Funny / Chilled Chaos

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Cards Against Humanity

• It has become an unspoken rule that whenever Smarty is the Card Czar, he will never pick the "Best" card(s). It is even lampshaded.
• Fun with accents.
• A personal favorite.
• What starts as Chilled trying to get Ze to read his card for maximum comedic effect quickly turns into a hilarious joke
• A brilliant start guest staring HUTCH & IAMWILDCAT
• A conversation about staying in the bathroom reveals Chilled's daddy issues
• For some reason Hutch always gets a rape card [1]
• Chilled learns that wording is very important.
• Galm makes excellent use of his blank cards winning him the game.
• Galm gets .... a little TOO passionate about a certain set up of cards
  • The passion continues
• Chilled misspelling masturbating.

Derpcraft 2016

• Right off the bat, Chilled's made fun of for have a girl's skin, and Aphex hits on Chilled.
  • Chilled trying to blame his ancestry for his murderous urges.
  • Chilled stealing GaLm's steak and running for his life.
• Aphex hitting on Chilled:
  Aphex: Hold on, I wanna be cute. Chilled, I present to you a gift.
  Chilled: What's the gift?
  [Chilled looks down. Aphex is before him, holding roses]
  Aphex: Would you be mine?
  Smarty: Man, you gay as hell!
  Chilled: I'm not gay, Aphex! For the last time!
  • The start of madness: God's Finger.
  • Chilled admitting to playing Farmville... during Business Ethics class.
  • GaLm gives Chilled food from above, reminding GaLm of a scene out of Princess Mononoke.
  Smarty: Wait, you watched that as a kid?
  GaLm: Yes, I watched that at, like, the age of seven. (nonchalantly) It fucked me up.
• While GaLm's wolf dying was heartbreaking, Smarty's suggestion of making a new one was rather interesting.
  • Tom commented that Chilled's house looks like a hand holding up the peace sign.
  Chilled: That's what I'm doing man. It's a hippie house, a hippie God.
  Aphex: I've always known Chilled was a fucking hippie.
  Chilled: Hey man, there's nothing wrong with being a hippie. We respect the world, the world respects us.
  [Aphex falls down]
  Aphex (yelling): I FELL!
  Chilled: See, should have been a hippie.
  GaLm (laughing): Being a hippie isn't going to make you stop obeying the laws of gravity.
  • Chilled's failure to understand GaLm's meaning about making actual stairs.
  • Chilled welcoming Aphex to God's Finger, going up a stupid amount of stairs... only to find a tiny floor plan.
  Aphex: Hold on, this entire time, you were establishing a freaking staircase system instead?
  Chilled: It's very difficult work.
  Aphex: My god, my cousins could have built faster than you.
  • Chilled tries to lord his house above all the others, despite the above mentioned, but Aphex has a question.
  Aphex: But what if I descend, Chilled?
  GaLm: Then you get kicked off of God's-
  [GaLm stabs Aphex off the mountain, killing him]
  Chilled (gasping): God's Hand has taken his first victim! Oh my god. Oh, two Hail Marys, GaLm give two Hail Marys, otherwise he's coming back.
  • Later:
  Aphex: I'm very angry, I'm very one edge right now. You can blame God's Hand for that, okay.
  Chilled: Hey, hey, no. You gotta GaLm's hand for that.
  • Everyone leaves God's Hand in order to do their own thing, leading to this:
  Chilled: What about the guest room?
  GaLm: The guest room is a guest room.
  Chilled: It could turn into a GaLm Room real fast!
  GaLm: You have me at the bottom ass end of your tower!
  Chilled: Would you like to increase... You gotta pay rent if you wanna be up here.
  GaLm: I have- I have my own place right across from here!
  Tom: GaLm, I'm sorry, Chilled. Are you- did you, like, are you zoned for that? Like, did you get permission-
  Chilled: Zoning laws? Pssh- Alright, you can sleep where ever you want. (grumbling) Just keep your mouth fucking shut.
  • "God has zombies."
• GaLm warns Chilled that there's a creeper in his cave. His reaction?
  Chilled: Oh, good. He can help us dig it out.
  • GaLm being nice to the great Chilled Chaos and giving him food.
  Tom: And GaLm said onto thee, not God.
  Chilled: And GaLm said onto my mouthu.
  • Chilled deciding to making God's Finger into a hotel.
  Chilled: It's a luxury hotel, GaLm, Tom, Dom!
  GaLm: Luxury hotels look nice on the outside too!
  Tom: Who are you hosting here?
  Chilled: I'm hosting everybody! Going to make so much fucking money! God, you just- you ever- you ever gone to a hotel, GaLm, Tom? No, you ever- you ever-
  GaLm: We've been there!
  Tom: Nope, never in my life have I ever been in a hotel.
  Chilled: Exactly! You ever- You ever run a hotel, a management, a luxiurial position?
  Tom: You and I have never shared a hotel room for say, last year's RTX.
  Chilled: You ever manage a luxiurial hotel, okay? Hotels are different from the outside. God, Tom. Please, they're different on the inside.
  Smarty: It's not like a book, you can't just read it on the outside and hope something cool happens. Like, no.
  Chilled: Okay, look, you can't just look at the cover of my hotel and call it a shit hotel. You gotta go to Yelp. Please Yelp my hotel.
  • Chilled and GaLm visiting Aphex's house for the first time:
  Chilled: I'm finally in your bed Aphex. Wubba- Lubba- Hoo.
  Tom: We need to set spawn anyway, Aphex. Just let it happen.
  Aphex: Chilled- I mean GaLm, I don't know you wanna watch what's about to happen.
  GaLm: I don't- I don't know man, she's pretty normal looking.
  Aphex: Eh, I mean, he's pretty normal looking.
  • When Chilled leaves the bed, he's glitched outside the house and onto a ledge.
  Chilled: Wubba- Lubba- Dub- Dub, Aphex, come on. [leaves bed] What the fuck! You fucked me outside the house! Wubba- Lubba- Dub- Dub, how'd this happen? [GaLm joins him] Uh, GaLm, don't do anything stupid. [GaLm smacks him off] WUBBA- LUBBA- DUB- DUB!
  • Chilled refusing to learn his lesson about digging straight down.
  GaLm ''(exasperated): Chilled.
  Chilled: Yeah, I didn't think.
  • Tom tells the story about this one guy who would burn down his house every time he would leave.
  Chilled: I like that guy. Who is he? I wanna friend him on Facebook.
  Tom: It was uh, Morgan. Morganonio.
  Chilled: Morganio? Sounds Italian, I'll take it.
  Tom: I don't think he is.
  Chillled: Not Italian? Morganio? It ends in a vowel, its gotta be Italian or Spanish.
  Aphex: Is that really how you establish people as Italian or Spanish?
  Tom: Every Japanese name- every Japanese word ends in a vowel.
  Chilled: Perfect. Got a lot of Japanese-Italians.
  • The crew making God as a sassy woman, then Chilled decides to make the mountain the god. The God of Censorship, God's Hand.
  • Chilled remembering Ze telling him diamond was near dirt... from five years ago.
  • Chilled muting everyone in order to ask Jess about food. Still wondering if they ever got Mediterranean food.
• Chilled finally finds another person after a long time in a cave. The bad part? It's Smarty. Chilled's completely confused on how to get out, not finding the ladders to the exit. Eventually, he figures out to destroy the cobblestone wall, but it takes a while. The one who put the wall there? It's fucking Aphex.
  • Smarty suffered from a small anxiety attack:
  Smarty: Anxiety is a fickle bitch.
  GaLm: I don't know man, like, I can understand anxiety, but not punching your way out of a cobblestone wall room when you don't have a pick axe.
  Smarty: Because I thought- it's gotta be over here-
  GaLm: It's the only thing you CAN do to get out. You're just sitting there like, "I hope someone saves me."
  • Chilled goes off to be a woodcutter for a while when, out of nowhere, Aphex and GaLm show up.
  Chilled: You been seeing how I'm a hard worker?
  GaLm: I'm seeing you're on my land, taking my wood.
  • Chilled chasing and beating the crap out of Aphex while calling each other Rickand Morty.
• Chilled tried to make God's Hand into the Chilled Chaos Consultancy Firm, only to die a horrible, burning death. So we follow Chilled has he tries to get back to the Derpland.
  • Offscreen, GaLm filled Aphex's building with dirt, causing Aphex to suffocate.
  • Chilled declared war against Aphex after he killed him. After he robbed him.
  • GaLm going through a lot of trouble to give Chilled a bed... and he just puts it next to his.
  • Chilled managing to snipe Tom from the God Hand, and later, GaLm, to their irritation.
• Aphex offers stone bricks to Chilled to replace the current path. Chilled starts chipping away at the path... while Aphex is on it.
  • GaLm falls off Chilled's unfinished floor plan and Aphex lures Chilled over to look. Aphex knocks him off.
  Aphex: Uh, we lost a soul. He jumped into the water.
  Chilled: What? [looks over]
  GaLm: I've been saved.
  [Chilled gets smacked off]
  Chilled: My savior!
  • Then Chilled shoots Aphex off as well.
  Chilled: Dude, I am a fucking ace with this thing!
  GaLm: God's Hand guides my hand!
  Chilled: Oh, ho, ho, that's the title of my video!
  (It is not.)
  • Chilled sets down Smarty's cracked stone brick (which he donated to the church). He takes one look at it:
  Chilled: This cracked stone blows, Smarty.
• Chilled's scream when he sees the Enderman. When he's safely in GaLm's shack, he starts eating chicken (in real life).
  • Chilled briefly takes a break to eat (in both real life in the game) and sets down a wood block (probably with the intent to disconnect later). GaLm walks up to him:
  GaLm: What? Are you going to sell me some stuff?
  Chilled: Uh, yes. Welcome to Joe Pawns.
  GaLm: Joe Pawns... Uh, well, I have- I have this Ender Pearl.
  Chilled (adopting a southern accent): Well, I'm sorry, we don't sell Ender Pearls here. (GaLm throws the Ender Pearl at him anyway) Oh, shit!
  GaLm: How much does that sell for?
  Chilled: We got two gunpowder! Hey, welcome to Joe Pawns!
  GaLm: Alright, alright, I'll take it. I'll take it! That's a fair enough deal.
  Chilled: Wait a minute, I think you just fucked me, mister. (goes back to his normal accent) I just got fucked by a man.
• The start of Crognar and Grognar.
  • Chilled being ecstatic to see his friends at the end... when he's the one who blocked off his path down there.

