Funny / Danger 5

• During an airplane trip, Tucker remarks that there are an unusual number of series about corrupt police dogs in the in-flight catalogue. After pondering for a minute, he realizes that the only other plane he's been on with that many shows about corrupt police dogs was before the war. Cue everyone on the plane pulling out guns and aiming them at Tucker and Jackson.
  My god. This is a German airline!
  • For an added funny detail, even as they have guns in their faces, Tucker takes a sip from his drink.
• The Running Gag about Danger 5 trying to shoot Hitler, missing hilariously, and then the stock footage of Hitler jumping out a window.
• The Colonel tells the team to sit down. They offer him a drink. He threatens them with a gun.
  Chestbridge: Now you know I don't like to use the sit-down gun, but today we just don't have time for mucking about.
• "Agent Hitler, FBI"
  • The line before is also funny. An investigator says that they don't have a lead, until Hitler dumps some false evidence incriminating Danger 5 on him.
  Detective: We ain't got shit.
  Hitler: Jetzt habe sie scheiße^note "Now you have shit"
• When Jackson is imprisoned, an agent tries to seduce him. He punches her in the face and calls her a fascist.
  Woman: You punched a woman!
  Jackson: I punched a nazi.
• Ilsa when she sees Holly's banana split:
  We don't have banana in Russia, only split.