Funny / Cryaotic

aka: Chaotic Monki

• Anytime Cry laughs while playing a game. Guaranteed to put a smile on your own face.
  • Cry laughing incredulously and hysterically when fighting the Mermaid Princess boss in Rule of Rose.
  • The aftermath of the "ass medicine" scene in Corpse Party.
  • Cry absolutely losing it when he accidentally kills himself with a Nikita missile.
• Cry accidentally trapping the Sawrunner in the cage with exit in his Cry of Fear LP. His stunned silence and the fact that the in-game music stops when this happens helps.
• Highlights from "Cry and Scott Waste Time":
  • The two spend most of the first video talking in Russian accents
  • Goofing around with the helicopters, tanks, and jeeps
  • Whenever something explodes, Cry usually responds with an "Oh my goodness!"
  • Cry and Scott trying to run to a jeep, but Cry can't run because his Shift key is broken. Just as they get to the jeep...the game ends.
    Cry: What the FUCK?! Are you serious? It was RIGHT THERE! DAMN IT!
  • Cry jumping out of an airborne helicopter, slamming into the ground below.
    Scott: [laughing] That looked so funny! The parachute opened just as you crashed into the ground!
  • Cry spotting an "anti-aircraft tank carrier" flying through the air; he begins cracking up. Ironically, he saw it right after Scott finished explaining how he got shot while in a car because the game is realistic.
• The highlights from Cry and Russ playing Harvester
  • The scene with the Sadist Teacher with a baseball bat, and the sudden Mood Whiplash when the scene goes from goofy to creepy.
    Child: If an A-Bomb hits, what good is it gonna do to duck and cover?
    Russ: Uh-oh!
    (Teacher winds up to swing)
    Cry: What?! Uh-oh!
    Russ: "Duck and cover this, bitch!"
  • The whole scene where the sheriff catches his deputy during his... alone time, with Cry and Russ laughing the whole time.
    Russ: Take that, you bad man!
    Cry: Is this some kind of snuff film or what?!
• The last part of his Ib LP has him walking around the toybox his rose. During this point, he walks past Garry twice without realizing it; with the text added showing "Garry" in large letters. And later "still Garry".
  • This joke returns in his LP of Remember Me after the Kid Xmas fight. Cry was looking for a large set of industrial fans so he could find a collectable, and wasn't able to find them despite them taking up an entire wall of the fighting arena. So we're treated to text saying "Fans", "Still Fans" and "Never Stopped Being Fans".
• In Part 9 of his The Cat Lady Let's Play he gets fed up after being in trapped in a room.
  Cry: (dramatic music) Fuck it! Mirror! Examine! Strange! The back of the mirror seems loose. Could there be a secret compartment behind it? What is this on the ground?! Rag! Move! What's that? There's a knife underneath. Good! Knives have been quite useful lately. Perfect! (goes back to mirror) Now, open. I fingers are too thick. Fuck that than. Use the knife. Stab!
  • In his "on the last video" opener for Part 6, he splices Bryan's angry rant at Susan's door to end with the words "You bloody be fucking pretty... bb!"
  • His opening cuts for The Cat Lady are hilarious in general. Part 11 gave us "Mitzi! Mitzi! Mitzi! Mitzi! Mitzi!" and Part 13 brought us this gem:
    Rita: Hello. My name is Rita Tickle. May I come in, please? Just to use the restroom.
    Beat
    Susan: No.
  • While in the murder couple's house, he goes into an epic "The Reason You Suck" Speech once he got the gun:
    Cry: I'm coming for you, grandma! You can't handle this shit! I'm a goddamn maniac! With a power trip! Kind of. And I'm beautiful. Also kind of. But that's fine! I don't need to be beautiful, I have a gas mask and a gun! What have you got? Old, saggy tits!
    enters shed to find it empty
    Cry: (clearly disappointed) You're not even here.
• While one of the more serious games, Corpse Party still manages to be really hilarious at times.
  • The aforementioned "ass creme" scene.
  • Cry persistently making Yuka say "O-Nii-Chan" instead of "Big Brother".
  • His growing frustration with Yuka wanting a bathroom for peeing. Among other, he offers her multiple sinks, suggests she should use a bucket and even gets the idea to pee on Naomi.
    Yuka: Uh-huh. I'll be ok.