Draw My Thing

• Chilled going on long stories to make the drawing more interesting. GuitarMaster does the same thing, only for Chilled to completely understand and get it right.
• GuitarMaster giving Chilled the Biggest Homo Trophy. He happily accepts it.
• Chilled's screen glitching out, revealing he reads Cyanide and Happiness.
  • Little Tim/Jim, the unfortunate victim of Chilled's accident.
• Diction trying to win back the brony crowd.
  • Nanners drawing himself as an assassin about to kill Chilled.
• Nanners starting the man in the hat gag here.
• Chilled drawing the Eiffel Tower, something Diction told him about.
• The Derp Crew roleplaying being stuck in hell, with Ze playing as Satan.
• Chilled encourages GaLm to go faster.
  GaLm: So here's this thing...
  Chilled: GaLm, lightning round, so electrocution has to take place.
  GaLm: Right, right, alright. So listen up, here's this motherfucker and his friend- his daddy friend was like 'Oh, man, I have a big, yellow fucking suit and I'mma big badass. I gotta curious motherfucker over here.' And you're like 'Oh, yeah, curious motherfucker, what's going on?' And it's like, he's a monkey, oh ah ah ah!
  Chilled:...are we going racist or are we not?
  • Ze making a continuous story where Chilled is with a child in a barn.
  • Chilled getting distracted by sirens and failing to type 'six pack'.
• Chilled getting mad at Smarty for shooting a missile at him and Ze, so when it gets to his turn, he draws Smarty with a hook in his penis.
• Ze beginning this video with Smarty dead.
  • GaLm drawing Chilled with a clueless face.
  • Ze proposing the name 'Children' for Chilled's fans, which he vetoes because that's just creepy.
• Chilled drawing Ze and Smarty together as retaliation for Ze drawing Chilled deepthroating.
  • Chilled drawing Comic Con, in order for the guys to realize what's not at Comic Con.

