the Cluster!
- In this comic
, it's Pearl who shoves Greg off the roof!
Rose: You've lived here for 5,000 years!!! - A method
for Peridot to enter the Gem Temple is installed (once she gets her own room and no longer has to live in Steven's bathroom). It's a cat door.
- Mmmaybe.
*
- The deal with Peridot's butt.
- "THROW ME!"
- Lapis was in an anime!
- Yellow Diamond takes Peridot's insult a bit too well.
- Amethyst tells a joke.
- Fusion!
- "Pearl said no."
- The Redemption Department
.
- AAAAAAAA
- A cut above the rest
.
- Itty Bitty Baby Buddies
.
- Ruby and Sapphire's responses
to Steven slapping Garnet in Mirror Gem.
- Peridot's hidden escape pods
.
- "IS THAT A HUMAN?!" "actually... i'm pretty sure that's a rock."
From the Jaspertale AU.
- Heck, the entire AU (including its very concept, and the way it originated
) probably counts.
- Heck, the entire AU (including its very concept, and the way it originated
- SU songs adapted to
The Force Awakens:
Where did I go? What did I do?I think I just landed on f*cking Jakku,And my fighter blew up, and Poe is dead, too,I think I'm stranded on f*cking Jakku. - Another crossover
with The Force Awakens.
- Poor Peridot. She worked hard on that outfit.
- If everyone had to get in the drill
.
- Where Lion was during "Same Old World"
Crossover with Phineas and Ferb.
- It was SO CREEPY in there, Steven.
(spoilers for "Same Old World")
- Jasper's redemption
.
- Opal is forgetful
, High School AU edition.
- Lapis working at Starbucks
.
- This comic
shows the Rubies from Hit the Diamond continuing to look for Jasper. They're not very good at it.
- Jasper's trying.
- Falling for Amethyst.
- Connie
really wants to fuse.
- The hat of discipline.
Do you live in a cave?!
- Connie has an interesting idea
for Stevonnie.
- "We're here to see the Crystal Gems,
not to kill Batman!"
- 8 out 9 crystal gems agree.
Helen is the worst.
- Best is Centipeetle, she writes something * only for it to be called chicken scratch. Her response is showing the international sign that means fuck you. And someone has to remind Helen that Centipeetle can spit acid before she can rebuke her.
- How Rose Quartz Could Still Be Pink Diamond
- Ash and Greninja
do Pearl and Garnet's fusion dance.
- Pearl can't catch a break.
- "whoops
"
- Steven's greatest power
- Jasper learns about "sleeping"
- Gold team rules!
- An evil Homeworld aligned Rose Quartz.
Well, evil via a certain perspective.
Special
- Peridot endorses ContentWatch.
"Stevens? In my kindergarten?"
- Texts Between Gems
:
- Yellow Diamond is worst mother
.
- Amethyst and Vidalia have plans.
- Pearl gets an app to pay taxes.
- Garnet:
Lethal Chef.
- Night Blogger Steven.
- And then in this
text conversation, Amethyst brings back a past Night Blogger Steven post and points out how hilariously accurate his prediction turned out to be.
Steven: I... don't remember that. Like, at all. I never stay up that late! - And then in this
- Garnet: friend to all children.
- Future vision saves lives.
- What Peridot does with everything she cherishes.
- On the submitted side of TBG: Yellow Diamond loves her grandaughter Malachite.
- Introducing, Cluster Chat!
- The real reason why Yellow Diamond sent the Ruby Squad to get Jasper.
- As it turns out, Mellow Diamond(Yellow Diamond's sister who was responding to the previous texts before Message Received) kinda forgot to remove the foil from the burrito and caused the bomb that corrupted every gem.
Yellow Diamond was wondering what did the other diamonds do to make Steven upset.
- Ladies and gentlemen, #famethyst
.
- Yellow Diamond is worst mother
- Lars and Ronaldo Go to Dennys At 3AM
. Holy shit.
- At Magfest
, Quartey being discrete about spoilers when answering questions. At the first question, he reaches for his Magfest guidelines and simply states that "Steven Universe airs on Thursdays at 6:30." At the second question, he does the same thing. At the third, he pauses to sarcastically tap his papers on the tabletop before doing the same thing again.
- equnep's Garnet edits
, based on the working theory that Garnet is Not So Stoic under her shades. Also qualifies as Awesome, Heartwarming, and Tearjerking, just because of how many there are and all their different contexts!
- Smebody also made edits as well in .gif from
, of one of Garnet's funniest moments so far (from "Alone Together").
- Smebody also made edits as well in .gif from
- Youtube caption fails from the Season 1 finale.
- Alternate Titles for Every SU Episode Thus Far.
- Garnet, Amethyst, Leg
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- dreams really do come true
Crossover with Danny Phantom.
- Ask Big Donut Lars. The whole entire blog.
- Incorrect Steven Universe quotes!
- If you can deal with incorrect information that tries to pass itself off as real information, then Did You Know Steven Universe
is completely hilarious.
- If Amethyst cursed.
- Hail Homeworld.
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- Homeworld Gems Becoming Closer to the Earth
- How Lapis was convinced to play baseball with the Crystal Gems in "Hit the Diamond"
- This post
compares Jasper to the Avatar in a rather unorthodox way.
- Bad pickup line Peridot.
- Careful with those
Waxing Lyricals...
- The "official Twitter accounts" on Tumblr can get up to some pretty odd shenanigans
.
- Shard, meet shard!
Fanimations
- Pearl discovers basketball.
- I'm a really good swimmer.
- Doubles as Heartwarming: WONDER NERDS!
- Pearl going full DIO and dropping a ROAD ROLLER DA on Steven.
- Everytime Pearl says "Stevens" (MOST UPDATED VERSION)
- Dancing Opal
- Peridot tries dancing
- Poofle Universe
- where Fluffle Puff somehow ends up in the temple.
- Vegeta and Goku fuse into Vegito... in the style of Sardonyx's fusion.Anakin: What have I done!?
- Peridot Regenerates..
and forgets something very important.
