Funny / Erin Brockovich

• "Do they teach beauty queens how to apologize? Because you SUCK AT IT!"
  • Doubles as a Moment of Awesome.
  • Erin is so flabbergasted after seeing her bonus check to the point where she thanks Ed until after he's already left the room.
• When Erin and Ed bring the forms with all 634 signatures to Kurt and Theresa (the lawyers Ed partnered with when the case became bigger), and Kurt wonders how they were able to do that, Erin explains, since she had no brains or legal expertise, and Ed was getting disillusioned with the justice system, she performed 634 blow jobs in five days, and then adds, "I'm really quite tired."
• "I'm not talking to you, bitch!"
  • Not to mention, "Oh, bite my ass, Krispy Kreme."