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Running Gags:
Many of the episodes are titled after theater, musical or fairytale pieces, like The Princess and the Frog, My Fair Lady, and Mommie Dearest.
Chugga's attempt at fitting the jingle to the "A mysterious force seals it shut" text box.
While not comedic gold, every time he visits the Millennial Fair, he makes sure to say the "HA!" sound from the music that plays there, even if he is talking about something else.
Chugga reading Marle's lines while she excitedly jumps like she's chanting like a cheerleader. Usually going too long for the accentuation to work properly. He later does the same thing for Ayla's fist-pumping.
Chugga counting all the times he pronounces Ayla's name as EYE-la out of habit, rather than the "canonical" way of EY-la. Total count as of the finale: x5!
After completing Frog's quest, Chugga has renamed him to "Glenn", but has now made a habit of continuing to call him "Frog". Eventually, Chugga renames him back to "Frog"... and proceeds to make the opposite problem, of calling him "Glenn".
During the Lost Sanctum sidequests, he is always forced into a battle with some rat enemies, making a sarcastic comment on it every time.
Episodes
Episode 1: My Fair Lady
In a literal blink-and-you'll-miss-it moment, in a single frame, you can see a screenshot of the game's horrendous PC/Android port, with Chugga captioning it with "We don't talk about this."
Gato the robot. He is voiced by FamilyJules, or rather, his songs are done by Jules himself.
After what's implied to be multiple failed attempts at clearing the drinking contest minigame, he breaks out the faux-Wangst.
Chugga: I wish I had Tim with me; he always does it for me!
The race, on the other hand...Chugga’s luck with betting on the winner has not improved since Majora’s Mask.
Episode 2: Invisible Woman
Chugga finds a signpost in the top-right corner of Guardia Forest 600 AD which reads, "Dead end ahead." He responds with, "That's a bad sign" before checking the nearby Zeal Box. The "Mystery of the Past" sound effect causes Chugga to crack up about how it sounds like it's commenting on his signpost pun with a "wah-wah-wah-wahhhh", and then he starts apologizing for making fun of the game's sound design.
Right before the endcard, Chugga cuts back to Lucca's explanation of Marle's royal lineage. Also, likely a reference to this◊.
Chugga offhandedly mentions that the Fiendlord's army laid waste to the place around Zenan Bridge. He then talks to the guard NPC there, who says... Exactly what Chugga just said.
Chugga recounts how he got stuck for hours trying to find the secret passage in Manolia Cathedral on his first playthrough. He ran all around the cathedral trying to find a door, went back to Guardia Castle to see if having Frog in the party would trigger an event, went back to Truce Canyon and back to town again to Talk to Everyone, all to no avail. He eventually discovered you're supposed to walk up to the organ in the upper-left of the cathedral and press the "A" button, triggering a musical password.
Chugga: Man, when they said, "Not being a religious man would come back to bite you someday", I didn't think this is how it would manifest itself.
Episode 4: Yakkity-Yakra
While discussing Frog's incredibly posh speech in the SNES version, he lists some examples to prove his point, one of them being... a little off.
Chugga: "Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropriate the formulary for the preparation of affordable comestibles!" ...okay, maybe not that last one, but can you really tell them apart?!
Episode 5: Trying Times
When returning with Lucca and Marle to the present, Chugga adds a bit to Marle's line about having fun in the medieval ages.
Marle: It was the most fun I've had in months! Chugga:(as Marle) I died!
Chugga speaks in-character for Crono when complaining about how he is treated in Guardia Castle in 1000 AD.
Chugga: This is an outrage! I'll have you know that I was dubbed by King Guardia the XXI as Sir Crono! There must be at least oneurinating fountain of me in this castle garden somewhere!
Episode 6: Breakaway
Chugga opens the episode with a serious tone, because he wanted to correct an error he made in a previous episode. In Episode 4, he made a pun that because Slurp is based off Frog's magic stat, it scales to his other magic attacks. He realizes this pun doesn't work because frogs do not have scales, and he just assumed they did because they were amphibians and he's never seen a frog up close.
Chugga: Because punning is serious business, people can get hurt, and I take this craft very seriously. Higher magic really bumps up his healing. Thank you.
Even his revised pun doesn't work because frogs have smooth skin, it's toads that have bumpy skin. This, along with the fact that amphibians aren't known for being scaled, makes the entire situation a complete Epic Fail on Chugga's part. He even mentioned his revised pun failure in Episode 24.
