- Madrak's "The Agnostic's Prayer":Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to ensure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.
- The second time he runs through it, Typhon, an actual god is the one to add the "Amen," purely to shut him up.
- The scene where a seer attempts to read some entrails.. Much to the displeasure of the seer OWNING those entrails, who is doing a better job at it.
- When Horus arrives on Marachek."What, may I enquire, brings the scantly-clad god of vengeance to this scrofulous vicinity?"
- Integrating the consciousness and nervous systems of your enemies into your household utensils—fireplace pokers and rugs? Monstrous. Punishing a mouthy rug by jumping up and down on it? Hilarious.
Funny / Creatures of Light and Darkness