    Cry: No, you won't! You remember what happened the last time you went into a bathroom alone?! And then the other time when you went into the bathroom alone?! Both times you almost died.
    Cry: Wait. One time you did die.
    Cry: One time you died!
  • Him gushing over Kizami. Usually followed by mentioning that he is still Axe-Crazy and The Sociopath.
  • When Yoshikazu knocks Kizami out and drags him off to Sachiko, Cry doesn't even bother with voice acting, instead cheering them on like a kid watching the hero of its favorite show.
  • While his first acting of Shige going insane is a impressive moment of the playthrough, when the game shows his suicide, Cry is apparently no longer in the mood and delivers a hilariously deadpan rendition of "Aaaaaaaaah *bam* "Uaaaaaaagh" *crash* "Gaaaaaaaaah" *bwam*.
  • When he gets stuck in the science lab with the model and Yoshikazu, he panics. When he finds the key and accidentally ends up trapping the model behind a chair, he laughs gleefully before saying "You're a dick" in the most serious voice.
• "Go to Bed, Cry" has a very sleepy Cry playing a round of The Binding of Isaac. At the beginning, Cry can be heard singing "Bye Bye Bye".
• The first video of The Witch's House LP has several great moments, particularly "Oh. It's that kind of game," and Cry's muffled screams of panic at the teddy bear monster (followed by a soft "That was fucking AWESOME!").
• During Wind-down with Cry and Russ
  Zeigs: I will find you
  Cry: Gross, fangirls.
  Zeigs: I will consume your soul...
  Cry: Gross, fangirls.
• Cry's Let's Play of BioShock Infinite has a lot of funny moments.
  • Cry nicknames Elizabeth Ellie, and acts like he has a crush on her at times.
    Elizabeth: I'll keep an eye out for something that might ease your pain.
    Cry: ...Like a body massage?
    (Elizabeth moves towards him slightly)
    Cry: Aw, she approached me like a tease.
  • After a battle Elizabeth ends up standing in a burning pile of building parts:
    Cry: Ellie, STOP BURNING ALIVE!
  • In Comstock House:
    Cry: (after the seeing a wheelchair with a Patriot mask roll towards him by itself) I don't want to play this game anymore.
  • When Cry first plays and finds the dead assassin:
    Cry: Sorry that, um...happened to you, but—uhhh, I'll avenge your death! No, I won't.
  • In Finkton:
    Cry: *turns to a lady cowering in fear* And you good? *sees her dead husband* Oh no, what happened to you? Why you dead? What happened man? I killed your husband? I'm sorry, that was not intentional. I meant to kill the other people. Because they drew their guns on me, I was just trying to steal. Their lives didn't have to be in jeopardy for my thievery! That's not how this shit works! But no, they had to be heroes! *sees lady with a kid* Fix your child!
  • He kills an amusement park mascot by accident.
    Cry: Stay in school! *bang* HOLY SHIT I KILLED HIM!
  • When Cry first finds the specialized gear clothes, he comes to the conclusion that Booker was naked the whole time.
  • His reaction to The Stinger. "Oh fuck you! Why would they do that?!"
• This whole shebang:
  Cry: So uh, [Omid] right there, you gentleman, you're worried about [Christa]. Do you know why? I think it's cause you put that thing *gestures to Omid's crotch* down there in your waistline inside of that thing *gestures to Christa's crotch* in her waistline and then you're going to make a little thing like this *gestures to Clementine*...Go Omid. Tappin' that bosom.
  • In the same video, Cry comes across a photo of a family hanging in the house the group took shelter in. He goes on to theorise about the different members of the family, including that the dog is decapitated (which was Cry's own doing), the kid experimented with drugs, the father went through a lot of bad jobs, and that the mother had an affair with the dog. Cry is understandably disgusted at that last part.
• During the final part of The Walking Dead (Telltale) Episode 4, Cry refuses to let Ben fall to his death. The following exchange occurs. (Doubles as a Moment of Awesome or Heartwarming Moment)
  Ben: Why?
  Cry: BECAUSE! I HAVE! A SOUL!
• When Cry pretends to be Alexander from Amnesia during a playthrough of Facade
• During Cry's Let's Play of Haunting Ground, he comes across a typewriter. In explaining what it was to Fiona, Cry types in the word breasts. Cue his surprise when he actually gets a "BREASTS" Plate-key.
  Cry: I didn't expect anything to come of this!