Gang Beasts

• Hutch kicking Chilled into the grinder.
  Hutch: Look, I'm kicking and nothing is happening.
  [sends Chilled flying into the grinder]
  Chilled: WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!
• Adam and Chilled using Hutch's body to close line the random person.
• Chilled and Adam reenacting Star Wars:
  Chilled: It's over Adamkin! I have the high ground now!
• Chilled, Adam and Brian playing prop hunt in order to hide from the flesh colored chicken. The flesh colored chicken was neither fooled or amused.
• Chilled knocks out Ritz, who is using a lighter blue chicken avatar.
  Chilled: IMPOSTER CHICKEN!
  [throws Ritz onto the train tracks]
  Chilled: There can only be one cock, and that belongs to Adam.
  • A couple videos later:
  Vanoss: You have the right to take the chicken dick!
  Chilled: Uhh...
  [a small video of Adam appears, eyes widening and smiling mischievously]
• Chilled headbutts Diction's crotch and he goes flying through the air.
• The gang teaching Wildcat to hump.
• Some of Chilled's footage got corrupted, so he had to improvise.
  • Chilled, Nanners, Wildcat and Diction dancing around a pole. Only Wildcat and Diction keep punching Chilled in order to grab the pole.
• Chilled doing a drive by and knocking Diction out.
  Chilled: Beep beep.
  • Chilled trying to throw Adam into the train tracks like he's a toy he doesn't want anymore.
• GOOD Cop,BAD Cop! (Gang Beasts Online)
  Nanners: This isn't working
  Chilled: We should do Good Cop/Bad Cop.
  Nanners: We need a different tactic.
  Chilled: I'll go in Good Cop first.
  Nanners: Okay, I'll put in Bad Cop.
  Chilled walks over to suspect.
  Chilled: Oh hey, buddy, I'm sorry.
  Punches the suspect in the face, knocking him out cold.
  Chilled: OH God!
  • Chilled and Basically deciding to have a one-on-one in the ring:
  Nanners: In this corner, a man with a penis approximately two feet in diameter...
  Chilled: Wooohooo!
  Nanners: The Chilled Chaos!
  Chilled: Yessss!
  Nanners: Your penis is great! And Marcel, you're cool too, so just start fighting.
• Nanners, Diction, Basically and Chilled have a lot of fun breaking the cords and hanging on for dear life in Gondola Town.
• Nanners betting his life savings on Chilled surviving... and losing almost every time.
• Nanners' fascination with the McChicken Incident, which the others get pretty sick of. Diction blames Chilled for bring it up, though they aren't sure who brought it up. Looking back on the footage, it was indeed Chilled.
  Nanners: You guys have improved everything about my day today. Everything.
  Diction: You're welcome?
  Chilled: My day has significantly gotten worse.
  Basically: Mine's worse.
  Nanners: Whoever brought that up, you are my... you are my hero.
  Diction: I'm going to go ahead and blame Chilled.
  Chilled: Goddammit.
  • Chilled grabs Nanners' ass... and they completely disappear.
  Chilled: Adam's ass is an interdimensional portal to, to I don't know where!
  Nanners (giggling): I knew it all these years!
• Chilled going to town on a purple superhero and refusing to toss them out of the ring, to the Derp Crew's exasperation.
  • Chilled finally throwing GaLm into the grinder after beating him up for so long... only to grab his body and drag him back out after the game declared him the winner.
• With Vanoss acting as Spider-Chicken and Lui acting as Mary Jane, they decide to reenact a Damsel in Distress scenario. Except Chilled loses his grip and drops 'Mary Jane'.
• Chilled flailing all over the place.
  • Vanoss, Ohm and Lui accidentally go into the grinder. Chilled just silently raises his arms.
• Chilled tries to have sex with the cones, only for GaLm to interrupt.
  • GaLm acting like an abusive father who doesn't understand or even like Chilled being a furry and a cone lover.
  GaLm: Yeah, okay. So, son, I think, I think, I think now we can actually have a discussion.
  Chilled: I'm not gay, Dad, god!
  GaLm (exasperated): Yeah, okay. I understand that, you made out with a fucking cone.
  • Chilled just killed Smarty (who's a chicken) by tossing him into the grinder. GaLm comes over and tries to beat him up, only to get tossed into the grinder too. The next round starts...
  Chilled: Dad, these other sons are rejects.
  GaLm: YOU JUST GRINDED ME BOY!
  [default screen pops up, forcing the round to end]
  • Aphex and Chilled knock each other out. The first one to rise is Aphex, but Chilled still reverses the situation.
  Chilled: I will knock him up! I mean, knock him off, knock him off.
  • Chilled desperately trying to get out of the grinder, getting knocked out three times, until he finally accidentally leaps over the edge and drowns.
  • GaLm hiding from everyone before Chilled drags him out.
  Chilled: DAD! Dad, come back. Dad, you can't get away from your parental responsibilities! Though I still love you. I still- (GaLm knocks him out for a second and they dance down the stairs.)Ow. I still love you even though you're dragging my face down the stairs. (knocks GaLm into the train tracks) Oh, Dad, what are you doing down there, buddy?
  GaLm: I'm beating- I'm just gonna get punched out for three years. (does get knocked out). Why? Why? Why? Why? (wakes up) Just fucking-
  Chilled: Whoa, whoa, Dad! Just take the blows!
  GaLm: (through gritted teeth): Just fucking knock out. I'm pressing the same buttons. Why won't you die? That's all I need from you dumb kids! I need you to die so I don't have to relive the regrets of my life anymore!
  Chilled: Give me your inheritance early!
  GaLm: I just want to keep the money, all of it! That's why I KILLED YOUR MOM- (gets knocked out again) GOD!
  Chilled: And write all those other children out of the goddamn will! You piece of shit.
  [Chilled goes on to beat GaLm's unconscious body, even knocking him out again the second he wakes up]
  Chilled: I'm a mad man! Uh, Dad, you owe me five dollars. (punches him) Six dollars. (another punch) Seven dollars.
  [GaLm finally wakes up and manages to fend the blue furry off him, throwing him onto the train tracks]
  Chilled: Dad, nooo, how could you?! After all we bonded! We bonded with my fists.
  GaLm: I owe you nothing.
  • After GaLm's winning streak, the others decide to gang up on him.
  Chilled: Look, we'll- we'll rewrite the will where we all get a hundred percent.
  GaLm: That doesn't make sense.
  Chilled: It makes sense, Dad. Shut up, Dad. Dad, shut up.
  GaLm: This is why- this is why you failed school and became a furry, because they were the only ones to serp- support your failures as a human being!
  Chilled: We're going to get three hundred percent, Dad!
  GaLm: You need to be able to face failure in the real world!
  Chilled: I look at you every day! That's facing failure every day!
  GaLm: I know.
  • Chilled goes hopping crazy and beats the shit out of GaLm. Just as he was about to throw him out of the ring, he dragged him back in.
  Chilled: No, you get back in the ring! Get back in the ring, Pa! I ain't done with you yet! Piece of shit! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll rub your mustache. Fuck you, Dad! (accidentally throws himself out of the ring)
  [GaLm finally wakes up]
  GaLm: Uh, what happened there? I fell asleep for a little bit. Boys?
  Chilled: 'My mustache feels thinner. My wallet does too.'
• Chilled picking up the bridge and setting it back down in mostly it's original spot. But when Aphex tries to get on it, it falls underneath him.
  • Chilled and Smarty trying to grab Aphex's hat, only to be thwarted by GaLm.
• Chilled getting Smarty to position a cone toward his butt.
  • Chilled climbing a pole and acting like a weathervane.
  Chilled: The wind is going to the west. (character moves slightly) The wind is going to the north.
• The Derp Crew meets their own version of the flesh chicken, the teal bear.
  • Ze leading the kill squad, starting with the teal bear and then Tom. The bear dies, Tom is hit by the train, but survives. But when he orders a hit on Chilled, he ain't having none of that and kills Ze.
  Chilled: Yeah, 'Take out Chilled', what was that, Ze? That's right, suck on these fox nuts.
  [gets hit by a train]
• GaLm being the world's worst father while Chilled is the father of the year.
  • GaLm is knocked into the grinder and begs for Chilled's aid. For once, he listens, but gets stuck in the grinder as well. What follows is a long panic to get out. And once they're out, they're the only survivors.
  • Chilled picks up GaLm's body and swings him around for a bit. Right near the edge to the death acid below.
  Chilled: Son, don't worry , this is how you learn how to swim!
  GaLm: I don't wanna learn how to swim, Daddy!
  [drops his body, killing him]
  Chilled: Oh shit! Son!
  • Immediately after that, he turns to Tom to make a new child.
  Chilled: Tom, I'm using you to procreate. Get back here.
  [Tom tries to kill him, but Chilled reverses himself out of it]
  Chilled (adorably): Love wins.
  • Chilled tries playing the alcoholic and abusive father to Ze. He gets knocked into the train tracks.
  Chilled: WHAT THE FUCK!
  • The Crew deciding to make the ugly walrus 'Mom'.
  Chilled: No wonder why I drink.
• Chilled trying to be seductive toward his 'Uncle' Tom... Only for him to remind Chilled that they're brothers.
  Chilled: Oh, yeah. That's right... Don't you ever touch my kids ever again!
  • Chilled getting knocked out for the longest time. Ze and Tom discuss burying him over his body, until they end up fighting.
  Chilled: Hold on, I'm still alive. I'm- on the inside I'm still good.
  GaLm: We're turning off life support.
  Chilled: I- I'm here.
  [Finally wakes up]
  Chilled: WHAT! I rose from the grave! (runs over to Ze). You were going to turn off life support, huh?
  Chilled kills them all and celebrates with Cone!Cheryl.
  • Chilled belly flopping Tom into the grinder.
• Chilled sliding right out of the arena.
  • Chilled continuously knocking Ze out and smothering him with kisses.
  • The Crew try ending on one last round, only for it to end in a second flat.
• Chilled yelling at Smarty to not touch him because he's special. Then he accidentally throws himself into the grinder and pleads for help.
  • Chilled trying to put on GaLm's beanie, throwing himself into the camera.
• The flexible red fox with glasses erratically swinging around... in an attempt to suck his own dick.
  • Ohm trying to start a climbing contest on the billboards, only for Chilled to kill Bryce. Chilled falls through one of the platforms, but manages to reverse himself out of it and push Ohm through the platform he just escaped.
• Ze grabbing Chilled and refusing to let go. Chilled goes completely silent while the guys mourn his 'death' as Chilled is slowly enlarged.