- Yellow Diamond's Fury.
- Peridot's New Grove!
Videos
- The six sides of Lapis Lazuli,
Osomatsu-san style.
- Buzz Lightyear to Diamond Command.
- Peridot's character
in a nutshell. (Warning - Foul Language)
- And her character in a nutshell again.
(Once again - Foul Language)
- And her character in a nutshell again.
- An alternative interpretation
of the episode Island Adventure. Bonus points for Sadie's VA Kate Micucci being half of the band performing the song.
- Steweed Smokeverse.
- Steven Universe meets DBZ Abridged: Make a Gem Out of You
. Complete with Piccolo!Pearl blowing up the moon!
- Along
with
the
various
other
parodies
in
the
abridged
series
and
there
seems
to
be
no
real
end
to
them
in
sight
just
yet
.
.
.
While the cast occasionally shifts depending on the gag, it's more or less confirmed that Peridot is Vegeta, Jasper is Nappa, and Onion is Mr. Popo.
- Also one
on the Justice League: War abridged series. FEAR ME!
- And now there's one
on Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series. With Mordecai and Rigby as Rex and Weevil.
- Here's two
versions
of the racist pumpkin scene from Treehouse of Horror.
- And here's one
for The Brak Show.
- And now there's one
- Along
- Unnecessary Steven Universe swearing.
- It's Always Sunny In Beach City.
- JUST DO IT for her/him
.
- Rock Bottom
.
- It's sequel, Rock it Out
, featuring Sadie's singing butt.
- It's sequel, Rock it Out
- Jasper goes clothes shopping.
- Steven Universe really IS filmed before a live studio audience!Youtube Commentor: [S]ounds like the background laughs from [those] 1990 shows[.]
- An entire crowd's reaction to the beginning of this leaked footage
. And the crowd goes wild!
- They also go wild in regards to
the reveal of Sardonyx!
- They also go wild in regards to
- Invader Peridot is creepy.
- The remix of Peridot with
the song "I Can Change" from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. Warning: Extreme Vocal Dissonance with Lapis!
- A fan predicts what might happen in an upcoming episode
... with Spongebob Squarepants.
- "Walk This Way"
Peridot calls Yellow Diamond only to randomly start performing the song "Walk This Way" by Run–D.M.C. and Aerosmith with the rest of the cast. *
- Opening #3 feat. Peridot
.
- Peridot learns how to dance.
- Peridot knows sh*t's f*cked.
*
- Basic Shapes
- What Pearl was saying to Steven at the end of Rose's Scabbard.
- A fan's reaction
to Jasper's fall. Here's a version without the music
.
- JASPER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO
- Eleven finds out about
Pearl's Secret Rap Career.
Scientist: What is that?Dr. Brenner: I have no idea. - Peridot Parade
- Gem Harvest teaser extended (super real and not fake at all).
- For bonus amusement, turn on the subtitles and read all the dialogue redone as Cockney slang.
- Edible fanfiction
.
- So This is Basically Steven UniverseNarrator: Steven Universe is a show about the Cry-stal Gems; Garnet, Armrest, and Squidward. They babysit Steven Universe and go on adventures!
Jon Tron Universe
- Goosebumps.Garnet: That little boy is in BIG trouble.
Jontron: "In Trouble" is NOT a location! - NightshadeJontron!Peridot: So, pathetic meddler, your career has ended before it has begun.
Jontron!Pearl: Damn you, Huegh! - FoodfightGarnet: You need to leave immediately!Amethyst: Yeah, step off!Pearl: This is not a gem-controlled planet!FatCat!Jasper: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!Jontron: Wow. We're just gonna go right there?
- California GamesAmethyst: Yo, Steman! My seam straight?(Beat, then...)Jontron: 'S a perfect ten.
- The show in a nutshell...
Jontron (Voice Over): I came here for fun in the sun, and all I got was a bunch of depressingly amateur sportspeople, and-a LOT- a- j- a lot of uncalled for death, just- gratuitous death! We would've been fine without it.Jontron: (With caption reading "the average viewer" underneath him) I wanted to have fun, dammit. For real this time! And all that happened was I got saad. - Disney BootlegsSteven: I'm going to tell them. I'm gonna tell them everything.Bismuth: (Laughs) Then you really are better than her.Jontron!Steven: Say that again. Say that to my fuckin' face.Bootleg Jacques!HoloPearl: You will never know my suffering, forever trapped inside this robotic husk.Pearl: It's over, isn't it?/Isn't it?/Isn't it over?Jontron: Aw, sick lyrics, dude! Sick song! (pulls out lighter and starts waving it back and forth) Get me outta here. Get me outta here right now.
- Dark Dungeons
(featuring the Nostalgia Critic)
Amethyst: Hey, man, it's cool! I've seen your junk before.Jontron: I ain't even- I ain't even goin' near that.Peridot: Are you ready to drill down into the planet to depths never before reached by your species to stop the Cluster before it forms and save your world?!Jontron: (pulls out RPG 7) OH, MOTHERFUCKER, I WAS BORN READY!Nitro!Kevin: And who might you be?Marcie!Stevonnie: We're... just leaving.Jontron: Oh, hi, Just Leaving, I'm (pulls out whistle and blows on it) RAPE!The Nostalgia Critic stares in stunned silenceSteven: Garnet! You're a fusion?Garnet: Oh, I-I'm sorry...The Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry, I need to drop something.(Proceeds to pull out a jug full of water from under his desk, pours it into a cup, and drops it)
Other
- There were many different reactions to the announcement of the crossover with Uncle Grandpa. One person on Tumblr
was particularly against it... but not in the way you think.
we should all be afraid - Absolutely everything about Texts Between Gems,
which is a humorous take on the series if every single Gem had a cell phone and texted each other constantly (even Malachite and Yellow Diamond). Special mention goes to "Night Blogger Steven."
- A unique human Pearl
.
- Fake Steven Universe Episodes.
Need we say more?