After defeating the dragon tank, part of the bridge collapses underneath the Chancellor and two other guards, forcing them to cling to each other's limbs and create a bridge for Crono and Lucca. Chugga, being the paragon of maturity that he is, takes the opportunity to repeatedly run back and forth over the Chancellor's back while happily making some "dooty-dooty-doo"-like singing.
Chugga goes up to a chest but gets interrupted by enemies, including one slow-moving Floral Horror. Chugga jokes about how Crono, Marle and Lucca are "in awe from the fact that a plant can walk so slowly over to them that they will stop everything they're doing to watch it walk slowly over to them before they whack it".
And then Chugga gets side-tracked by realising he never discussed the Berserker Ring, which results in him forgetting to open the chest anyway. The video cuts to post-production Chugga returning to retrieve it, where he obtains... a Silver Sword, a weapon he already has.
Chugga buys a Pocket Blaster for Lucca from a girl in Arris Dome and goes to equip it on her... only to realise he'd already obtained a Pocket Blaster earlier and forgot to equip it.
Episode 8: Guardian of the Tragedy
Chugga begins his intro after healing in an Enertron. He talks in his usual upbeat style when the text says "HP and MP restored", but when the text says "But you're still just as hungry as before", he talks in an exhausted tone. When the text disappears, he returns to his usual self.
Chugga attacks the Guardian while the Pods are still active, to demonstrate what happens when you do that (i.e. it counter-attacks with the Delta Attack triple tech). Immediately after that happens, he tries to have Lucca attack a Pod but mis-clicks the Guardian, resulting in the party getting Delta Attack'd again.
Episode 9: Creepy Krawlie
Chugga praises the troll save-point in the sewers, but doesn't know whether to call it a juke or a jape.
This luck goes downhill afterward when trying to get 1500 points. He has several attempts, with the last failed attempt being ended with a long "NOOOOOOOO-".
After Johnny taunts Crono for losing by saying his Granny rides faster than that, Chugga starts reminiscing about what Johnny's Granny would look like, saying he's imagining "an old lady fused with an electric wheelchair shopping cart".
Chugga shows a screenshot of Crono and Johnny while the camera is at a 45° angle, and says Crono in the Jetbike at a diagonal angle looks like he's racing in Thomas the Tank Engine.
Chugga tries to have Crono use Cyclone on three Deverminators at once, only for Crono to get attacked by the centre one and counter-attack with a critical hit, OHKOing it and making Crono's Cyclone less effective.
Chugga: Ooh, counter-attack! Please don't... (faltering voice) kill the guy in the centre. (Crono's Cyclone defaults to a single Deverminator on the right) Well, you just made your own Tech a lot less effective. Thanks, Crono!
Chugga obtains the Bandit's Bow, a weapon for Marle... except she's still back at Proto Dome.
Chugga: Rest in peace, Marle's hopes and dreams. (Trying not to laugh) I feel so awful for her!
Episode 13: The Day the World Died
Chugga gets interrupted during his intro by the Old Man delivering exposition about Spekkio.
Spekkio: I'm Spekkio, the Master of War! I watch all kinds of battles from here. How do I look to you? (Strong!/Weak!) Chugga: WEAK! (selects "Weak!")
And after Spekkio says his strength is determined by the strength of the lead party member:
Chugga: Oh... Touché!
When Crono, Lucca and Robo take the Gate to 1999 A.D. and confront Lavos for the first time:
Game Text: Lavos enters attack mode! Chugga: Apparently he's a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster?
Episode 14: Prehistoric Preview
When Emile enters the Forest Maze, he starts singing the song from the other Forest Maze, with the word "obligatory" being sung at the end.
Chugga: You can't just not do that, especially in a SquareSoft game.
As a bit of meta-humor after the worst ending shown in the previous episode, many of the comments have joked that this is the quickest that Chugga has uploaded a bonus video.
Episode 15: Funky Old Medina
After talking to the Imps whose wardrobe the party bursts out off after taking the Gate to Medina Village, Chugga imagines the Imps arguing about how the other should have cleaned out the closet because they've got an alternate dimension in there.
Chugga talking in an Evil Gloating-like voice while referring to the price inflation of basic items in Medina Village, due to the fiends' grudge against humans.
Chugga: In Medina Village, you will have to deal with such discrimination as... price gouging, the worst of all prejudices.