  • Likewise, Cry was told in the comments in his vids to put in a "SALTATIO" Plate-key into the golem. Cue the golem dancing.
• In The Crooked Man playthrough after David flees his apartment due to the words on the wall:
  Cry: I think David is a bit spooked.
• In Rust, Cry creates a Mickey Mouse cult, which is in equal parts horrifying and hilarious.
  • Animated here.
    Cry: (in a high voice, and trying not to laugh) We are going to skullfuck your pets! Everything you know and love is forfeit! (Evil Laugh, followed by the cult breaking into a guy's house) Konnichiwa! You're dead!
  • DUDE WHO GAVE ME FOOD THE STREAMERS ARE OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE
• In Estranged:
  Cry: *looking at newspaper* Umbrella Corporation. *throws the newspaper at the window that improbably breaks* Holy fuck, that was sweet!
• In Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines, Cry's insistence on dancing at every club, especially when it results in an awkward moment reaction from the NPCs.
  • He reaches Downtown. He gets punched straight into the face.
    Cry: (laughs hysterically) Videogames.
  • In Part 8, Cry reacts to his first clothing upgrade.
    Cry: Goddamn it, I'm a sex cowboy.
    Cry: (while looking at a prostitute) I look more like a prostitute than you do! That's a problem.
  • Cry meets Tseng. Large Ham ensues.
• The part in Dishonored where Cry retrieves the whale oil for Piero and, not realizing how explosive the whale oil is, proceeds to throw it at the machine, accidentally killing Piero in the process. His sheepish laughter and apology tops the whole moment off.
  • In The Brigmore Witches DLC, Cry gains the ability to pull objects towards himself. He uses it on a rat and immediately wonders if he can kill someone with it. He then proceeds to do so by throwing the rat at an enemy standing on a ledge, leading to an unintentionally appropriate line from another enemy.
    Enemy: Musta been rats.
    Cry: (while laughing) I know! It was! It really was!
• In his Grand Theft Auto V video, Russ and Cheyenne hit up his apartment and drink all of his booze and smokes his drugs. Then as soon as they're outside, they start killing Cry for no good reason.
  • Similar to this, earlier in the video the crew was delivering some stolen cars. As Cry parked his car, Cheyenne shoots it. While Cry was getting upset over this, Russ comes in and smashes his car into Cheyenne's car, knocking Cry and Cheyenne into the ground and then rams his car between Cheyenne's and Cry's vehicles.
  Russ: There we go! DELIVERRRRED!
• In his Let's Play of Ōkami his reaction Issun introduces himself by jumping out of Sakuya's robe is absolutely hilarious:
  Cry: Well, that was Japanese.
  • In part 33, Cry encounters a statue with a nine-pronged sword that he must use the Thunderstorm technique on. He was expecting the statue to awaken so he would fight it and claim its sword for his own… but then comes the anticlimactic revelation that the statue just "evaporates" after being struck by electricity.
  • In part 34, after having plenty of problems with getting past Blockheads, Cry does what he does with the one he encounters…and succeeds on the first try, much to his own surprise!
  • In part 35, accidentally using Galestorm on a group of monkeys in a sanctuary while trying to Bloom a clover.
  • In the credits for Okami Cry's been silent for the entire panning. Cut to the final painting. Then his promised stamp - his 'demon mask' - appears and he starts laughing. It helps that he forgot about it, too.
• Although it was right after a tragic flashback, this part in The Walking Dead Season Two, Episode 5:
  Cry (As Clementine): (whispering) What happened?
  Kenny: That piece of shit Russkie shot you.
  Cry: (deadpan) Yeah, I know.
  • His dawning and then frantic realization that the man who Nick shot on the bridge was Matthew from the ski lodge group in Episode 2.
    Cry: ...Oh. Ohhhh, no. We killed Matthew. That was Matthew. We fucking killed him. FUCK!! Ffffffuck! We fucking killed his fr—! Oh, this is gonna be really bad... God... dammit!
• His reaction to finding out that Kan actually did put a blender in A Bird Story at his request over Twitter.
• While playing Always Sometimes Monsters, he names two of the characters Bluntilda and Will Powers.
  • While trying to decide on a tough moral choice late in the game, Cry reflects on what he remembers and decides that he has taken entirely good actions over the course of his journey, meaning that he deserves to be a bit selfish in this instance. He then edits himself yelling in a black screen mid-dialogue:
    Cry: YOU RIGGED AN ELECTION.
