- Autua reassuring Adam Ewing that he isn't going to eat him by saying that he doesn't like "white meat".
- "Cause of injury: Pussy."
- "It's people! Soylent Green is maaaaaade of peeeeplleeeee!" Later turns into Fridge Horror.
- "Are there no true Scotsmen in the house?!" and the brawl that ensues.
- Just about every scene in that segment is made of pure hilariousness.
- The Mexican woman bludgeoning the Assassin to death. "Don't call me a wetback!"
- Let's not forget that Agent Smith plays a female retirement home nurse in Cavendish's arc.
Funny / Cloud Atlas