- Of all the things that prove the devil is near, toast landing jelly-side down is one of them.
- You know, like it does every single time you ever drop a piece.
- Thanks to Physics, the heavier side of a piece of toast will always land face down on it.
- The failed attempt at a Your Mom insult.Lustig: You know what, I'll ask your mom to read it for me next time I got her bent over the console.Dwight: My mom's 78, have at it.
- Tony's irritation at the elevator music being stuck on repeat.
- When the Devil isn't tormenting damned souls, it just seems to enjoy being a dick, as shown by stealing a guy's wallet disguised as an old woman.
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