Funny / Codename: Sailor V

• When he decides to introduce Minako to her destiny, Artemis walks on her under the shower and starts talking to surprise her... And she screams as if a human male walked in her shower and tosses him out.
  • When she comes out from the shower, Mina is wondering since when cats talk. Then Artemis shows up... And Mina proceeds to check him for speakers in case this was some strange prank, before realizing that yes, this is a talking cat and proceeding to act as if it was completely normal.
• Artemis' "Congratulations for the 5,000th First Love" sign.
  • If he's serious, it's crossed with a minor CMOA. I mean, he kept count of Minako falling in love something like 13 times a day...
• Her fights with the villains of the Pet Diary arc:
  • When faced with Nyan Nyan (a demon cat) and an horde of demon cats, she knocked them out all by summoning an horribly stinking cloud (actually the atmosphere of her 'Holy World' Venus. Artemis mistook it for a fart). Then she dispatched the enemy... And a witness mistook her for a fake.
  • When faced with Wan Wan (a demon dog), she proved her hamminess with an In the Name of Venus so long that Wan Wan complained about its length. Also, Artemis complained she partly recycled the one used with Nyan Nyan and that the Seppuku she sentenced Wan Wan to is a form of suicide, not cutting him in two.
    • Also, Wan Wan's puppy form was constantly mistaken for a female dog (named Luna)... And Artemis had a crush on him. But Minako saw the puppy's belly, so she definitely knew Luna was a male... And didn't tell Artemis.
  • Chuu Chuu is revealed to be a mosquito demon. Sailor V's reaction? She disintegrated her and her minions with Crescent Beam-powered mosquito-repelling incense burner.
• Because of Debrine's plot, Minako had put up fat, and Artemis talked her into working out to get slim again. At the end of the battle, Sailor V bowed to give (late) Valentine chocolate to a knocked out Wakagi... And had a priceless annoyed face when the outfit ripped and she realized Artemis tricked her into getting the weight back in muscles.
  • How did Artemis talk her into exercising? He flat-out asked her if she had gotten fat, and said "I don't want to see a fat Sailor V". Cue Minako hitting the exercise bike.
• After a series of crimes Sailor V solved in his place, Wakagi is threatened with transfer in Siberia if he fails just once, much to his shock. During the same chapter Sailor V solves another case in his place... And it turns out Natsuna was serious and literal. That, and somehow the Tokyo Metropolitan Police keeps a post in Siberia.
  Wakagi: "Why do we even have a station in Siberia?!"
• For months Natsuna has pestered Wakagi to bring her Sailor V to no avail. So she goes to do idol chasing to stave off boredom... And, by complete accident, befriends Minako and discovers she's Sailor V.
  • How did she react to the discovery? She phones Minako once per day and offers her a job, and then they chat about various things.