Mario Party

• Ray regularly dominates the Mario Party games against Chilled and co., although their first foray into Mario Party 5 quickly furnishes two examples of Chilled's beginner's luck at the game - one good, one hilariously bad.
  • Already knocked off balance after landing on a Happening space on Toy Dream that involves a cannon firing a stack of blocks out from under him (causing him to yelp so loud that Rex bolts away from his cushion in shock), Chilled, as Mario, is pessimistic about his chances in the ensuing 1 vs. 3 minigame, Heat Stroke, in which the single player has 30 seconds to knock layers off a giant tower and catch the other three players standing on a layer (they can avoid being knocked off by being in the air when the single player swings the hammer). Chilled promptly knocks Ray (as Wario), Ze (as Peach), and Platy (as King Boo) flying with his first hammer swing.
    Ze: Well... enjoy your money!
  • Immediately afterward, thanks to Ray avoiding the Happening spaces that screwed Chilled over, he is two spaces away from the Star with 25 coins, so Chilled decides to use the Hammer Bro Capsule to immediately zap ten of his coins into oblivion. A shame he doesn't read how orbs work in the game beforehand...
    Ze: [rolling a 2, which puts him on a blue space] Oop, that's my turn!
    Chilled: [as play passes to him] Okay. Boys...
    Ze: Slowly saving up so I can get a Star!
    Chilled: We have to work together. Okay? [selects the Hammer Bro Capsule]
    Ze: In what way?
    Ray: [as Chilled selects his own space and confirms the "Use capsule on yourself?" prompt] Oh, you doin' this again? You doin' this shit?
    Chilled: [as 5 coins are deducted for using the capsule] I'm gonna attack him for ten. So, just, I'm just letting you know... [the Hammer Bro descends from the top of the screen...] so he doesn't have enough to buy the star- [... and launches his hammers at Mario, wiping out 10 coins] OH, I USED IT ON MYSELF!? [Ray splits his sides laughing as Chilled's chat is flooded with people spamming "F", "LMAO", laughing emotes, and one "READ YOU IDIOT"] I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!
    Ray: [through laughter] You're supposed to put it on the board and someone lands on it! What are you doing?
    Chilled: I thought I get to send him out after somebody! [rolls a 4] Well, that was a net negative! [Platy laughs]
    Ray: No, yeah, that was a good play!