Chugga makes a joke about why Middle English died; because people kept stumbling over their words. The real funny part is when he stumbles over his words while saying it, almost saying "stuttering" instead.
Chugga then tries to make up for it by giving the Commander a French accent too... only to end up sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger, which he Lampshades.
Chugga attempts to use Ice Sword on Ozzie and starts verbally building up what a strong Tech it is... only to realise Ozzie is immune to Ice Techs on Zenan Bridge.
Chugga: This takes Crono's sword, imbues it with an Ice element aaand... BOOM! hits him so hard it flash-freezes... (Ozzie takes zero damage) Chugga:(deflated voice) ...him and doesn't hurt.
Chugga then tries Fire Sword on Ozzie... which also fails. note Ozzie is immune to all magical Techs on Zenan Bridge. Chugga laments what bad timing he chose to debut the Ice Sword and Fire Sword Techs, as they are good Techs when they actually work.
During the boss battle against Zombor, Chugga tries to say that Lucca should throw a Potion Crono's way, but mixes his words up and says she should throw a Crono Potion's way, and has to correct himself.
Episode 17: Tale of Two Cities
Chugga visits the Dorrino Elder's House and witnesses the Elder giving the explorer Toma money to cover his expenses to search for the Rainbow Shell. Later, Chugga visits the Porre Inn and Toma asks Crono if he could give him 30 G for a drink.
Chugga gets into the first battle possible in the Denadoro Mountains. He comments on how weak the Bellbirds are and how their biggest threat is awakening the Ogans, just in time for an Ogan to attack Lucca... and deal a whopping 4 damage.
On that note, Chugga making fun of how weak the enemies in Denadoro Mountains are in general, though he does admit that Masa & Mune's second form is pretty difficult. He says the Freelancers have such low HP that he's never seen them perform their counter-attack. Later in the video, he gets overconfident and has Lucca perform her regular attack against a Freelancer... only to get screwed over by Accuracy RNG i.e. the Freelancer survives. He goes back to mocking them after their counter-attack does an almighty 18 damage to her.
Right after the Hero the world was putting all its hopes and dreams into runs away, a monster chasing him engages our heroes. Crono kills it in one hit. With a counter-attack. Yeah, that wasn’t what he was running from, but it was still hilarious, especially with Emile’s reaction.
Chugga recounts a time in high school where he quizzed a grade-A student on the saying, "The best offense is a good defense".
Chugga: OK, think of it like this. The best offense is what?
"We know of a legendary swordsmith, who would be capable of dealing with such a thing...so- NUUUUUUUUUU!"
Later on, he finds another, as he screams "NUUUUU-" before it turns into a "NO" as the Nuu is too off-screen to be in the battle.
After meeting Ayla, he states he's going to pronounce it "EH-la" as opposed to "EYE-la" like he's been doing most of his life, as the former is how it's pronounced in Japanese, but he might slip up. Immediately after naming her, he pronounces it "EYE-la" and loses it.
He even has to make a counter for how many times he pronounces the name as "EYE-la"!
Chugga makes several sleeping and snoring noises when trying to talk to Ayla after the Gate key got stolen. He thankfully realized it wasn't a cutscene before he would end up coughing.
Chugga: That's what I'm telling my mom, anyway, when we get to this part of the story.
The first time Chugga gets into a battle with Ayla in the party, he describes her as "the genetic ancestor of ChuckNorris", referring to her prowess as a strong physical attacker.
Chugga: What you call an old, outdated joke, I say there is really no more succinct way to explain it than that. It was the best I had!
Chugga gets into a second battle with a Nu in the Hunting Range. Ayla has learned the Kiss Tech from a previous Nu encounter, and Chugga sees it as an opportunity to demonstrate its healing effect... only to mis-click and have Ayla use Kiss on herself instead of Crono. While she was already at full health.
Chugga: Er, there's being vain and there's kissing yourself when your friend is near death in front of you.
Chugga gets into a battle with some Ion Clouds. He starts talking about how they're very weak physical attackers... except he forgot to heal Ayla, who was down to 1 HP following the Nu battle. Cue an Ion Cloud easily KOing her in a single attack, causing Chugga to crack up laughing.
Chugga then promptly heads into battle against some Prehistoric Frogs, forgetting to heal Ayla again. At least Ayla is able to One-Hit Kill one of the Prehistoric Frogs before its partner revenge-KOs her.
