Funny / Delirious

• The scene where Jack uses the typewriter to stage a moment where he effortlessly saves a choking victim, making Dr. Kirkwood look like a complete incompetent in the process:
  Witness: Some doctor, doesn't even know the Heimlich Maneuver!
  Kirkwood: Of course I know the Heimlich! It's my favorite maneuver!
• This little snippet:
  Rachel: What is going on here?
  Delivery Man: The bartender needs more cold deer.
  Jack: Not deer, beer! It's a typo, use your head for Christ's sake!