Prop Hunt

• Chilled tries to hide Goldy under a traffic cone after he got stuck... then he turns around and Nanners is right there.
  Chilled: How long, Adam?! How long?
  • Chilled mentions that he thinks he could be a good porn star. His name? Chilly- Willy.
  Nanners: Hold on, a frozen penis? That doesn't sound like the best option.
  • Nanners tries to prove he didn't cheat by turning on the cheats. He quickly turns them back off... but not before Chilled takes advantage and starts flying across the map.
• The intro to this video:
  Chilled: I have to fart. I'm sorry.
  [poof]]
  Chilled (as the guys burst out laughing): My mic might pick it up...
  • Nanners getting into the holiday spirit:
  Nanners: Oh, how magical. Oh, how magical. (starts laughing) How magical! You should be on my team because it's magical.
  *The screen reveals a brown teddy bear with a present in its hands*
  Chilled: Jesus Christ, what is that?
  Nanners: Merry Christmas everyone!
  Chilled: It looks like a turd.
  Nanners: HOW DARE YOUuuu!
  • Adam beating the crap out of a chair.
  • "You make some things great, but most things not." -Seananners, 2016
• Chilled and Nanners hiding as lamps, in a box.
• Nanners had been taunting Chilled the entire round. Then Chilled goes to the roof and sees Nanners through the window.
• Chilled and Nanners discover tejbz as a refrigerator.
  • Sark Serpentine Activate!

Shellshock Live

• Chilled getting hilariously mad at his own team for damaging him during a season.
  Chilled: They haven't shot at me in six turns, yet I've lost a hundred health.
  Tom (laughing): Yeah, all the health Chilled has lost as been from us.
• Chilled and GaLm double sniping Bryce.
  • Chilled's sneak peek for the next Shellshock video.
• In a free for all, everyone spawns next to each other... except for Chilled, who spawns all the other way on the other side of the map.
  • GaLm teleports behind Chilled and he tries to run away... only for GaLm to follow him.
  • Chilled tries to delivery a Pre-Mortem One-Liner.
  Chilled (accent): GaLm, I have one word for you... Okay, wait. One, two. Three words for you. Goodnight, sweet prince!
  [Double shockwave, killing GaLm]
  • Ze yelling at Smarty like he's a dog.
  Ze: Get Smarty! Get! He's not listening.
  Chilled: You can't- You can't live here anymore. I don't love you anymore! Go home!
  Smarty: Yeah, yeah. I can't do anything.
  Chilled: My legs don't work.
  Smarty: My legs are broken. I just want some crutches.
  • Ze asks GaLm to honor their deaths. His response?
  GaLm: No. I'm fucking dead. Dude, are you kidding me?
• Basically any time a Bouncesplode goes wrong, especially if "8-Bit" starts playing.
• In the first video to feature Marskman Mode, Chilled explains that to survive each round, your shot has to hit the target on screen. Aphex goes first...and kicks things off with a Dead Weight on Chilled. Needless to say, Aphex fails the round.
  • Also in the same round: The rest of the players keep having to make cross-map, nigh-impossible shots at the target, which keeps getting smaller and smaller each time it's hit. Chilled's turn comes around, and more often than not the target spawns right above him.
  • Case in point: One round, Ze has to make a shot while surrounded by a reflector. He opts to fire the Rainbow, believing it passes through reflectors unfazed. It doesn't.
• Ze's moon ricocheting off the back wall, killing him.
• The SNOWBALL of Misfortune! | FRIENDSHIP RUINED! Poor GaLm...
• This game starts off with GaLm complaining about the enemy team's advantage with portals and sheilds. Tom proceeds to sing a parody of 'Hakuna Matata'.
  • Last words: Oh, that's a big snake.

Tomodachi Life

• Right from the beginning, Chilled absolute loses it over the Synthetic Voice Actor, typing in "douche," "asshole," "pedo," and finally "Fuckface Unstoppable." He decides to leave the latter as his nickname.
• "Oh, I can roleplay like a pedophile." -Chilledchaos, 2014.
• The many, many ways he screws up peoples' faces.
• He gives Ze a high-pitched voice and makes his nickname "Ze gay viking." The game then proceeds to make him come across as Camp Gay through sheer random chance.
  • Not to mention chilled putting him in a pink skirt and suspenders, and later giving him a matching hat.
• He gives Jess the catchphrase "Fuck the world."
• After all the torment that Chilled puts Ze through, what ends up happening? Jess falls in love with him. Right after Chilled's character had confessed his love for her and she shot him down. When Jess asks how she should tell him, Chilled tells her to act desperate, which she does by getting on her hands and knees and promising to do Ze's homework if he goes out with her. And Ze accepts. Chilled's reactions are too funny for words.
  • Chilled then proceeds to change the pronunciation of her nickname from "Puglord" to "cheater" and gives her the catchphrase "I'm into the gays."
• Immediately after Ze and Jess start dating, Chilled goes to check the Boy Charm Ranking to make himself feel better. He finds he's at the bottom of the board at negative thirty.
• He creates Martha so Chilled will have someone to love, making her catchphrases all based around how much she loves him. Turns out she's not even remotely interested in dating him.
• Chilled later creates Hitler so Minx can have a boyfriend. At first he uses a normal picture, but then decides to use one of Hitler in drag. Chilled then proceeds to make him into one of the ugliest characters on the island and gives him the nickname "I'm an asshole."
  • In an attempt to make him as unappealing as possible, he ends up giving the character disturbingly close to the real Hitler.
  • When analyzing everyone's romance ranking, it turns out Minx and Hitler have a compatibility rating of 93%.
  • And shortly afterward, he analyzes Chilled and Hitler's friendship raking, thinking they'll hate each other. Turns out they're the best of friends.