Episode 21: Mrs. Nizbel
Chugga's slow, painful descent into madness while waiting for some Aecyto Weevils to dig holes in the correct locations.....for about FIFTY MINUTES.
While this happens (and also after it), Chugga starts looking at the patterns on the walls, almost like some weird Inkblot Test. He starts to see World of Warcraft goblins and the shopkeeper from Star Fox Adventures in the wall patterns...
Chugga decides to equip Ayla with the Speed Belt before the Nizbel boss fight, and his future self quickly interjects saying that he actually doesn't recommend this. The reason why becomes clear after the boss battle when Chugga realizes that Ayla keeps her equipment with her when she leaves the party.
Episode 22: Over the Masamune
Just like the cave walls in the previous episode, Chugga points out how the pixelated water looks like an old man with chubby cheeks and a mustache. Complete with a zoom-in.
Chugga misreading "Melchior's Cabin" as "Melchior's Cavern".
Episode 23: Making a Hero
Chugga visits Spekkio with Frog in the party, but Frog's celebratory pose upon having magic bestowed upon him is obscured by the gate archway, prompting Chugga to joke about how Frog got Mike Wazowski'd.
Episode 24: Night of 100 Fiends
Chugga misreads a Lancer saying "End this misery!" as "Eat this misery!"
Chugga refers to the enemy Save Points in said cell as "cameo appearances of the rival from Pokémon Gold and Silver". note Enemy Save Points are called "???" in the attack target menu.
Chugga has Crono use Lightning II against two Sword Servants and two Outlaws.
Chugga has Crono use Lightning II on two Cave Apes and a Purple Reptite, saying he'll be able to use his Dual Techs with Ayla if any of them live. They all survive.
His comments comparing the Reptites' prisons to the cell Ozzie sends you to if you fall into his trap doors.
During the battle against Azala and Black Tyranno, Frog gets inflicted with Sleep from Azala. Chugga is baffled that Frog seems to wake up when Black Tyranno causes tremors while storing energy, only to fall asleep again when the tremors finish.
Chugga: Frog, why do you have to be asleep? You are waking up to be scared of it, and then you just go right back to bed. It's like, "Oh, no! Five more minutes, Mom!"
Chugga mocks Azala for using her Psychokinesis to lift her foes into the air and slam them back down again, instead of the more practical solution of dropping them off the top of her castle to their deaths.
Chugga reacting with horror to Bubble Burst dropping Ayla on Black Tyranno's horn as if it's real.
Episode 29: Finding Paradise
In Enhasa, after Janus ominously tells Crono and co. that "one among them will shortly perish", Chugga talks to a woman that gives short exposition about how a Font of Recovery fully heals HP and MP, using the word "font" as derived from the Latin word fons meaning "baptismal water" as opposed to the now more well-known "typeface" definition coming from the French word fonte. Chugga, not being religious and growing up in the age of video games, proceeds to say:
Chugga: I apologize, I can never hear the word "font" without thinking, "Ha, ha, ha! I guess, like, Times New Roman heals me"... I don't know, I just had to put some positive spin on the situation.
Chugga thinks the floating islands look like delicious chocolate cake.
Chugga reads a character's text to the tune of "All Star." And apologizes profusely afterwards.
Chugga: Whenever I see the words "once told" I can never - uuuugh, I'm so sorry! I ruin everything, I know, I just... I'm awful.
One character remarks that the Earthbound ones are allowed to work on the Ocean Palace, another complains that construction is behind schedule. Chugga can't resist.
Chugga: I mean, you know if you have the word "Earthbound" involved in anything, that's gonna fall greatly behind its release deadline. I'm just saying...
Interrupting a tense moment to talk about a glitched carpet texture.
When talking to the Old Man at the end of time, Chugga can't help but joke when he hears him refer to Zeal as "the Magic Kingdom".
Chugga:(Struggling not to laugh) Yes! I got the Park Hopper option, so I went to the magic kingdom! This whole trip through time has just been the world showcase at Epcot!
Chugga stops on the overworld map next to Sunken Desert in 600 AD and says "Death!" in a drawn-out, evil-sounding voice. Right after he says the word, Lucca's animation of her reading a book when she stands in one place on the map for too long happens, causing Chugga to crack up about how it was like Lucca could hear what he said and was reacting to it.
When talking about Queen Aliza, Chugga makes a flub and accidentally starts to say Az- which prompts a quick picture of Azala.
