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  • At the end of a sidequest where you help the Makers rebuild an ancient construct, Death requests that the construct doesn't tell anyone that he helped it without reward.
  • Death's reaction to having to help Uriel when he goes to Earth:
    Death: Oh, dammit.
  • Death's reply when Maker Elder Eideard says they must resurrect the now-destroyed Corrupted Guardian?
    Death: How many times would you have me kill him?
  • Perhaps this won't seem that funny in the translation to text, but the combination of Death's incredulity and Blackroot's cheerful obliviousness might elicit a few chuckles.
    Death: Your realm teeters on the brink of destruction and you ask me to feed you?!
    Blackroot: *happily* If it's not too much trouble!
  • Karn's introduction:
    Karn: Folks around town call me "pup" or "lad", but I prefer my own name... "Karn".
    Death: "Pup" it is then.
  • When Karn throws Death to help him reach distant places, he sometimes says:
    Karn: You (Death) jump like a lassie!
  • Death's opinion on Construct-tipping.
    Death: A fine sport.
  • While discussing the King of the Dead with the Chancellor, Death turns his own words against him.
    Death: Tell me about the King of the Dead.
    Chancellor: His reign is eternal. His word is law. And his time is... invaluable. I ensure that he need only speak with those who are worthy.
    Death: Then you must rarely see him, Chancellor.
    Chancellor: (grumbles)
  • Death every time he delivers a sarcastic one-liner.
  • Karn's "Eh, me thinks you forgot me," from the other side of a locked door after you go into the room from the side...with his help.
  • Seeing Death be completely done with the extended goose chase he's been sent on by the end of the Ivory Citadel.
    Death: (brandishing his scythes) Where... is... the key...?
    Jamaerah: Mercy, Horseman!
    Death: (plants his scythes to either side of Jamaerah's head) WHERE IS IT?!
  • The Wicked K boss. It's just absolutely nonsensical, and his opening line sets the mood for the entire battle.
    Wicked K: En guarde, you boob!