- In a skit on Camp Fever, Glenn tells the gang about the Swedish compass, which is just a snuff can with a mirror in it. It doesn't show where you're going or where you've been; it just shows you who's lost.
- The punchline to "My First Time Ever": "It's all finished, it's all over now / My first time milking a cow."
- In a skit on Yoop It Up, DeCaire is hawking new "smart pills". Potila asks to try one, only to find that they are rabbit turds. DeCaire's retort? "See, you're getting smarter already!"
- The entirety of "Diarrhea", Lyrical Dissonance, fart noises, and all.
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