- Pearl and Sapphire fusion confirmed
- This post where Peridot learns how to eat for the first time.
note
- Searching Google Images for "cotton candy mom" has a 100% guarantee to give you 10 or more pictures of Garnet when Ruby and Sapphire first Fused.
- Turns out Michaela Dietz (Amethyst's VA) did some voice work for Grand Theft Auto V... and that her Amethyst voice is her normal voice
.
- Asking the important questions.
- A lot of people identified the Quartz Gem that attacked Lapis in Same Old World as Woolie of Two Best Friends Play fame, which is funny in it's own right, but even funnier is the response from Woolie himself.
Which possibly becomes Harsher in Hindsight or Hilarious in Hindsight when you realize that Bismuth probably would think so, too.
- Adopt your moms
- The fabulous crustal germs
- Someone noticed a similarity between the new bird Pokemon and Pearl.
- A tumblr user
reacts to a very special edit on the Funny page.
- "This episode could use some more credits
". Now with part 2!
- Why the Gems have the weapons they have
.
- Greg finally gets it.
Undertale
- Watching any Let's Player's reaction when they face certain bosses, most notably Mettaton EX, Photoshop Flowey, and No Mercy Sans, for the first time is always good for a quick schadenfreude.
- Undertale Repainted. Words don't do it justice.
- This Tumblr post
, which points out that 2019 is the last year that Frisk could go to Mount Ebbottnote . Cue an army of Frisks storming the Underground, much to pretty much everybody's confusion, crowding into the game's various scenes (forming a line to hug Toriel and Asriel, crowding around the mirror in Toriel's house, piling up outside Alphys's door, replacing the studio audience during Metaton's multiple shows, all trying to crowd behind the conveniently-shaped lamp, inconveniencing Papyrus's puzzles to which he responds "I ONLY HAVE ONE ORB, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE TURNS!") and in general causing chaos.
- Monster Kid with limb enhancers
, à la Peridot.
- Running into one of Toriel's attacks causes her to immediately stop. One of the possible messages at this point is "Toriel takes a deep breath". This
is one possible interpretation of what happened (Also counts as a Heartwarming Moment, since she doesn't really want to hurt you.)
- Did u guys know that Alphys makes rly good faces?
- A study in Burgerpants.
Fancomics
- Mettaton decides that Napstablook is getting a robot body, too.
Mettaton slam dunking Napstablook into the robot body really makes it.
- Frisk has had it with your crap, Sans.
Here it is in video form!
- Papyrus up in the human world.
Here's a dubbed version!
- The best part of the dub is probably Sans and Frisk threatening the mugger.
- Frisk destroys the barrier the easy way.
Now dubbed!
- The battle with Papyrus
.
- Mettamom
. ...And a voice-acted version!
- "SANS, WE CAN'T AFFORD A TROMBONE."
Dubbed as well.
Also animated.
- Do you even lift.
The human's reaction really sells it.
- How Burgerpants got his job.
And yes, there's a dubbed version.
- The end of the Genocide route if Chara was a Texan.
◊ The sheer Nightmare Fuel has been turned into comedy gold.
- I want arms
.
- Frisk plays wingman.
- Why screaming is against the rules.
- This Gaster-as-Skelebros'-dad comic.
"Take your brother, put the fridge in the groceries..."
- Made better by the fact that Undyne had assumed that Gaster would be really cool at the beginning. And then Sans' comment at the end...
- Somewhat similar to the above, the sickeningly adorable "baby Sans" comic series. Particularly this one, showing Sans' first use of the Gaster Blasters
: "Goooo!"
* Smells like a demotion. - It's hard to tell
when Frisk is sleeping.
- Changing equipment mid-battle.
- There's a
reason Frisk was trying to get underground.
- The neutral judgements are so underrated imo
. Also dubbed! With the music of Guildmaster Wigglytuff from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky, no less.
Sans: u didn't even go all out??? u spared all the vulkins.
Frisk: ye
Sans: only the vulkins
Frisk: ye
Sans: somehow that annoys me the most - Just a rock.
Crossover with Steven Universe.
- Alphys doing "research" for Mettaton's new body.
And yes, it's dubbed.
- Hide and seek
, with Frisk and Papyrus.
- Askin' the hard questions.
- So why exactly does the child prefer butterscotch?
- Frisk has a rather... difficult reaction to Sans' threat.
- Underswap Sans and Papyrus discover Undertail. Hilarity ensues.
Here's a dubbed version.
- Papyrus took
Sans' puns
too seriously.
- How to find Sans (And Undyne) in a crowd
. Doubles as Heartwarming.
Papyrus: I HAVE MADE POOR CHOICES. - Papyrus accidentally absorbs Frisk's soul.
Hilarity Ensues. And, yes, it's dubbed.
People have even made a full version of the song at the end.
- While this comic
is mostly heartwarming, there's still something giggle-worthy about the fact that Sans managed to get drunk on ketchup.
- Toriel isn't as stealthy as she thinks.
Dubbed here.
Even funnier if you've played Hard Mode, since Toriel does give you Snail Pie instead of Butterscotch in that mode.
- If she'd only answered her phone once in a while...
- Alphys has a sudden revelation
.
- An alternate interpretation
of the resets Sans caused Flowey to make.
- Sccccccooooooorrrrrrrreeeeeeee!
- Sans and Papyrus roughhousing.
Dubbed here!
- Sans passing the time prior to Frisk showing up.
Dubbed here!
- Papyrus learns of the subtle differences between Canon Sans and Fanon Sans.
- An alternate ending to Undertale.
The bonus panel with the dog taking over Photoshop Flowey's body is especially hilarious. Flowey's reaction is priceless.
- Sans never pays...
- Some pranks don't end as planned.
- Monsters in the closet.
- Cookie Jar
- Sans won't let you off that easily.
- Gesundheit.
- Passive-aggressive Frisk.
- Undyne wants to watch something scary.
She gets her wish. (Possibly NSFW)
- DID SOMEBODY SAY MAKEOVER?!
Dubbed here
.
- My Jam
. Genocide!Chara gets a little too excited to hear Megalovania.