  • Globally, Cry was not impressed with the game and demonstrated his feelings in a variety of somewhat comical ways.
  • He freaks out completely when going through the rather poorly designed election rig level. One wonders if the level was so bad as to cause his food poisoning.
  • His immediate reaction to the credits was an utterly disgusted "Good God. That was the stupidest fucking..."
  • When an in-game character declares that he has never read anything that captured the human spirit as well as Always Sometimes Monsters, Cry can't actually finish reading and laughs hysterically.
• During his Xenoblade playthrough, he turned Reyn into what was dubbed "Indian Gundam."
  • "Money is trying to kill us now! Floating, explosive money wants us dead!
  • During the fight against the Telethia spawn, Cry notices that Alvis and Shulk's stock battle dialogue has matched up.
    Alvis: Feel my power. (attacks)
    Shulk: Alright. I'm feeling it!
    Cry: ...Are they just gonna be feeling each other for the whole fight?!
  • Once he reaches the beginning of the second half of the game, and he's forced to use Sharla in the party after a looooong period of not using her, he starts to switch out her gear for more current stuff. And it proves to be more fanservicey than what she was already wearing.
  Cry: "Hooo-ly SHIT!! DAMN!"
• The fourth part of his Parasite Eve stream. It starts off with plenty of stream-of-consciousness nonsense, when about twelve minutes in, he gets a call on his phone from his grandmother, and puts it on speaker.
• In his LP for Game of Thrones (Telltale), Cry breaks into a very hearty, infectious laugh at the "Cotter the Potato Fucker" conversation. It may or may not have anything to do with it, but it can make a Brick Joke out of the fact that Cry claims to have once tried to make certain ill-advised use of a plate of mashed potatoes as a boy.
• Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth: Whilst in the middle of the infamous chase sequence, Cry accidently makes the main character say:
  Walters: (Panicked) Shit! This Order really wants—
  [Cry clicks on books]
  Walters: (Deadpan) —A set of account books.
  [Cry has a Double Take. Then he busts up into peals of laughter.]
  • Which brings an amusing thought about how a dangerous, Cthulhu-worshipping cult of fishy folks...would really want some new account books.
  • In episode 7 of the series, he quickly swaps between weapons, resulting in killing ALL OTHER CURRENT SOUNDS making the whole factory completely silent. He then puts in his own music in post to remove the awkward silence.
    Cry: This is so weird man. I have to add atmosphere in post! *Oedo Town Start from "Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon" starts playing* I'll do it, but is gonna be weird. I found ammo.
• In the second "season" of Cry and Dodger's playthrough of Dandelion, the redundancy of some scenes began to wear on them, and they began skipping text while quickly summarising the scene. The results are hilarious.
  • The scene where a photographer wants to take photos of silver bunny.
    Photographer (Cry, with a voice modulator): I really like bunnies!
    Heejung (Dodger): (laughing) Excuse me?
    Photographer (Cry): Can I have your bunny?!
    Heejung (Dodger): A photographer?
    Photographer (Cry): I'm gonna take a picture of it!
    Heejung (Dodger): Oh okay, well then that sounds really cool to me, can you tell me what you-
    Photographer (Cry): I wanna make it look pretty for pictures!
    Heejung (Dodger): Oh-okay! Yeah, go on.
    Photographer (Cry): Do you mind if I take the bunny? I want to take your bunny please!
    Heejung (Dodger): I would prefer if you didn't take my bunny please!
    Photographer (Cry): [scene ends] Noooooooo! You killed her. Congratulation, Dodgie. You are a murderer. You killed me! You despicable, selfish...
  • The scene where Heejung feeds the pets nuts.
    Heejung (Dodger): Oh, wow, nuts? What should I do with these nuts?
    Heejae (Cry): You should probably feed them to your animals!
    Heejung (Dodger): Oh you think so? That doesn't sound like a legit thing but I guess I'll think on it as I go home-
    Heejae (Cry): I want them to die!
    Heejung (Dodger): Maybe I'll put like a bunch of food together in a bowl and we'll just see whether or not they eat it! Mm, oh no, oh no! Oh noooo!
    Heejae (Cry): Okay, I might have killed them all.
    Heejung (Dodger): Oh no, I killed all the animals! Oh, I'm the worst owner in the world! Ooh, gosh, I'm so so- [scene ends] Oop, I'll go to bed.
