- Probably the most memorable part of the movie. When Simon is pinned down by Marcus as a vampire, he brandishes a crucifix at him.Marcus: Sorry, sport. I'm an atheist.
*a spike pops out of the end of the crucifix*
Simon: God loves you anyway. *cue Eye Scream*
- Later, Simon and Marcus have a rematch and Simon delivers this line:
- During the final fight, Solina is attacking Simon in a rooftop greenhouse and straddling him, trying to strangle him. Simon grabs a pair of gardening shears and opens them at her neck, ready and willing to get trimming. Solina looks down at them in horror. Beat.Solina: Simon...
Simon: Better make it good.
Solina: You and I, we could-
*clearly not good enough; Simon cuts her head off*
Funny / Dracula 2000