- Fight or Mercy.
- Temmie REALLY doesn't like it when you don't sell her what she wants.
- Frisk finds a creative solution to escaping the underground.
- Things are falling into place.
- Papyrus' Browser History
, being exactly what'd you expect.
- Undyne uses oven logic when baking cookies.
Now with a dub.
- Frisk gives Undyne's letter to Toriel.
- That's one way to stop Chara's rampage.
- This ask blog post
about Sans' and Papyrus's bad days are quite heartwarming. Undyne's bad day, however...
Papyrus: SANS, CALL ALPHYS! SHE'S DESTROYING THE COUCH CUSHIONS!!!Sans: (already on the phone) oh my god alphys get here asap.- Sans and Papyrus sheepishly admitting that they have no idea how to deal with one of Undyne's bad days other than call Alphys, and that the one time they tried to help ended with the above situation.
- Any fan vid or fan game that features a Pacifist Sans fight will generally have a quote saying, one way or another, that the player feels like they are going to have a good time.
- Asriel Screemurr.
Turns the Tear Jerker backstory into hilarity.
- Sans vs. Flowey.
Flowey doesn't stand a chance. The real hilarity is the increasingly ridiculous ways that Sans owns Flowey. And Asgore's cameo appearance will leave you in stitches.
- -UNDERTALE SHORT- Sans Loves Music.
The look on Papyrus's face when he realizes the ironic pun Sans gets him to say is priceless.
- Gaster Encounter
. Depending on your taste, seeing Gaster's head imposed on the other bosses is either hilarious or Nightmare Fuel.
- Sr Pelo's take on the Neutral Ending.
- Now with his take on the Pacifist Ending!
- And with his "take" on the Genocide Ending.
(Turn your volume down!)
- Yes. He did subtitle it.
- Finally, his actual take on the Genocide Ending.
- The optional "Spare Sans" video is also quite hilarious: Sans tucks Frisk into bed, only to push a bone through his neck. You can continue/"wake up" at this point, but if you let the video continue, Sans goes through a multitude of dreams, beginning with a remake of "Touch the Child", followed by Sans meeting 0 (most likely based on a joke creepypasta), then he and Papyrus turning into the fonts they are based on, and finally meeting with SANESS from the April Fools version, only to get killed by him. Oh, and in case you're wondering, the Tom head was SANESS' Gaster Blaster. Yes.
- *SO MUCH PAIN AND VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*
- Now with his take on the Pacifist Ending!
- Crazy Boris Productions
shows us why you should reconsider trying some of Muffet's Spider Cider.
- This Chara Vs Sans animation
cuts off at the pair ready for round two, with Annoying Dog walking in to announce the short's end.
Sans: that's it?
Annoying Dog: Yep, animation is hard to do! Ooh! Here come the credits! - The Dunked On Compilation
, which pretty much sums up repeated attempts to defeat Sans.
- Cooking With Toriel
. The show gets ruined when the on- and off-screen cast descend into a hurricane of food puns, which leads to an all-out fight off-screen between the Skelebros.
- Deadpool meets Burgerpants
. And Flowey.
Deadpool: So, you're, like, a cat, right?
Burgerpants: Between you and me, sir, I'm dead inside. - Not Sorry.
To say anything else would spoil it.
- Papyrus Finds a Human
, by Piemations. Particularly funny is Papyrus' "special attack": strapping a bomb to himself and issuing an ultimatum — go with him, or he blows himself up, taking both of them out. Frisk then proceeds to disarm the bomb by cutting a wire on it with their knife... before he even finishes speaking. Papyrus' reaction to this is priceless:
Papyrus: But if you do not surrender, I'll be forced to detonate the device! KILLING! US! BO— (Frisk cuts a wire on the bomb, immediately disarming it. Beat as a shocked Papyrus glances down at it) ...you edgy bitch. THAT WAS A REAL BOMB, YOU MANIAC!- Even better is the ending when he tries to catch Frisk with a drop trap using spaghetti as bait, then somehow manages to catch himself!
Papyrus: Damn! My cooking was too amazing. - Don't Fight The Flower
. It provides an "alternate scene" if Frisk has the option to not fight Flowey in the Neutral Run. Flowey's reactions, to say the very least, is hilarious.
- This fan song
. Papyrus's bickering with Sans over puns is as amusing as always. The best part comes when Papyrus realize Sans has slipped a pun into the chorus, forcing him to sing it over and over.
- Of note is Sans' final line "Ain't two skulls better than one?". Not only is this a pun on the fact they're two skeletons, but also on the fact that the singer (who sings both brothers)'s pseudonyme is skullcrusher.
- Undertale Wrestling
is an utterly insane fan movie about the post-Pacifist ending monsters trying to befriend humanity... by staging a pro wrestling show. Between the nightmarish character appearances (the video was made in WWE 2k14), the blatant Breaking the Fourth Wall, and a whole lot of cameos and Freeze Frame Bonuses, it's an incredibly funny, if surreal, experience.
- Rick Roll: Dog Edition
- Similar to the Dunked On compilation, we have the No Mercy compilation
, which repeatedly spoofs Asgore's destruction of the Mercy button right before you fight him.
- Mettaton and Tight Pants.
Flowey's dance moves alone would qualify.
- Sans and Papyrus's reactions to the Frisk vs. Mettaton battle here
(Skip if you want to go straight to the reaction
.)
- As well as the fact that Sans manages to both be in Grillby's watching the fight and in Mettaton's audience.
- Sans was
stupid in school.
Sans: He knew he wasn't gonna win [the spelling bee] so why stand there for three hours? First round:
Monster Kid: "Cat! K-A-T I'm outta here!" (Falls over as he tries to walk away) - A fan decided to make G-Major (Like actual G-Major, not "demonic version"), which makes the songs sound derpy and tone-deaf; and by god, they all sound hilarious! The faces the characters have (minus Mettaton) also don't help in keeping a straight face:
- Spear of Justice
is now hilariously confused, with Undyne just making a (c:) face.