    Cry and Dodger burst into laughter
• At one point during Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Cry starts playing Michael Jackson to counteract the scariness. While he is exploring the jail cells, with "Smooth Criminal" playing in the background, he has to hide from a monster, leading to this line:
  "I'M NOT OKAY, ANNIE!"
• In part one of Life Is Strange Episode Three, Cry's frustrated response to hearing Max using the term "bubble-hearth".
  "W-What? Argh! Welcome to 2006!"
  • In part two, he gasps when Chloe dares Max to kiss her.
    Chloe: I double dare you - kiss me now!
    Cry: OKAY! (Presses X.)
• Cry's videos almost always start off with a Previously on… open... except instead of doing an actual recap, he takes a short random or silly moment from the previous video and sticks it in here. Sometimes, he even edits it to make it even funnier.
  • One thing in particular stands out from this video.
    Cry: On the last video.
    [footage of Cry playing a level and losing while Vincent makes panicking noises]
    [Vincent falls off the level and to his death as Let It Go starts playing]
  • He also had fun with the into in Corpse Party, Part 8:
    Ghost: Hello!
    Yoshiki: Oh Hey!
    Ghost: I've come to ruin your day.
    Yoshiki:Don't worry about it, I understand!
    Ghost: Sorry.
    CRASH
• During the first turn of his first attempt at the duel between Téa and Mai Valentine in his first stream of Yu-Gi-Oh!: Legacy of the Duelist, Cry goes on a rant about how terrible Téa's deck is, before summoning the "Shining Friendship" monster in his hand and equipping it with three different Spell Cards, raising its attack to a monstrous 3500, and then claiming that Mai can do nothing about this. Cue "Harpy's Feather Duster", which completely wipes his magic cards away, a solid minute of Stunned Silence, and then a massive laugh attack for both Cry and chat.
• In Episode 2 of his new Until Dawn LP, Mike and Jess wander into mounting peril looking for a place to be alone together. Cry is nonchalant.
  Cry: [referring to a totem vision of the killer] We are not gonna get punched in the face. In fact... we're probably gonna accidentally make a face, in nine months.

  Mike: Can I offer you a little... comfort and reassurance?
  Jess: Save it for the cabin, buster.
  Cry: [chuckles] We're not getting there.
• Asura's Wrath rates you at the end of each episode, grading your Time, Battle Points, and Synchro Rate. What does Cry get at the end of episode 8? A, S, S.
  • In chapter 22, as Asura slowly reveals his Destructor form, Cry's multiple "What" is hysterical before summing it up with "Jesus Fucking Christ". And then he makes the obvious Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann reference.
  • By the end of the main story, Cry holds the game in high regard (despite a lot of technical issues) and is intensely satisfied with what he has played. Then he decides to play through the DLC episodes. His hysterical reactions to the bizarrely low-budget, Off-Model anime interludes and the hilarious stupidity of the Street Fighter crossover battles form a massive, unending Funny Moment all on their own; their low quality almost seems to degrade his opinion of the whole game by the time he's done.
• In the final part of his Tales from the Borderlands LP, Cry is given the chance to incorporate a "Mystery Vault Hunter" into his Vault Team, but his mismanaging of money throughout the game leaves him without the hiring fee, so he picks Felix instead. He is again met with disappointment when it turns out that Felix is in hiding and won't join... and then overtaken with glee when Felix gives him nine million dollars and the game lets him reselect the Mystery Vault Hunter. The game only shows cutscenes for his gathering of the two standard characters and takes him immediately to the meeting. Then, after a long period of buildup during which Cry gets more and more excited, the Mystery Vault Hunter enters the room. It's Claptrap. Cry's reaction is priceless.
• In Lucius, he regulary dips into Black Comedy.
  • When he kills his first victim, he apologizes to her. And then explains that she shouldn't have tried to bring him to bed at ten.
  • His first encounter with his dad has multiple gems such as Cry explaining that he giving him a flashlight and a notebook for his birthday is one reason why he hadn't been around for six years.
    You are the Lord of the Underworld and you got me a notebook? With a teddy on it?!
    I love teddy bears!
  • His reaction when his mother tries to tell him about Mary.
    Nancy: She's with her husband now.
    Cry: IN HELL?