Chugga finally snaps at the 1000 AD Chancellor, and says perhaps what has been on everyone's minds in the most Chugga way he can.
Chugga: YOU ARE COMPLETELY AWFUL!!!
Episode 32: Epic Wing
Chugga's multiple failed attempts to Charm the Ambrosia off Gato.
First, Crono defeats him in one hit with a counter-attack before Ayla can even use Charm.
He then manages to land the Charm on Gato, but gets an "Enemy has nothing to give but gratitude" message. He wonders why, and then decides it's because he already has an Ambrosia in the inventory.
He uses the Ambrosia he already has before trying again... and proceeds to miss twice in a row with Charm before finally getting the Ambrosia off Gato.
To top it all off, while the Ambrosia is capped at one via the method of sleeping in Dorino Inn while Marle is in the party, it can be Charmed multiple times off of enemies. Chugga just got really unlucky, and he mentions this in Episode 53.
Chugga demonstrates that trying to access the Zeal Box in Guardia Forest 1,000 A.D. will result in Crono and his friends being stopped by a block of wood.
Chugga:(Time travels from End of Time to clearing with sealed treasure) Who knew that it took interdimensional time portals to get around a layer of wood?
Chugga confesses that, while writing his notes for the Zeal Box locations, he forgot what the Heckran Cave was called and wrote it down as "Da water cave from Medina Village".
Chugga obtains the Alluring Top.
Chugga: This increases the chances of Charm working, and can only be equipped by Ayla. Ooh, Crono's mom not gonna be happy about that find.
Chugga then obtains the Workman's Wallet and reads its item description.
Chugga: Turns experience into money? What is this, Paper Mario: Sticker Star? I'm good, I will keep my experience points.
Episode 33: Earthbound Beginnings
Chugga notices that the Mudbeasts' Attack stat increases when Ayla Charms a Rainbow Helm off them.
Chugga: It's Attack power increased again. I guess they don't really take kindly to us taking off their clothes. (Slight Beat) Who does?
Chugga spends some time complaining about how time-consuming the boss battle against the Mud Imp, Red Mudbeast, and Blue Mudbeast is while he's fighting them. When they finally go down, Chugga is optimistic that the fight didn't take as long as he thought it would. It had gone on for over seven minutes.
Episode 34: Giga Gaia Guru Grab Gets Gang Grim!
"Hey, everybody! It's Chuggaaconroy! Welcome back to more EarthBound... Village."
Chugga's battle against the first Rubble on the Mountain of Woe. First, he announces his plans to Charm it... just in time for the Rubble to use Omnilock and disable all party Techs (which he forgot it could do), then, after Crono lands an attack on it, proceeds to miss nine attacks in a row before Ayla finally kills it with a crit, due to its very high Evasion stat.
Chugga: What are we doing, counting here? Come on, kids, let's count the misses.
While debuting the Twister triple tech on two Bomber Birds:
Chugga:(Enthusiastically) Form a totem pole... (Sinister voice)of death.
Chugga thinks the Stone Imps look like they're wearing 1c pajamas.
Frog deals 404 damage to a Stone Imp with his regular attack, killing it.
Chugga finds a unique blue-coloured Save Point and discovers it turns the usual green for a split-second after exiting the menu à la Ozzie VIII in Medina Village. He wonders why they recoloured this Save Point, and then realises it was to avoid camouflage with the Mountain of Woe.
Chugga obtains an Aeonian Helm and says it's a good helmet... only to realise the entire party already has superior defensive gear, causing him to retroactively re-describe it as a bad helmet.
Ayla learns Dino Tail, and Chugga celebrates while simultaneously trying to sound like a cave-person... only to end up sounding like a pirate, which he Lampshades.
While trying to demonstrate how rooms in the Ocean Palace are interconnected, Chugga gets into a fight with enemies he'd already defeated that had respawned since leaving the room, much to his frustration.
Chugga obtains the Kaiser Arm for Robo.
Chugga: Robo will rule Germany, literally with an iron fist.note "Kaiser" is the German word for "Emperor".
Chugga misses a chest that was on screen for a split-second, and shows a post-production screenshot while explaining it contains the Shockwave weapon for Lucca. Fortunately, he's able to purchase the weapon from a shopkeeper Nu in the Surviving Village in Episode 39.
Chugga running into Hitbox Dissonance problems trying to get through a door.
