- Every time Allen gets to hear about "The Very Amazing Spring Onion/Octopus" is hilarious. And they always answer the same way!Allen: What part of it is amazing?Elluka: Everything about it is very, very amazing!Allen (thinking): I've been hearing this argument a lot lately.
- Even better: In the (non-canon) stage musical, Michaela sings an entire song dedicated to the spring onion.
- There's some funny Mood Whiplash early on due to Allen being a First-Person Smartass. Riliane talks about how, like the sun in the sky she's all alone. Allen thinks she's right, but having two suns would make everyone die from the heat.
- Germaine constantly teasing "Karchess" about his real identity as Kyle.Germaine: What a stroke of luck that Marlon ended up not sending them any military aid, hm?Karchess: ...You're mean.
- YMMV, but some found Allens sacrifice for his Big Sister Bully darkly humorous. Helped by the fact that it involves being dressed in drag.
Funny / Cloture Of Yellow