  • Episode 4 aka The April's Fool episode. He starts off like usual, followed by a black screen for 15 minutes, with him commenting on the determination of his viewers around 10 minutes while eating sunflower seeds.
• In SOMA, right after a tense level where Cry is put through the wringer, he has Simon drag himself through a corridor and says this:
  Cry: I think we're away from the proxies.
  (the noises of a monster are heard the moment he finishes that sentence)
  Cry: Nope. Great. (a monster lands in front of Simon, scaring the crap out of Cry in the process)
• In these videos, Cry plays some online matches of Playstation All Stars Battle Royale with Sp00nerism. They end up getting completely owned by a team consisting of (in Cry's words) "an eleven-year-old and his babysitter." It gets better when after getting thrashed the first time, Cry and Sp00n have to fight the kid and man team again. And while Cry and Sp00n are spouting Angrish the whole time, the other team is completely calm and talking strategy.
  Kid Player: I bet [the other team] are friends too...
  Sp00n: WE'RE NOT FRIENDS! I HATE CRY!
  Cry: I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!
• For the last two episodes of Folklore, Cry decided to stream instead of straight up record. And during these streams he's accompanied by his good friend Russ, and Sarah Anne Williams. Hilarity Ensues.
  Cry: "I promised them, I'm pulling [ the spear]! Pull it, Ellen! PULL THE GOD DAMN SPEAR!!!"
  Sarah: "Nooooo, you can't!"
  *Some time later...*
  Ellen!Sarah: " The spear can stay where it is." *Breaks character* "SUCK A DIIIICK, CRYYYYYY!!!"
  Russ: "Heh heh heeeeh!"
  Cry: "PULL THE SPEAR OUT, ELLEEEEEEEN!!!!!"
  • And earlier in the same episode, the trio's utter bafflement over Ellen's sudden ability to fly. Cry questions when she became a Magical Girl.
    Sarah: *croaking* What?
    Cry: We're flying now?!
    Russ: *giggling*
    Sarah: *still croaking* OH MY GOD!
    Cry: What the fuck is happening?!
• During his playthrough of The Magic Circle, Cry clearly gets a kick out of the freedom to play with things that the game encourages the player to use. It manifests in ways including him nonchalantly renaming a random dead body "Ace Ventura's corpse" and going on a tangent to a mushroom about why he's shortening its name to "Shroom".
• His playthrough of SCP-087 and the increasingly weary, uneasy non-sequiturs it descends into is a pretty fun listen throughout for the patient. As multiple commenters have described it, it's like listening to someone slowly fall into insanity.
  • He already starts out upset when playing SCP-087-B, complaining the whole way up until the end. At one point he explains how he hasn't been to a zoo in forever but would love to go since he could win Left 4 Dead against a leopard.
    This is worse than stairs. It even has stairs!
    That is what was down there, it's just a basement! That's what the B stands for, it's Basement! Why the fuck am I in a basement, I'm in Florida!
• His reaction to the first boss battle in Clock Tower 3.
  • The pure, unadulterated joy at the moment in the playthough when he makes the realization that he's not playing a horror game, but a Magical Girl game. He even starts putting the themes to various magical girl animes in at the end of his videos.
  • He reacts with absolute silence whenever Alyssa and Dennis interact, only to shout out the first thing that comes to his mind while laughing hysterically.
• Cry and Sp00n play Neo Aquarium - King of the Crustaceans... Uh... Well... You see, um... Yeah...
• Cry's stream on 6/24/16. Towards the end of the night, Cry and Russ decided to play Superfight online. They decided to do it with whoever randomly showed up. Hilarity ensued.
  • The first match saw them end up with one of the randoms being a kid who takes all of about a minute and a half before he begins asking Cry to give his channel a shout-out. That might have been it, but the very next match, the kid shows up again. This time, he confuses the word "therapist" for "the rapist", then won't stop talking about it. Cry eventually has to mute his own microphone from laughing too hard at the sheer cringe of the situation. When that's finally over, they have a more pleasant match, only for the one immediately after to have another kid come on who simply says "the rapist". This makes Cry and Russ immediately leave the match.
  • A few matches later, they end up in another match where the two randoms are in the starting round, one of whom had stepped away from his microphone and just left it running. What follows is an "argument" consisting of one side making nothing but random background noise, including what may be an Alexia saying things among the garbled mess. The player finally comes back with just a little under thirty seconds left in the two minute time limit.