Chugga's explanation for why he thinks Ice Tackle is more aesthetically impressive than Fire Tackle.
Chugga: I mean, c'mon, you hit something so hard that its state of matter freezes solid? That's way more impressive than the thing any old machine can do where they run into something so hard that it just explodes.
During the dual boss battle against the Golem Sisters, Chugga misrefers to them as male and has to correct himself.
"So...this game is just called trigger now, right?"
"Choice words when you said “you play as Chrono until the day he dies”, eh?"
Tim: Ah, but I do miss the SNES days when Crono didn't have to die twice.
Episode 38: Royal Dalton
Chugga expresses his dislike for Dalton and the Blackbird, the latter for being a confusing maze where every room looks alike. While he's saying this, he enters a door... that takes him right back where he started.
Frog: Owww! Oh, my belly button... The pain! Chugga: Do frogs even have belly buttons? Guard: What's the matter!? (Guard falls for the trap and is attacked by Frog) Frog: Fool. Frogs have no belly buttons! Chugga: Oh, he answered my question already. Wow, Frog, you know me even better than I know me.
Chugga realises that he had always misinterpreted the footpath to the Village Commons as smoke coming from the tent just south of it, because there's a warm fire inside the tent.
Chugga talks to the boy in the Village Commons running around and playing with Alfador and adds some dialogue to his line.
Boy: Hurray! Hurray! Chugga: Yay! We're all gonna die!
Chugga reveals a key reason why he chose to cover the DS port over the original SNES version: the original version shortens the titular Chrono Trigger to "C. Trigger" in the inventory, which he thinks sounds like a button in a bootleg game controller.
Episode 40: Finding a Replacement
Chugga scoffs at the Lavos Spawn considering it an easy fight as he explains it... only to die to it.
Chugga then lists the improvements he should make to avoid dying to the Lavos Spawn.
Use a Shelter at the nearby save point.
Kill the Macabres outside the Lavos Spawn's room in one second flat.
Don't let the Lavos Spawn attack the party at the beginning of the fight—which probably translates into, "Don't attack the shell to demonstrate how doing so will lead to a counter-attack." note The Lavos Spawn opens up with a Needle Attack that hits the entire party, which is pretty much inevitable.
Use Lucca's Fire I attack on the head for good damage.
Attack quickly so the Lavos Spawn doesn't get in attacks for fumbling through menus while simultaneously trying to explain how the fight works.
Chugga not only confuses the Barrier Sphere with the Shield Sphere and has to correct himself, but he mispronounces "Barrier Sphere" as "Barrier Spheal", prompting a blink-and-you'll-miss-it picture of Spheal.
Episode 41: Chrono Resurrection
Chugga gets interrupted during his intro by Macabres, much to his bewilderment as he had walked by their spawning point earlier without triggering them.
One section of Death Peak involves traversing an icy footing with gusty winds without falling off. Chugga proceeds to fall off four times in a row before he's successful.
Lucca learns Flare and subsequently learns Antipode Bomb III with Marle after fighting the third and final Lavos Spawn, causing Chugga to make a bizarre sound that he describes, in his own words, "like he was hit in the balls".
Episode 42: The Frog Who Leapt Through Time
When talking to the kid who idolizes his father despite him being a raging alcoholic, Chugga's response is to simply have party leader Frog perform his "shaking head" animation.
When voicing the carpenter's identical assistants, Chugga overlays him saying "Whatever you say, Master!" four times to voice all of them. It's jarring at first, but fits perfectly otherwise.
Episode 44: Time Flies
His reaction to seeing that Spekkio has reached his fifth form.
After re-obtaining the Moonstone in the present time, Chugga notes it only needs another 2300 years to become a sunstone.
Caption: 2300 - 1000 = 1300. Come see me after class.
Episode 48: A New Toma-rrow
Chugga's absolute gong show of a fight with three Lizardactyls, who wind up confusing his entire party due to him not having any status-nullifying gear equipped.
Chugga: (on having Crono cast Luminaire) "You! Have! Earned! This! Oh, believe me, you have earned this! After how much grief you've done, you might think that you're not worth my trouble and that I don't want to give you the satisfaction of the most powerful tech in the game but oh no that's a —"
Chugga voicing Marle's line when demanding entry to the trial of the King, sounding like a hysterical woman with a voice crack.
Chugga: LET ME THROUGH!!
