Funny / Count Jackula

• The beginning of the Halloween II (2009) review. When Jackula is trying to bail on reviewing the movie, how does Masked Slasher get him to stay? By holding out a DVD of Jennifer's Body like it was a crucifix. And considering how Jackula reacted to it, it might as well have been.
• From the review of The Devil's Rain, Satanic Jackula's reaction to discovering that one of the cultists was a bit part played by John Travolta.
  Satanic Jackula: (singing to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes") I thought the story was/About the Lord of Flies/But we were lost because/The plot's in John Travolta's eyes! (spoken) Holy shit! Fuck!