    Russ: Hey, Lincoln! You gonna' free some slaves or what, dude?!
    (Background Noises)
• Cry's video on Zombie Night Terror. Around the eight-minute mark, he sends his massive zombie horde to assault a house, then zooms in on a bizarre conversation three people are having upstairs. He is so focused on this that he doesn't realize the horde has broken through the opposite wall and fallen to their deaths until it's too late.
• During a Xenoblade Chronicles 1 livestream, the audience tells him to climb up to the Distant Fingertip (a secret area that takes a while to climb to.) When he finally gets there, he levels up, gains 30000 EXP, and finds the Wicked Sallos; a unique monster that's level 95.
  • And then it targets him.
    Cry: FUCKING! GRAND!
• In Silent Hill 2:
  • Part 5, Cry attempts to taunt an escaping Pyramid Head while following it. It didn't end well.
  • Part 6, Cry enters the second floor of the hospital. Music and static immediately swells up. Cry turns around and leaves.
    Cry: "OH-KAY! NO!" (Back in the stairwell) "Good god, did you hear that shit?! That was stupid!"
    • Made even better by the fact that he decides that the third floor is "Probably not goin' to be as bad..." before being greeted with even more radio static.
      Cry: (Whimpering) "Fuck, dude! This hospital sucks!"
  • Also on part 6, Cry finds a Shotgun.
• During the live stream playing The YAWHG, he had a few points.
  • The group learns quite early about the hand in the hedge. In later rounds, the group just starts hysterically laughing whenever it happens to someone again.
    Fuck the Yawgh, what was THAT?!
    • In the first round, everyone got a good ending...except Scott who is once more eaten alive.
  • The alchemist potion.
    Cry: Soon after (the alchemist) leaves, the potion begins bubbling out of control. If you don't do something soon, it'll explode!
    Cry: Throw it out the window or drink it?
    Russ: *giggles* Drink it!
    Cry: That's my boy!
  • The group loses it when they find out that Scott had a big party with the orcs, including a lesbian orgy with their leader. Of course, when it returns in the ending, the laughter only gets worse.
  • They accidentally manage to see a great part of the Dryad story. By encountering her the third time, they just break down laughing. That is, until she gets killed in front of them.
• In "Cry Wastes Time: Lion Story:"
  Cry: Aaaand finish him. *Simba grabs the bone* Uh - excuse me, excuse me, are you fuck - kid, STOP LATCHING ON WITH YOUR VELCRO PAWS!
  • And then he ends up killing himself directly once he finally beat him:
    Rafiki: The king has returned.
    Cry: He's never gone away.
• During his playthrough of INSIDE (2016), he finds the amalgam blob of people at the end quite funny, but his reaction to the Obvious Trap is the best of all.
  while walking away from the Obvious Trap They're trying to bait me.
  walks against the end of the room, thus being forced to go back Shit, it's gonna work.
  • "This is why you don't experiment with real people! You get real problems!"
• During his playthrough of Batman - The Telltale Series, in Episode 4, Part 2, he saves the adopted son of the Vales. When Batman gives said adopted son a pep talk after the son realizes that his parents are dead he says most of it with his mouth closed. Cry's laughter sells it even more.
• He had a lot of fun with the peeking ability in Outlast:
  Cry: I don't want to peek. I don't want to peek! Peeking is for voyeurs!
  Beat
  Cry: I'm a journalist, perfect!
  • When he meets the twins, he does the opposite of almost every other Youtuber. Instead of complaining or censoring their penis, he zooms in and holds it for a few seconds with night view on. Followed by complimenting them on their politeness and agreeing to be shared between them.
  • After reading a paper on resurrection, he sees a corpse:
    Cry: What about you, Sir? Are you immortal?! HA, that was a trick question, you're dead as shit.
  • Cry really gets to enjoy the meetings with Chris Walker, the more often they happen. Among others, he starts frantically yelling "Think of the family!" while running away, then later sings country music.
• Cry and Jesse Cox start a co-op playthrough of Resident Evil 5, and the tone is set from the very beginning when Cry struggles for five minutes to point out a light gradient issue he has with the title screen, poorly attempting to communicate what he's seeing as Jesse goes Laughing Mad.
  • Jesse and Cry notice instantly how high the mouse sensitivity is. Instead of pausing and correcting it, they decide to spin spastically while the characters talk.