Town of Salem

• He has way too much fun roleplaying as George R. R. Martin.
  "George R. R. Martin": In this night of Game of Salem... The town accuses Johnny, only to find out the real criminal is Hitomi. While this is going on, Jonathan is having sex with Trust Helper... they are brothers... Ew.
  
  "George R. R. Martin": The town disregards the will.
  GaLm: (giggling) The town disregards the will.
  "George R. R. Martin": I SAID THE TOWN DISREGARDS THE WILL.

  Chilled: No, no, no, no. My target's- my target's long dead. I'm now a jester.
  "George R. R. Martin": I say as I lie.
  Chilled: Dude, my target was Johnny Appleseed.
  GaLm: And that's why you're trying to get him lynched.
  Chilled: Absolutely!
  "George R. R. Martin": I can hardly breath as the bullshit flows from my mouth.

  GaLm and Ze encourage Chilled to take town's side... and he does so with the air of utter reluctance.
  "George R. R. Martin ": (sighing) The town realizes Phips is evil and they quickly hang him.
  "George R. R. Martin": The town quickly realizes this is the only way to win. THE TOWN NEEDS TO VOTE OTHERWISE THE TOWN WILL LOSE. THE TOWN NEEDS TO VOTE. THE TOWNNNN NEEDS TO VOOTE. Oh, that's it. I'm not writing anymore goddamn books.
• PIE WARFARE! (The Derp Crew: Town of Salem). Things got intense between Apple Pie and Pumpkin (aka Ze).
  Chilled: I WILL FUCKING EAT YOU.
• Here, Chilled accidentally revealed as Mayor, causing him to panic through the rest of the match. He acted like a tyrant.
  Chilled: SMARTY, JUMP ON MY BUTT!
  Chilled: TREASON. HAIL. HERE HERE.
• After posting this video, tracerisgay.com goes to Chilled's channel.

Trouble in Terrorist Town

• Nanners and Chilled getting recognized on a public server, but they refuse to reveal themselves and pretend to be using soundboards.
  Rando: They sound like SeaNanners and that other guy.
  Chilled: I hate that other guy.
• Chilled trying to flirt with a random and the entire server coming around to stare at them.
• Chilled making friends with a chicken, one that turns into a bucket of KFC when shot.
• In the wild, wild west, there exists four cowboys (Chilled, Slam, Nanners and Catabot). Our Chilly Willy is the traitor, and Nanners locks him and Slam in a cell. Soft classical music is playing. Boom.
  • Nanners shoots Chilled for not knowing his birthday. Chilled does the same thing to him in the next round.
• Trying to do a Mexican Standoff.
  • Nanners wonders why it's called a Mexican Standoff, and Kathy turns to Slam.
  • "Jesus hates lag!"
• Chilled and Slam admitting to not going to prom, while Adam did. In 1886.
• The Cult of Cream.
  Chilled: I'm not sure I want to join COC.
• Chilled, Adam and Slam strapping bombs to each other and trying to go out and make friends.
• Chilled trying to sell the randoms on his killing mind powers (which is just Slam disconnecting).
  Chilled: Bang! Boom! Bang! Lookit that! Amazing!
  • Chilled constantly getting tased, even when he's innocent.
• Adam, of all people, disapproving of Chilled pretending to be a Valve employee.
• Chilled getting trapped in a dubstep room.
• Meet the Methhead Kid.
  • Animated version.
• Chilled trying to stir shit up when he assumes two randoms are dating. He decides to flirt with the guy while Slam flirts with the girl. Only for the guy to call him by his real name, causing him to shoot him.
• Chilled and a random (the same one from above) decide to star in a porno. Chilled was quickly confused on who would be on the bottom, due to the other guy admitting he was more of a sub himself.
• Chilled trying to check out books with long titles from Seananner's Bookstore.
• Chilled and Nanners opening up a newspaper stand. They kill someone who didn't answer them, killed someone for loitering and tried to kill a melon head.
• Chilled and Nanners bring up Jared from Subway and ask the random people in the server how would they defend him in court. Most of them jump off the cliff.
  • "My pasta senses are tingling. I'll be right back." -Chilled Chaos, 2015
• Nanners and Chilled killing anyone who doesn't (or incorrectly) answer their perfectly reasonable questions. The end results in Chilled getting banned forever and Nanners getting away with it.
• Fear the cat photo.
• One of the people in the random server they join asks Creamy Spinach how many bananas he can fit in his mouth. Nanners mention he's a banana.
  • Someone signed Chilled up to Horny Affairs, despite not being married.
• Chilled explains his plot to kill everyone in a rapid pace. Brian's response?
  Terroriser: What is this? Scooby-Doo?
  • Chilled dragging around Nanners' dead body.
  Nanners: Guns don't kill people. Chilled kills people.
• "Dear server. Fuck Adam."
• Chilled's the detective, with a golden gun.
  Nanners: I feel like Chilled's just going to shoot me outright. I just get this feeling.
  Chilled shoots him
  Chilled: You know, that was like some Inception stuff. You just put thing in my head.
  • Fear the Dubstep Gun!
• Nanners wants to know why Chilled is a bitch.
  Captain Sparklez: Have you ever heard his voice before? Doesn't that-
  Chilled shoots him in the head.
  Chilled (whiney): I am not play this game!
• Another TRAITOR in The Wall!
  • Chilled accidentally killing the detective with his fat ass.
  • Later:
  tejbz: Once upon a time, there was a little boy...
  Bryce: In a magical land filled with traitors...
  Chilled: But unfortunately, there was nothing he could do...
  Nanners: When the traitor revealed himself to be Chai-Chai!
  Chilled proceeds to one shot Nanners and tejbz, as he is the traitor.
  • There's a mode that allows four traitors and one detective. Guess who the detective is?
• Nanners shoots Chilled in the dick... and dies.
• While Chilled is the traitor, Sparklez frames him for injuring him when he fell off the doorknob.
  • Chilled's derpy ass dinosaur voice.
  • Can't Trust Chilled. Never Trust Nanners.
• Semen Says. Thank you tejbz.

