- Dimitru and Vlad talking about how long they need to defeat the Turks while seeking refuge in the monastery:Dimitru: (after discussing their strategy) Four or five months of that.Vlad: Not months. I'm gonna win this war in three days.Dimitru: Why not two? That'd really impress us.
- When the Turkish army attack the people escaping to the monastery and Dimitru is running to their destination:Dimitru: Couldn't these monks have built their gates a little bit closer?
Funny / Dracula Untold