Episode 50: Supreme Chancellor Vileness
When Chugga begins battling the boss known as Yakra the XIII, he mentions blatantly that his ancestors, ugly as they may be, have had sex (at least) 12 times to keep the lineage going. This is probably the dirtiest thing that Chugga himself had said in this LP, and unlike the other times where he tries to steer clear from dirty jokes, Chugga actually says this particular joke without reassuring himself.
Chugga: Eleven of these guys managed to have sex in a row; you have no excuse for not asking out that girl to the dance!
Episode 51: The Entity
In a single fight, Chugga brings the Frog, not Glenn counter to 3, while also jokingly making a Saying "Ayla" like a hick counter.
The unusually frustrating time Chugga had against Melphyx.
After demonstrating how trying to take on the Black Omen in 2,300 A.D. is futile because Lavos has already drained all the life force from the planet, Chugga mocks Queen Zeal for "taking 14,300 years to think of the brilliant plan of locking her doors so the heroes can't get to her". note The earliest date you can take on the Black Omen is 12,000 B.C.
After no less than two episodes after his dirty joke with the Yakra, Chugga manages to cross the dirty humour line even further, as he mentioned in this episode that he misspelled Ayla in his notes for the Black Omen. He misspelled it as "anal".
Interrupting a bad pun to squee over an eyeball enemy.
Chugga: They might not look like anything right away-
Eyeball (Watcher): *blinks*
Chugga: *squeaky voice* Aww it makes a little sound when it blinks! That's so cuuute! *composes himself* Uh, for a freaky eyeball mutant, that is.
Episode 53: The Mutant Ark
The name being a reference to a certain infamous Runaway Guys moment.
Glenn getting "revenge" on Magus by licking him to heal him.
During a battle against three Shieldsmen, Chugga mentions that their PS translation is "Peeping Doom", which leads to:
Chugga: It's like a really lame insult. It's like, "What's a worse thing than a Peeping Tom that can be peaking in on you on a room? Your Peeping Doom! It's like a Peeping Tom that murders you once you see him."
He mentions an area in the Black Omen that looks like a repurposed section of the Ocean Palace. And then apologizes because it wasn't until this video that he actually realized that the Black Omen = the Ocean Palace. He admitted he always considered that a plot-hole, with the Zeal Kingdom being so set on completing the construction of the Ocean Palace, only for it to be completely forgotten when the Black Omen ascends.
The Tera Mutant heals itself by absorbing the bottom's health to refuel the top, or as Chugga so elegantly puts it...
Chugga: YOU'RE SUCKING YOUR OWN ASS!?
Episode 54: Overzealous Mother
Fighting the Elder Lavos Spawn. As always, hit the head, not the fanny.
Chugga says that the Elder Lavos Spawn gave Experience in the original version, but the remakes turned it into giving no Experience. And then promptly doesn't realize that he did get Experience from the battle.
Frog, Not Glenn Count gets upped to 7 within one battle.
Episode 55 [Finale]: The Day the World Refused to Die
Within the first twenty seconds, we get one of Chugga's famous Accidental Innuendos:
Chugga: And now we're going back in time to clean up two periods. (Beat)Eww.
Chugga almost calls Lucca "Reese", and amusedly says he's surprised it took so long for it to happen.
Bonus Episode 2: A Fight for the Ages
Chugga's recap of him talking fast is sped up to make him even more of a Motor Mouth.
Chugga: ...picked up Marle's pendant before helping her, (Crono about to be executed) goddamnit!
He grabs the Magic Capsule from a house in Dorino and returns to the overworld map. Then learns that he managed to glitch the game into not playing any music in the overworld because he switched screens before the Item-Get Jingle finished playing.
Going through the plot again at top speed, Chugga says he did the exact same thing as in the full playthrough. His dislike of the Broken Masamune arc because he still couldn't remember in which order to do things, like talking to Tata and then seeing Melchior off when the party needs him most. He also recalls the scene of Ayla snoring, where Chugga kept voicing the snores and mumbles before realizing it wasn't a cutscene and he actually needed to move.
Bonus Episode 4: A Land Before Time
He opens up the video mentioning the last event occuring, Crono's death and resurrection, and what will occur in this video, namely starting the DS-exclusive Lost Sanctum content.
The second time seeing the Nu Guardian, Chugga gives it a much more aggressive-sounding voice, culminating with almost yelling "You cooome uuuuuup!" ...Then he says "doot doo-doot doo-doot doo-doot doo-doot" in the same voice as the Nu walks offscreen.
