Lucinda: Everton, I'm the sous chef, do you know what that means? Everton: It means you're the second in command, sorta thing. Lucinda: It means I'm the second in command in the finest restaurant in England. Now the head chef leaves me in charge for an hour and suddenly we're serving fricassee of used Elast-O-Plast! I hate you Everton. I want you to die.
After officials from the National Rivers Authority track tagged salmon to his kitchen, he calls in his supplier: a member of the local police force who the lead official knows by nickname. After the officials leave without filing any charges, the supplier reveals that the lead official sold him the salmon himself.