Funny / Classic Game Room

• Hayzoos, The Coked-Up Chicken announcing Classic Game Room's 10 best games of 2010. Cosmic Carnage comes in second.
  • Hayzoos' screen test.
  Classic Game Room! Gam- no, fuck it. I don't like that. No, that's stupid. Who wrote this shit? Fuck you!
• Mark's review of Gamer Grub performance snack. Now your food won't ruin your controllers and your controllers won't ruin your food.
  How about a banana? Well, that sounds great. Look at this banana. It has a peel on the outside so you don't get your hands all messy when you eat it, but it's yellow. And what [else is] yellow? Cowards.
• The Storybook Workshop review where Mark plays with the voice changers and reads Little Red Riding Hood.
• The important life message at the end of Enduro Racer.
• CGRundertow's Tweet Sack. A semi-regular feature where Derek answers questions tweeted by followers on Twitter and Clone!Derek trolling him.
• Calling Joust "Bird Ass".
• The end of the SEGA Power Strip review.
• His review of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots starts with him playing the game properly. Then he says "I don't like to play like that", and Snake unleashes carnage.
• In the Super Monaco GP II review, he just suddenly hits the flagman and sends him flying. This is something you can actually do in the game, it turns out.
• "Playing Valkyria Chronicles reminds me of the time I seduced a space mermaid with my Atari collection."
• Mark's Madden NFL 25 review brings gems such as:
  "Some other features include sharing your scores or whatever on Facebook! And menus that have lots and lots of options. I kind of miss the simplicity of the Sega Genesis days. Back then, you couldn't share on Facebook. Because the Genesis didn't waste its time with that crap."
  "Rip his leg off and stab him with it!"
  "How hard can this be?! You're professional football players! Do your job! Stay out of jail and practice football!"
• Mark doing a live-action parody of GTA V.
• The review of My Little Pony: The Runaway Rainbow on CGR Undertow wasn't afraid to take a jab at the the current fanbase.
  Derek: ♪My Little Pony, My Little Pony!♪ You know I— You know I used to wonder what friendship could be too... (Beat) Thing is, this game actually came out before the new series. So if you're hopin' for the... modern-looking, rebooted ponies, well I'm sorry to report that these ponies are the old ponies. I- I didn't know a pony could be rebooted. Just goes to show, you should never question Hasbro!
• The entirety of the Barney's Hide & Seek review, especially with Mark holding Derek at gunpoint with an NES Zapper and forcing him to dance.
  • Basically any time Mark tortures Derek.
• The whole Tiger R-Zone review.
• The Hyper Scan got a review on CGR, and Mark decided to drive home the slow loading times with a load-off between it and his Neo Geo CD. The resulting parody of horse racing commentary must be seen to be believed.
• The beginning of Derek's Danny Phantom: Urban Jungle review. Thinking that he's going to play yet another So Okay, It's Average GBA platformer, he finally snaps and runs away into the woods. What follows is a Sanity Slippage of epic proportions.
  Derek: "The trees! They're the ones who shepherd the marmosets! It's where they build their cities!"
  • Then Brandon shows up and explains to Derek that Urban Jungle isn't a platformer, but a Shoot 'Em Up. Derek immediately feels foolish about the whole ordeal.
• In his review of Xenon, Mark puts a whole stack of coins into the machine and it moans for each one:
  "I think she's faking it!"
• In his Fire Shark (Genesis) review, Mark talks about just how the enemies get their hands on all the massive boss mecha, as well as the financial and legal implications for the enemy forces when you destroy their various war machines.
  "So you just figure you blew their ridiculous spinning gun turret tank thing. They probably had only paid off about two years of that by the time you exploded it on a five-year payment plan. So you've completely screwed the enemy out of a couple hundred thousand dollars, and they're gonna end up in legal battles against their insurance company for the next decade to try to reclaim. So even if your plane gets shot down in Fire Shark and you go down in flames, you can sleep well at night knowing you've caused the enemy accounting department a major headache."