Ultimate Chicken Horse

• The broken horse.
• Nanners (Chicken) spamming up against Chilled's (Bojack's) back, leading Chilled to wonder if chickens have dicks.
  Nanners: I'm putting poop into your butt.
• Ze takes Bojack, transforming Chilled into a bunny.
• Smarty going AFK, to the annoyance of the others, and they start making theories to why he's embarrassed for why he was gone.
  Chilled: Were you jacking it again mid recording? DarksydePhil, c'mon!
  • Chilled's gripes with GaLm's level building:
  Chilled: You know what you're like, GaLm? You're- You're like Blizzard, okay. You build something beautiful and every turn- every expansion you fuck it up more.
• Introducing Hutch to Ultimate Chicken Horse.
  • Chilled places a black hole right at the starting area. Adam even warns Hutch to run, but Adam jumps and gets sucked right in anyway.
• Adam's utter rage at Hutch's disconnection, just as he was about to win.
• A fireball coming out of nowhere and killing Adam. Then it kills Chilled.
  • The bugged Death Run.
• That LITTLE Bitch! The Great Chilled Chaos.
  • Chilled's scream as he (apparently) falls to his death, and then his gleeful scream as he makes it back up and grabs the coins.
• Chilled utter glee when he finally gets points.
  • Chilled and GaLm's utter terror:
  Chilled: GaLm, I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
  GaLm: This is- This is war, man. Keep your head down in the trenches, okay? They'll release a video game about it in a hundred years.
• GaLm and Bryce getting double fireballed, leaving Chilled the only winner.
• "Oh... Then how do we score, boo-boo?"
• Chilled accidentally running past the winning area, forcing him to go through the spinning contraptions again.
  • The parody of 'Hakuna Matata'.
• Chilled's character freezing, causing him to die.
• Aphex telling Chilled he's too fat to make it through.
  Chilled: Fuck you! I'm going to the gym tomorrow!
  • Their struggle to get through the door that has a wooden block behind it. Especially since Chilled was the last one to make it.
  Chilled' (giggling): Why can't I make it through?!
• Chilled getting trapped under a saw blade, which then pushes him into a portal.
  Chilled: Take me! Take me to your leader!
• GaLm spamming the chat so Chilled can't see where to jump.
• GaLm refusing to let Chilled place a coin.
• Introducing Sp00n to the game... and immediately blocking off the win.
• Portal Hell.
• GaLm placing a spinning blade in the place they need to jump.
  Chilled: Oh, wow, GaLm, wow. 'Let's just take away all the health care from the sick people' is what you're doing,
  • Chilled telling Sp00n to jump just a second before he got hit by the hockey puck.
  • Chilled making it back to the beginning, only to get shot by a hockey puck.
  • Making it to the end, only to fall for his own trap.
  Chilled: I have- I am -fucking like Lewis and Clark, only to die of dysentery at the end.
  • GaLm calls it Salvage Mode, but Chilled calls is 'Salvation' Mode, where the winner places impossible to get around traps in order to secure their win.
• Chilled, GaLm, Bryce and Sp00n making a MAZE of DEATH! Including, but not limited to: a path of punchy punchy flowers, a symphony of fireballs, portal hell and a long time favorite black holes.
  • Chilled revealing that only the green portal leads to good things.
  GaLm: What the fuck is wrong with you?
  • And then GaLm places a black hole on the sly.
  • A fireball coming out of nowhere to kill Bryce.
  • GaLm walking like a badass through his own arrow/black hole hell in Part 2.
  • Each of them going through Creator Revolt.
  • In the space of two seconds, GaLm forgets they all agreed to let Sp00n go first and got him killed.
• Chilled singing 'Do you really wanna love me?'
  GaLm: I don't know. I'm- I'm thinking about it.
  Chilled: Okay, well, it's understandable. It makes me want to sneeze when people don't wanna love me.
  GaLm: So every time you get friendzoned you just go (sneeze)?
  Chilled: Yeah, people always thought I had allergies in high school. It wasn't.
  Bryce (giggling): It was just sadness.
  • Chilled glitched, so the flower didn't move at first.
  • A fireball from above coming and murdering Sp00n.
  • Cheering Sp00n on and he finally gets some points.
  • Bounce Hell.
• Chilled dying to the spikes in his level, causing him to bounce up and down uncontrollably.
  • GaLm getting mad at dlive.
  GaLm: You go first, Chris. You- You go first, Chris Pratt, I like your movies.
  (dlive dies)
  GaLm: Wow, way to ruin the movies for me forever, man. I don't even want to see the next Jurassic Park.
  • The guys were having a discussion before the match began where GaLm asked them how many times they beat their own levels.
  Chilled (proudly): I did it once!
  • Chilled scooting his little bunny ass back through to the side of the arrow, because he didn't get enough momentum to completely slide to the jump space.
  • The nerfing of his level.
  Chilled: You killed everything that made this level special. My baby!
• Nerfing Ze's level pretty quickly and being the first person to making it through his portal hell, set to epic music to boot, only to die anyway.
• Adam nerfing Chilled's level, screaming, "Begone Satan!"
• The guys passive aggressively insulting the bunny's hat.
  • Making a reference to this video.
  • Chilled trying to tickle Adam off his platform.
• The death run starting with epic music... only to glitch and force Chilled to find an alternative.
• The guys making fun of Chilled for having thirty hours logged into Ultimate Chicken Horse. And him trying to deny it by saying he left it on overnight.
  • Slamming his hand so hard on the desk it sounded like a gun went off.
• Chilled and GaLm making an impossible level. GaLm handled the parts where they skillfully jump, while Chilled was a flat out sadist.
  • Singing to establish a rhythm through the level.
  • Chilled realizing they made it too easy, and starting the mantra of "Kill, kill, kill."
  • Chilled admitting it had been a long week, and GaLm bring up his guinea pigs. The doctors took one look at the skinny one and called him overweight.
  • GaLm finally making it to the part he made.
  GaLm: This is my baby, and I haven't been to my baby in, like, ten years. It's grown up, I don't know what kind of things it likes anymore. I don't know how to start the conversation. I paid child support, but I just- I haven't seen it.
  • Ohm dying to the one part that wasn't suppose to be a trap.
  • Bryce ascending into the air.
• Smarty jumping just as Chilled told him not to fuck it up for him.
  Chilled: You are the worst kind of person!
  • Smarty walking through the apocalypse.
  Chilled: How does he trip through life?!
  • Chilled trying to distract Ze from successfully jumping by discussing down towns.
  • GaLm's utter rage at the ice he placed down.
• Chilled's dad:
  Chilled: My dad used to say to other people, 'I'm going to go play in traffic. Let me give you a running start, I'll drop you off there.'
  • GaLm trying to use reverse psychology to convince Chilled to go and get the coin, only for him to agree with him and ignore the coin.
  • "Invisible Fucking", Chilled Chaos' first album.
  • "Goddamn Nintendo lag!" -GaLm
• Chilled, GaLm, Bryce and Sp00n coming again to make another impossible level.