- Hopes and Dreams
goes from a heroic, motivational song into hilarious nonsense, while Asriel has a "bruh" or drunk face.
- Megalovania
goes from a totally epic battle theme to sounding.... just plain silly. Sans' face mimics Undyne's (the c: face)
- This video
has Bonetrousle, which is somehow sillier than before with Papyrus having the most "derpy" expression ever (seriously, it's the best out of all of them). Then we get Metal Crusher, which sounds more distorted (though Mettaton himself doesn't change), and finally Your Best Nightmare with a derpy Flowey, with a more distorted, unfocused version of said song.
- Spear of Justice
- If Undertale was realistic...
By SmashBitsTeam
- The simple fact of Frisk here being portrayed as an selfish, lazy, alcoholic, smart ass never fails to garner a few laughs.
- Toriel is portrayed as being a bit...off...Frisk: ...That is one strange MILF-goat. Did I really just say that sentence? "Strange MILF-goat"? What is wrong with me?
- Sans in the start:Sans: (laughs) The old whoopie cushion in me 'ands trick! Oh, nevermind, that was just me. I shat meself! (farts)
- This show beautifully ruining an emotional moment in the actual game.Sans: You know, me brother's never seen a human before. Aside from porn of course. You guys do some weird shit.
- Frisk meeting Lesser Dog:Frisk: (gasp) "Hello doggy! Who's a good boy? Who's a good little doggy... (pets Lesser Dog)
Lesser Dog: (begins spazzing out)
Frisk: OH, GOD!!
Lesser Dog: (Neck extends explosively, flying into the sky)
Frisk: (stares wordlessly)
Lesser Dog: (Neck keeps going before smashing into the moon, causing it to explode)
(beat)
Frisk: (staring up) ...I used to like dogs until today.
** Papyrus randomly falling in love with Frisk delivers this beautiful line.Papyrus: Do you put out on the first date? Just wondering 'cause I definitely would! - Flowey's voice and speech patterns have been changed to make him a villainous hick. It's... jarring, but in the most hilarious way. Also:Flowey: It's a kill or kill be... kill or kill be... kill... world out there.
Frisk: Yeah, think you messed up your little speech there.
Flowey: Kill or kill be... kill or kill be... (drops Nightmare Face) Why can't I say that? Kill or kill be—
Frisk: Kill or be killed.
Flowey: Kill or be— yeah! (resumes Nightmare Face) Prepare to Die. - Frisk's Ambiguous Gender gets a nice Lampshade Hanging:Frisk: Just to be clear about this, I'm a genderless child, not a giraffe.
Flowey: Okay...
Frisk: No genitals.
Flowey: (with a great "WTF" expression) ...Thanks for sharing that... - And later:Flowey: Well, if it isn't mister genderless child.
Frisk: Okay, that made no sense, calling me "mister genderless child", because the whole point is that I don't have a gender, so I'm neither a mister or a missus. I'm a "mis"tery. (Beat) End my life. - Now there's a sequel.
- Undyne's one weakness:
- The chase is on!(Sans has set up a Sans Pure Alcohol — XXX — 50 sents stand)
Sans: Y'all right, mate!
Frisk: (running by without stopping) How's it going!
(Frisk runs back to the stand and snatches up a liquor bottle, chugging it)
Sans: Heheyes, lad! Down it, down it...!
(Frisk turns and runs off)
Sans: Bye, buddy! (turns to the other side) How's it going, Undyne!
Undyne: (running by without stopping) Fuck off!
Sans: ...how rude! - Monster Kid is replaced with a Scraggy.
- Also, Undyne sings her own theme song. Frisk interrupts her and lampshades it.
- And now there's a third one.
- Frisk uses Lesser Dog as a bridge to get across the hotlands, apologising every time he steps on his neck.
- Mettaton's transformation:Frisk: So what are you now? The non-pedophillic version of Michael Jackson?
Mettaton: I AM FABULOOOOOUS!
Frisk: That's very stereotypical and offensive to gay people everywhere.
Mettaton: I'm not even gay!
Frisk: Well then, it's just offensive in general.
- The fourth one can be found here
.
- Business with the Boatguy:Frisk: So, do I pay you for the fare or what?
Boatguy: TRA LA LAAAA! The boat ride is free! Tra la la.
Frisk: So how do you make any money?
Boatguy: Money?
Frisk: Yeah, if you're giving rides up and down everyday, how do you support your wife and kids?
Boatguy: Oh, I don't, they just starved. TRA LA LAAA!
Frisk: Well, how about this then? I will be your manager.
Boatguy: Manager?
Frisk: Yeah, so we charge people for the ride, split the profits, I get more obviously because of my boatman.....expert.....ness? And you can use your small portion of profit to buy your wife some nice things.
Boatguy: That does sound pretty useful. I could do with an air refresher, my wife has been smelling really bad recently.
Frisk: Why's that? She doesn't wear deodorant?
Boatguy: No, her corpse is like three years old.
Frisk: Hm, I can see how that could hinder your relationship.
Boatguy: Yes, the sex is awful! I have to do all the work.
- Business with the Boatguy:
- The fifth video is here
.
- The sixth video parodies the Alphys hangout
.
- Sans and Papyrus pressuring Frisk into dancing for the wiggle monster, but killing it when they learn he doesn't like monster trucks.
- WARNING! WARNING! LOSING POWER! ALTITUDE DROPPING FASTER THAN YOUR PANTIES!
- Alphys reads the letter:Alphys: La la la la la... Is this a joke?
Frisk: What, your life? If so, then yeah, it's a bad one.
Alphys: Did you write this letter?
Frisk: No, I didn't.
Alphys: I had no idea you wanted to make love to me like this!
Frisk: Excuse me?
Alphys: It says right here! "I want to penetrate every office with my plastic dilt, including the ears and nostrils."
Frisk: Yeah, there's been a mix-up here—
Alphys: Wait a sec, I'll BRB. It means "be right back", by the way, if you didn't know that.
Frisk: I did know that.
