Funny / Club Penguin

Club Penguin

• For a while before the PSA became the EPF, the headquarters was flooded with, get this, popcorn. It was because Herbert jury-rigged a popcorn bomb with a hair dryer chair, but it was rather funny.
• During the 2008 April Fools' Party, the Iceberg was changed to a stock image of a bucket with ice water in it. Made even funnier by the fact that the Flash file greatly compressed the image.
• When Quest for the Golden Puffle was playing at the Stage, you could press the red button on the Switchbox 3000 to make the podium with the titular Golden Puffle on it lower. When it comes back up, replacing it was The Keeper of the Stage sleeping, who wakes up, blushes with an "Oh, Crap!" Smile, and goes back down.
• If you bring a Green Puffle to Jet Pack Adventure, the game over screen has his parachute landing on its head.
• Before its redesign in 2011, if you were to mouse over a box of Puffle-Os in the Pet Shop, it would reveal a Green Puffle eating inside it.
• The April Fools' 2010 event replaced The Mine with... the Loading Screen. It made a few players freak out thinking that the game crashed, but the loading blurb reassured them that this was intentional.
• The warning room in the 2010 Medieval Party has a sign that simply says "Wipe your feet".
• One level of System Defender had Klutzy of all characters attack the EPF mainframe because he mistook Herbert's computer for a video game. Klutzy is defeated after Rookie uses a typewriter to imitate crab speech, forcing the crab to retreat.
  Rookie: Well, either I said "Hey! This isn't a game…" Or "We are armed with garlic and butter."
  Gary: Astounding! When did you start learning crab speech?
  Rookie: I don't know - it just sort of clicked with me.
  Gary: =P
• Near the end of Operation: Spy & Seek, Herbert is caught on camera teaching Klutzy the Hokey Pokey.
  Herbert: I'm telling you, Klutzy - it's put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in, shake it, stomp it, twist and shout. (beat) Well, that's how they played it at the North Pole.
  • Shortly afterwards, Herbert asks Klutzy what penguins love more than anything else. Klutzy makes a guess:
  Herbert: No, other than that. And I don't know why they have such a hard time tipping it. It was easy for me.
• The 2012 Marvel Takeover was launched by a meteor landing in the Dock. It's consistently referred to as the Meteor... until a few weeks into the party, when Aunt Arctic receives a question from Gerry D Gizmo Guy pointing out that it should be called the Meteorite.
  Aunt Arctic: Lesson learned, if another meteor ever comes along, we should wait to see if it hits the ground before naming it.
• During Operation: Blackout, one of the questions answered in the Ask Herbert section of the newspaper is sent from Lolz... who is Cadence's puffle.
  Lolz: Squeak! Squeak squeak squeaky!
  Herbert: You puffles are as aggravating as your owners.
  • Herbert's sheer exasperation when answering some of the questions is also pretty funny:
  Sirius Lee: Hey Herbert! You're going down!
  Herbert: That's not a question. Have you forgotten what a question mark looks like?
• In Operation: Blackout, it's revealed that Jet Pack Guy's real name is... Guy. Even funnier is the Spanish translation of this gag, where they just named him Pingüino.

Club Penguin Island

• In one of Cadence's missions, Cadence asks you to buy a pizza from Franky's. If you choose to use a pizza you already have in your inventory, Cadence is understandably grossed out and asks you to buy a fresh one.
  Cadence: Umm, how long has that been in your pocket?
• During the Pirate Expedition, Aunt Arctic, curious about the Penglantian Vault, chooses to interview Rory to see what he knows, since he's spent the entire event trying to dissuade people from entering. Rory tries to claim that he doesn't know anything and has only been dissuading people because he loves safety measures, only for Aunt Arctic to point out that he sells pots of steaming hot lava in his shop. Rory concedes the point.
  • Aunt Arctic then tells Rory to stop dodging her questions and just tell her what he knows. Rory says that he'd never dodge a question... then ditches the interview altogether.