- Driver: San Francisco has a ton of hilarious conversations when you shift into someone else's car. It would take far too long to list them all, though Tanner scaring a driver's ed instructor shitless (literally) is one of the highlights.
- Driving lessons with Tanner!Passenger (seeing Tanner driving on the sidewalk): And this won't mean a fail in a test?Tanner: Nah, look at how happy these people are.Passenger: And this is safe, yes?Tanner: Of course. Look: No cars!Tanner: Nah, they're faking it.Tanner (after wrecking the car): "Now the most important thing is to get out of the car before it explodes.Passenger: "Get out of the car... Before it explodes..." Got it! Tha—- *Boom*Passenger (upon seeing a drift): You know, I always thought the handbrake was there for parking.Tanner: Eh, common misconception.
- In one mission, Tanner has to shift into a car low enough to drive under a truck so he can defuse a bomb under it.Tanner: Hey, remember when I said I always wanted to drive under a truck?Passenger: Uh... no?Tanner: That's okay. I don't, either!
- Tanner doesn't like comic book geeks.Passenger: Your mom didn't want to get a ding on the car! She's going to be so disappointed.Tanner: I'm a middle-aged comic geek living with my mother. She's used to disappointment.
- How about a collection of funny moments?
- The Talk Like a Pirate car.
- One passenger is a New Age mystic "positivity engineer" in the vein of The Secret. Some of the first words out of her mouth are "inner turmoil-monkey" and it only gets better from there, particularly when Tanner snarks back.Passenger: My inner dolphin is sending you good vibrations!
Tanner: Mine's giving you the finger.
- Really, the passengers that Tanner responds to are darn amusing, be it needing them to complete a Dare or happening to shift into the car to take for a spin. Including:
- A passenger who dared Tanner ten dollars that she couldn't be scared and acts completely deadpan at everything you do.
- A cop who's going through a sexual identity crisis while Tanner does his best to tune her(?) out.
- A "reporter" in a taxi who narrates every action with dramatic and cliche exaggeration which annoys Tanner.
- Shifting into a truck or other heavy vehicle with the passenger remarking it's "insurance scam Friday". If you didn't have a reason to crash into everything, you do now!
- Finding Winona Clash, a trashy modern rock star that Tanner only half-liked one of her albums.
- You can find a, according to Tanner, "beautiful" car whose passenger is a thug that needs to whack someone to cover the cost for it. "Beautiful" is in quotation because sometimes the car in question might be a 1968 Fiat Abarth 595 or something similarly vintage and unremarkable.
Funny / Driver: San Francisco