Alphys: You're so smart. (appears in her dress) How do I look?
Frisk: Fucking awful.
Alphys: My friend picked this for me.
Frisk: Was your friend blind?
- The seventh video parodies the True Lab sequence
.
- Frisk manipulating the ghosts into attacking Alphys.
- Onionsan's backstory.
- The eight video parodies the Pacifist ending
.
- Frisk and Sans fighting over Frisk killing a spider. Especially since Sans kills a spider and scientist during the fight.Sans: Now that you killed him, it's time for you to have a bad time indeed! Say Hello to my weird laser... gun... skeleton thing! EAT MY BALLS!
Sans: What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? You're fucking dead, mate!
Sans: Mate, look, I don't actually want to kill you, but I signed a contract with Asgore where I actually have to do that. Cause if you kill something and I don't, I randomly combust!
Frisk: Why would you sign that?!
Sans: It was on the contract to get a a lifetime supply of pineapples!
Frisk: (sigh) To be fair...
Sans: Exactly, mate. BAD TIMES!
- Frisk and Sans fighting over Frisk killing a spider. Especially since Sans kills a spider and scientist during the fight.
- Back for Genocide
- The 10th entry
- Papyrus jumping onto spikes when Frisk sarcastically calls them pillows.
- Frisk and Napstablook rap battling, with Boatguy being the DJ.Frisk: I don't mean to be racist, but you're whiter than my ballsack!
Your music's so bad, The Room has a better soundtrack!
You float around like a weird balloon!
Let's be honest, you're just a massive goon!
- The 11th entry
- When Toriel betrays Frisk, Sans comes to the rescue as a snail.
- The 12th entry
- Papyrus's "deep journey".
- The 13th entry
- Frisk has a Pet the Dog moment warming up a rat in a microwave (albeit in a rather aggressive way) and treating him to a bowl of noddles. As he leaves, the rat is crushed by the microwave.
- The 14th entry
- Frisk defeating a dog couple with "marriage counselling", ending with him bluffing that the guy cheated on his wife with a llama.
- "I think you're in the wrong place, mate. Toy Story auditions are down the road."
- The 15th entry
- The 16th entry
- Frisk kicking Undyne into the lava and eating her remains with the Strange family.
- The Grand Finale
- Frisk's battle with Papyrus and Sans. All of it.
- Frisk killing Chara.Chara: (menacingly approaching) NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH!
Frisk: Is that your newfound Penguin impression?
(Chara jumps at Frisk, who grabs her by the arm)
Frisk: I think you'll find that you're just a soldier, and I am the commander!
(Frisk drives the knife into Chara's eye)''
- This Sans Fight Animation
.
NCHProductions: What, you guys asked for a Sans fight animation right? - The Many Sans of the Multiverse.
- The Hungertale Comic Dub.
Frisk chooses to name the Fallen Child "Bacon." Hilarity ensues. (Probably the funniest part has to be the Muffet fight.)
- Funny Bones
, a bunch of scenes involving the Skelebros. Some highlights include Papyrus painting the "Librarby" sign, and Asgore's theme playing over Papyrus cooking.
Librarian:note ...It'll be fine. I'm sure no one will notice!
Narration: Everyone noticed. - Storytime With Grillby
- Undertale Logic
- Gives You Hell.
Most of it is heartwarming, but Sans' triumphant gloating to the Fallen Child is hilarious.
- Youtuber Elu Tran has uploaded 15 minute extensions of every Undertale song and a few fan requests, such as an extension of the guitar solo in Megalovania and the trumpet solo in Battle Against a True Hero. One fan jokingly complained about not getting their requested extension, which was a loop of the first five notes of Snowdin Town's theme. Elu Tran happily obliged
, and even named the video after their comment.
Frabknando: I'm kicking you in the dick I never got my extended mix of the first five notes of snowdin townElu Tran: I'll fucking do it - Frisk(Chara) Vs Sakuya Izayoi
, a crossover with Touhou Project, shares the awesomeness and hilarity equally. Highlights include Frisk getting fed up enough with his repeated deaths that he snaps a keyboard in half, and Marisa attempting to destroy one of Frisk's Save Points (with emphasis on "attempting").
- The Unitale Trailer.
Unitale is a Lua moddable Undertale engine that allows people to create their own fan encounters. The trailer incorporates a humorous combination of Stylistic Suck, Flowey's "Paid Acting," and a reference to The Princess Bride.
- Fishy Love
. A fan animation by GaelRice
(with lyrics from Griffinilla) in which Alphys sings about her love for Undyne. The music is ridiculously cheesy, but adorable.
- Undyne Knows How To Flirt
. A fan video in which Undyne flirts with Alphys.
- Undertale the Musical
is Undertale as if it were a musical play. If the premise alone isn't already hilarious enough, it contains some silly scenes throughout the show.
- Napstablook replaces the training dummy as the first thing the Child fights. Which they proceed to beat with a stick until Napstablook starts singing.Toriel: Ghosts are not for hitting!
- The scene with Sans and Papyrus looking back and forth at each other and the Child is accompanied by confused "Huh?"s and "Eh?"s each time they turn. They sound like a helicopter by the end of it.
- The Royal Guard had to be prompted by Papyrus bringing up Undyne before they actually get to work. Then they constantly lose track of the human, prompting them to perform Dogbass multiple times, each one faster than the last. Papyrus' exasperation watching them flounder sells it.
- After that, Papyrus realizes that the Child must almost be at Snowdin now and runs off screen. Sans proceeds to ask for a Transition and is casually slid into position at the rope bridge.
- During the Papyrus fight, Papyrus gets upset that the Child is ignoring them too and loses the will to continue until Sans points out that Bonetrousle already has a ton of remixes on the internet and plays one to boost his brother's confidence.
- Napstablook replaces the training dummy as the first thing the Child fights. Which they proceed to beat with a stick until Napstablook starts singing.
- Stop skipping Sans's dialogue.