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Miscellaneous

• Chilled tells of the things he saw on his drive through Missouri. Mostly on billboards.
  Chilled: Can't spell Missouri without misery.
  Nanners: I want to formally apologize on Chi-Chi's behalf, Missouri.
  Mini: Missouri, you're alright.
  Chilled: I drove through Missouri, okay, and it was an interesting experience. A very interesting experience.
  Nanners: Do tell, what was so interesting about it, Chilled?
  Chilled: Well, they had a giant billboard that said come to the fudge factory. Uh, and a lot of sexual innuendoes and about twenty feet later, they said the gays shouldn't be married on a giant billboard. Now, that's giving me mixed signals. Missouri confused me. And their gas stations are called Kum and Go, with a K and a U and a M. So, Missouri confused the fuck out of me.
• The Derp Crew experiences a murder house and inverts the survivors order.
• Chilled's utter rage at the double clicking problem.
• Chilled finding the goal for this level and refusing to say anything about it.
  • Chilled's high pitch when he messed with Ze.
  Chilled: Don't touch me! Don't touch me, I'm just a- (Ze's ball collides with Chilled) BOY. (Chilled's ball lands in the goal) Thank you.
  • Chilled lampshading how he always loses to Adam at golf games.
  • Chilled finally won in Golf It, to Ze's disappointment. By two points.
• This exchange from another golf game.
  Smii7y: Fuck this game.
  Chilled: Fuck candy.
  Smii7y: Tight teenage butthole.
  Chilled: That's probably illegal.
• Chilled manages to trick Tay into killing Wade during a round of Among Us by hiding behind a nearby wall. Really comes to bite her teammate Cream later in that same round.
  Cream: Tay really screwed the pooch getting killed so early...
  • Two rounds later in the same video the same exact scenario happens again: Right Place Right Time for Chilled regarding an impostor kill involving Tay, Cream chewing out his dead teammate, and a dead Wade in the equation. Wade was Cream's dead teammate that time, effectively switching sides with Tay (whose death by Cream was just on the bottom edge of a security camera - that Chilled was on when it happened).
  Cream: Really wish I had a teammate that helped me out more...
  • In the round between the above two, Max similarly calls out his teammate when he gets busted.
  Max: Junk ^note who got busted by Jeremy butter-fucked me dying real early.
• Another funny in Among Us in a game that involves both Ze and Jeremy: Assassin Kat nails him as a Snitch. Chilled and a few other dead players assume he'd been seen doing tasks. It isn't until Kat gets wiped out by Retributionist Kara that reveals her correctly nailing Chilled as Snitch was a happy accident - the arrow Kat had seen was actually leading to Sheriff Jeremy, who had just been revived by Altruist Vikram after backfiring a shot on Cheesy.
• At the end of a different stream with the Town of Us mod active, a game starts but Platy disconnects right as it does. Jeremy is then sniped as Trapper by Tom, who initiated the meeting having killed Matt, who was the Bait. After the meeting ends, the game suddenly ends in a crew win. There were only two crewmates total: Jeremy, who became a Haunter, and Platy, who wasn't even in the game to begin with.
• A different stream, with a different version of the above mod, sees a round end in SideArms winning as a Jester. What makes it funny is how the final meeting started:

  Speedy: BAIT SELF-REPORT! [repeated all meeting]

  • Chilled had cut down FooYa, who was the Bait, triggering the meeting. Thinking Speedy, who was yelling it was Bait the entire meeting, knew because he was Mystic he outs his partner Matt to shoot him; the shot backfires. It turns out FooYa had independently told Speedy she was Bait before it happened, but Chilled survives because four other players vote out SideArms... which ends the game in a Jester win. One of the two votes on Chilled came from Jeremy, as the troper who made this edit can confirm having watched Jeremy's version of the stream.
  • Two of the three rounds before that had Jeremy as an Impostor... whose teammate was Lovers with Jeremy's wife Kat. Said teammate also had guesser powers. Chilled's round ends almost immediately when, under a sabotage-induced camouflage effect, Jeremy kills Kat. Platy lasts much longer - until the final five, with Jeremy further plagued by Kat being an Executioner against FooYa. Jeremy gets the win thanks to an assist from Arsonist Kara.
    • Later on Jeremy and Platy get paired up again, but this time they're Lovers (Jeremy's actual Impostor teammate is Matt); Kat is not part of the equation this time because she's left the lobby by this point. The final four comes down to the Lovers, Matt, and Chilled the Arsonist. Jeremy and Platy actually get the Lovers win by ejecting Chilled.