Bonus Episode 6: Earning Bridges
Chugga gets so desperate for something during the repeated climbing the mountain, that he starts trying to hold conversations with the Dire Rat he has to kill repeatedly.
Chugga recounts a story that, for the longest time he was unaware that the Lost Sanctum was DS exclusive, and just thought that for whatever reason, the developers dropped the ball in the endgame content with his original playthrough. He talked with a friend, and they told him about the DS exclusive content. Without even having to think, Chugga replied "Oh, so it was the Lost Sanctum and that's why it's so awful"? And they just replied "Yep".
Chugga loses it when he sees the bridge being built is blatantly recycled from Guardia Castle. Complete with the same dramatic music.
After finally going forward and getting the Waystone to see in the pitch black cave, Chugga points out how the endgame sidequests take about 2 hours, but that the Lost Sanctum has been going on for over three hours, then stops dead when entering the dark cave.
Robo: My visual sensors do not function in total darkness. We should go back!
He points out that the map of a screen for the dungeon spells out F U.
When he reaches the bosses for the area, he's delighted to see that they are palette swaps of the enemies whose design he has dubbed 'terrible little pants'.
Bonus Episode 8: Ending My Suffering
The description combined with the title is major Black Comedy:
Chugga opens the video with a Call-Back to a previous episode, where he told the story of a friend of his having a pretty bad fight with their girlfriend to the whacky, zany music playing in Spekkio's room. The same music plays in the Lost Sanctum.
Chugga: I said I was jealous and wanted traumatic experience with the whacky music? Now I do!
Just a tiny bit over a minute into the video, the game gives Chugga a quick jump back to the village at what can be best described as the worst possible moment.
Chugga's description for the Icewyrm, one of the last rewards for beating the Lost Sanctum...is simply him saying "It's worthless!" and moving onto the next subject. Yup, his lost of sanity caused him to dismiss the explanation of one of the rewards.
Ayla's Charm misses against a Deathguard, prompting Chugga to remark that its last moments were really awful, as Ayla has hit on rocks before but wouldn't stoop to hitting on it.
Bonus Episode 9: Running Free
The intro makes it clear Chugga is happy to finish the Lost Sanctum quests.
Going through the area, Chugga plays up his amazement at aspects of the game that the Lost Sanctum had him forget about.
Chugga: Interesting puzzles and lore... entertaining enemies... that's right, this game is awesome!
Bonus Episode 10: Dimensional Analysis
At one point, Chugga lampshades the very trope that he provided the page quote for.
Chugga: I could just run past these guys, go behind the falls to find a secret, right? No, go behind the falls to find a required path! We're breakin' tropes!
Chugga talking about the sheer power of stacking the Prism Spectacles and the Master Crown.
Chugga: These two items stack for an effective damage multiplication of 1.875x. TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFU-(Smash Cut to Chugga outside the cave) I just had to get that out of my system because ughhh it's so powerfulllll...
Bonus Episode 11: Throwing Shade
Chugga leaves the "Donkey Kong" area of Magus' Castle and hopes the next area will be another Nintendo reference.
His opinion on Dalton's army supposedly conquering Guardia and killing some of the cast?
Chugga: And of course just to add that extra little bit of salt embedded lime juice into the eyeballs, it has to be, it has to be, the only bad guy I am not wild about that gets to win in the end. I think it's best to just think of (happy Chrono Trigger credits music) and not the (the video of Guardia getting conquered with Deep-fried filters slapped on, and applied with ear-rapey bass boosted volume).
Chuggaa had to delay the release of two episodes due to extremely bizarre circumstances. The first of these was a smoke alarm that went off in the middle of the night which caused Emile to become sleep deprived, while the second was a copyright claim by an unspecified rapper who sampled the Black Omen theme in one of his songs (previously the offending rapper was thought to be Wiz Khalifa, due to him having previously sampled Schala's theme for a song, before Emile clarified which song got the video claimed). The sheer absurdity of both situations caused many fans to joke about both of them in the comments, including imagining Emile as a Memetic Badass who battles smoke alarms and rappers in his spare time.
" sound effect causes Chugga to crack up about how it sounds like it's commenting on his signpost pun with a "wah-wah-wah-wahhhh", and then he starts apologizing for making fun of the game's sound design.