- UNDERTALE but every time you do something bad, Toriel judges you
, which is pretty much Exactly What It Says on the Tin. It's a montage of the player character attacking monsters, robbing shops, and stealing candy, with Toriel glaring at them each time, usually by sliding on screen and cuing her boss music. It even includes Toriel judging them for killing Toriel.
- At the start of Mettaton NEO 2.0
, Mettaton NEO lampshades the actual in-game fight. He even refers "2.0" akin to a update number.
- Mettaton NEO: "Darling, did you honestly think I would just drop dead? Alphys had a little bit of foresight this time 'round. Are you ready for Version... 2.0!"
- Despite the serious circumstances of the situation in Undertale DDD episode 5.5
, there's still plenty to laugh at, mostly thanks to Sans being the boss fight of the episode.
- For starters, even after dying, Sans still has puns up his sleeve, much to Papyrus's dismay.
Sans: all this talking is...killing me.Papyrus: EVEN IN THE AFTERLIFE...Sans: what can i say? old habits die hard.Papyrus: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!- Papyrus's facial reactions also help add to the humor factor.
- The quote given to the player before the fight starts is "Hah, good luck."
- Upon seeing Sans alive, Frisk takes a step back, certain they killed him during Papyrus's fight.
- When they check Sans' stats, the line about him being the easiest enemy is said by him before laughing at how untrue it is. This is before he takes it up to eleven by stealing your item button after you eat the instant noodles and eats the butterscotch pie.
- Sans once again tries to trick the player into accepting mercy, only this time it's way more obvious it's a trick, with him half-heartedly giving a different version of his second speech about friendship should the player fall for it the first time in a Genocide run. Both the description saying "Insincerity fills the air" and Sans admitting it wasn't his best effort admit it's a pretty obvious trap.
- During his attack summoning multiple versions of himself, who else comes into the room to stun him but the one and only...SAAANESSSSS!
And yes, he does use a Tom head as a Gaster Blaster; and the attack IS unavoidable as well!
- When Yukari introduced herself, she called herself Cirnelle and had a proper name pop up beneath her, much to Sans' confusion, saying she told him her name was Yukari, which the name tag promptly fixed.
- When asked if the human talked, Sans simply makes a pun saying that they let their knife talk and get the point across. A visible look of frustration can be seen on Yukari's face.
- When Sans and Yukari team up to attack, the names of the attacks remain the same... save for the addition of lazily entered "with ____" underneath it in a Comic Sans font.
- Sans once more tries to hit the soul all around the border, but due to Yukari placing rifts around it, no damage is done. Sans even comments how anticlimatic it felt.
- When Sans realized that the human was just stuck at one HP thanks to Mystify, he decided to just grade the human on their performance, ranking it a bona fide F minus.
- The ending attack that actually kills Frisk. Get Dunked On up to TWENTY-TWO! Anything else would be spoiling it.
- Upon meeting Alphys and Undyne afterwards and telling them about the fight, they all come to the realization; Anime IS real!
- Papyrus' Gauntlet Of Deadly Terror Calamity.
Yes, it's based on Mario's Castle Calamity, only this time it's Papyrus who fails at every turn, whether it's due to Frisk constantly finding new and hilarious ways of Cutting the Knot or Papyrus just getting screwed over by his own devices.
Fangames
- If the player goes pacifist in Undertale: Red, Red will eventually start attacking you seriously. The status window's initial reaction is one of sheer terror.Status Window: OOOOOOOH WHAT THE!!!!
- Not an entirely unreasonable reaction from a status window that just got cut clean in half.
- Also during the Pacifist Route, Red will start talking about your reputation for non-violence:Red: You think I haven't heard of you already? "A new world has been opened up for us!" "I've never been so excited!!" "Bark bark arf arf!!"
- The healing items you have in this battle include "Ground Beef" (which still has soil and roots on it), "Onyan Rings" (which make a "Nyan" sound when used), and a "Cramberry" (which you "cram" into your mouth).
- At the beginning, one of the actions you can perform is "joke". Selecting it repeatedly has Red get more and more confused. Eventually, she will get fed up and leave.
- One fan-game has Pacifist Route fights with Sans
and W.D Gaster, which are full of hilariously ironic Call Backs to the canon Genocide Route fight with Sans. Lampshaded by the player at the beginning of the linked video.
"...and welcome to the Pacifist Sans fight. An Undertale fangame where, unlike the Genocide Route, you're gonna have a good time."- If you choose the Fight command, Sans will fake taking a Critical Hit like the one from the Genocide battle, using ketchup packets in his hoodie. And then he'll laugh at the apparent look on your face.
- A Dating Sim called "Under-Love-Tale". At the moment, Flowey is the only love interest available and he acts like a complete Tsundere, not wanting to admit his feelings for the player.
- Alphys NEO is mostly a combination of awesome and tragic. However, this being Alphys, there are still a few amusing lines.
- Alphys: I-if you don't stop now, I'll be forced to use my "special attack"!!! (Beat) It sounds way better when he says it...
Alphys: Wait... WHY AM I GIVING YOU HINTS?!
- The Easter Egg ending. If you take certain actions in the fight, then when Alphys's health goes to zero, she launches into a profanity-laden tirade taken directly from a certain Halloween hack made by Toby Fox, before instantly killing you on the spot. In other words, she Rage Quits the fight. Definitely OOC, completely out of nowhere, and absolutely priceless for it.
- This weird fanmade battle
, which looks like one huge Take That! at AUs in general, with badly drawn Sans-es all over the place and a goofy remix of Megalovania.
YouTubers react to...
- Papyrus jumping out Undyne's windowEtika: (double Face Palm) This nigga Papyrus...oh my god, this nigga's a fucking idiot! I don't think the bathroom's out there, my boy! The bathroom ain't out there! This dude is a fucking moron! (through laughter) Jumped out the wi—that nigga dipped! He bailed; he said "fuck it! Yo, I'm out!"
Jacksepticeye: Okay. That was smooth, Papyrus. "I have to go! SMASH."
SoraKingdomKey3: I hate you, Papy—OH MY GOD—(laughter) He just dived out the window motherfluufer! Leaving me with the psycho-fish! - Mettaton EXJoel: ...I'm sorry? (Mettaton's silhouette appears) ...oh my god. It turned into fucking Jojo. Is now a good time to do Papyrus' original voice? a.k.a. THE GREAT SPEEDWAGON~
Jacksepticeye: (as Mettaton shakes violently) Don't explode! (burst of light, followed by "OH, YES~!" and Jack looking at his camera in shock) ...was that what you sounded like all along?! What is happening...? (Mettaton's silhouette appears) Oh! (leans in as he reads) "OHHH, MY..."
Ross: (reading) "I'll make your last living moments..." (Mettaton EX appears) "ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL!"
Barry: OH MY GOD, HE'S GORGEOUS!
Dodger: ...what the ffffffuck...(double Face Palm) She screwed us. She screwed us!
GaLm: ...what? (the stage lights turn on and Mettaton's silhouette appears) OHGODWHATDIDIDO. - Getting Dunked OnAdmiralBahroo: No! NO! (slides out of his chair) I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE! note (after coming back to his chair) There comes a moment in every gamer's life that they just have to take a minute - they just have to take a minute, step back, and realize what has just happened. I just got dunked on by a FONT.Etika: (spends several long moments staring at the screen) "Geeettttttt dunked on!"? (another long pause) He just instantly kills you? (starts grinning) Sans is a fucking animal, yo! "Geeettttttt dunked on!" (through laughter) That nigga sans is crazy! Holy shit! Yo...Sans is a fucking beast!\\Joel: WHOAWHATTHEFUCK—?! Wha..."Get dunked on"? I...I have to do that again? You lied to me! You lied to me! Oh...(sobbing) What is this fuckin' shit?! I'm never listening to chat again. Ever.
- ASGOREGaLm: Let's do this, Asgore! I'm gonna peace-talk the shit out of you! [...] Wait. Hold up! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THE MERCY OPTION! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Barry: NO! He stabbed my menu!
Ross: Got me right in the GUI!
Barry: Right in the U.I.!
Other
- Yo Sans, drop it hard!
- Everything about Smoltale
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- The Jaspertale AU
explanation
- Undynetale
, an AU where everyone is Undyne. Yes. Everyone. And not just in design, They act like the orginal too! It's as hilarious as it sounds.
- Underswap, an AU where certain characters have switched with others. Imagine running into a Temmie instead of Flowey, or meeting Asgore dressed as Toriel, or Papyrus taking Sans' role as a prankster.
- The sheer number of fan-made Alternate Universes is hilarious in itself. What's more, many of the AU's tend to crossover to each other. Hilarity Ensues as the often very different versions of the characters (for instance, Underswap!Sans and Underfell!Sans) interact.
- There's even an AU based off of SPONGEBOB.
- The PTA-tale AU. Imagine Sans joining the local PTA as Frisk's dunkle (dad-uncle) and getting on the bad side of a racist, ableist WASP-y jerkface in Linda. Linda's gonna have a bad time.
- The MafiaTale AU. Not necessarily about what it contains, since it's about the characters being in the Mafia, but because someone looked long and hard at Undertale and decided someone needed to make the characters Mafia members.
- You'll never guess which two songs have the same BPM...
- HorrorTale is typically... well... horrific, Papyrus included.... Though he would be scarier if his official design's face didn't look so derpy
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- A CHARActer Analysis
has a genuinely dry wit, but its crowning moment of funny is its cavalcade of increasingly Unusual Euphemisms for the Genocide Route.
- This
reading of Burgerpants' monologue on the neutral run. His insane laugh is something to behold.
- He also did the Genocide Run
. There's a fair bit of Nightmare Fuel this time around too.
- He also did the Genocide Run
- Hey there BuddySend this to your enemies without context.
- "Oira Shock
", the startled reaction (and trending Twitter hashtag) of Japanese fans when it was revealed that, in the official localization, Sans was going to use "oira", a pronoun with "country bumpkin" connotations, instead or the more expected "boku" or "ore".
- Extra funny when you look at it on a meta level. It's perfectly in-character for Sans to go against what players would expect.
- This
◊ 4chan thread features an Alternative Character Interpretation for Frisk in a speedrun of the game: they ate some trail mix before falling in, and have to hold in the poo for the whole run.
>Frisk gets outside the ruins> finds a convenient bush> goes to drop pants and squat> finds a camera
> can't shit anywhere> alphys is watching> always watching
Deltarune
- Thought throwing Ralsei was funny? Now there's an infinite version
, in the style of Toss the Turtle!
- Man on the Internet laments that he's getting a ton of requests for lyrics to "Checker Dance", but thinks the song and character are already perfect. The solution? Just repeat "Checkers" over and over to the rhythm.
- The proper Deltarune the (not really) Musical
also has its instances of absolute hilarity in two specific songs:
- Lancer's theme
, well, fits Lancer to a tee.
Susie: Aren't you gonna finish the chorus?!
Lancer: No! 'Cause I'm EVIL! I learned NOTHING WHATSOEVER! - Rouxls Kaard
is basically both of his themes, and Alex Beckman (Man on the Internet) does a fantastic job voicing him. Hearing the puzzle scenes voiced is a riot in and of himself, but "Hip Shop" is basically Rouxls trying to rap and kinda failing, all while insisting his rhymes are totally valid. And then he breaks the fourth wall...
Rouxls Kaard: What, thou still art listening, worms? Have I that greateth an attraction? I supposeth I should not beeth surprised, yon fanbase hath some interesting ideas.
- Lancer's theme
- The proper Deltarune the (not really) Musical
- Highschooler embarrasses herself in front of cute girl (not clickbait).
- Also in video dub form!
- Also in video dub form!
- One tumblr user's realization about Spamton:cozyhoodies: it’s 6:41 am. havent slept, im in bed. and i just now realizedtumblr tricked me into thinking spamton looked like the rest of the addisons with same colored hair and skin. he never had white fucking hair, the torn poster next to his dumpster home proves he never dyed his goddamn hair