  • The unbridled joy and pleasure that both Cry and Jesse find in Chris crashing through windows. Everytime it happens, both burst into a laughing fit.
  • In Part 2, Cry and Jesse find the incineration chamber they have to use on the upcoming boss. The moment they see what it can do, Cry runs inside, puts Jesse at gunpoint through the window, and begs him to activate it, claiming that he can survive it because he's a Targaryen.
  • They also find a woman with serious head mutations. Cry is quite dissappointed since she must thus give bad kisses.
  • Starting Part 3, both Cry and Jesse really start enjoying the "Call your partner" function and abuse it regularly.
  • They find a "barber shop" where Chris and Sheva supposedly work at.
  • Cry shoots a bomb, ends up in dying mode and begs for help...while Jesse is in an entirely different building, unable to help. Jesse didn't even know how Cry got injured.
  • Swiftly followed by Jesse messing up a Quicktime Event...which leads to Cry dying.
  • Jesse becoming obsessed with the idea that a black sniper must be Ada Wong in disguise. They later decide that he must obviously be Sheva's boyfriend.
  • Part 7. Just... Jesse has a serious phobia of water enemies. So who has to stand on a float and get pulled across a swamp? By Cry?
    Jesse: WHY?! LOOK AT YOU! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING FAST! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING FAST! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING FAST!!
    Cry: Ah, I gotta take a breather, hold on a sec-
    Jesse: WHAT?! WHAT?! WHY?!
  • Part 11 has Cry stalk Jesse with a electrified pole and in Part 13, they manage to kill Jill.
  • During the Boss Fight against Wesker in Part 15, both try to time a Pre-Mortem One-Liner with killing him. By the time they get the timing, they have run out of good sentences.
  • Jesse is a Star Wars fanatic. Cry has never watched any of the movies. Jesse loses it when Cry talks about "the Yoda".
  • During the final fight, Cry tries to distract the enemy so Jesse can shoot him with a rocket. Cue the enemy sidestepping at the last second, leading to Cry going up in flames.
  • Jesse is absolutely certain that the final fight being inside a volcano is ok since the eagles will come get them. Their unbridled joy when "Best Boyfriend" and Jill arrive in an helicoper is absolutely adorable.
    • Made only better by the fact that both remain with their fingers on the controllers until the credits roll, certain that the game will try to trick them with one last Quicktime Event.
• In Part 3 of his Resident Evil 7: Biohazard playthrough, Cry manages to temporarily down Jack Baker with some headshots... and then makes a horrible mistake.
  Cry: (runs back and knifes the body) Fuck you, Dad!
  Jack: That's not very nice! (gets up)
  Cry: Oh, shit! Oh no!
• In the Walking Dead: The New Frontier, Cry has to drag a body into a closet and his reaction to Javi's awkward face whenever he's not moving is hilarious.
• Early on in his What Remains of Edith Finch playthrough, he learns of the game's Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane nature quickly when Molly seems to become a series of hunting animals.
  Cry: Holy shit! Mom, you could've just gotten her a sandwich, now she's a fucking Animorph!
• Cry's part 5 playthrough of Rakuen ends on a very beautiful song. Part 6 begins with him screaming "I'M A LEMUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" and ends with him screaming the game's bedtime story to Heavy Metal.
  • In the same episode, Alexa gets triggered from him narrating, causing him to have a short argument with her about the blacksmith.
• During Part 2 of Little Nightmares, his character dies. Cut to her suddenly having a teapot for a head, no explanation given (he purchased it as a DLC, but it's still unexpected).
  • He cuts off the Janitor's arms, only to have Six start her lighter, turn to the camera and...
    Cry: And so I became the monster. Roll credits.
    Credits roll as Cry sings over them
  • He does that joke once more, then scolds himself for having done it. And then he does it a third time...
  • After the final battle, we get this:
    Cry: Mom? Can I suck your blood? I think this is how this works...
  • He generally enjoys taunting the enemies. He also generally dies right after.
  • During the Guest area, he is supposed to get chased into a bathroom, get locked in and then escape through a hidden room behind a mirror. What does Cry? Wedge himself in a spot before the bathroom, have the cook see him, then glitch past him. Cry even acknowledges that he probably missed parts of the game now, but he still laughs in glee on having done that.
• His immediate response to seeing James without his walker mask in The Walking Dead: Season Four.
  Cry: Oh god, he's hot.
• Cry played a bit of Monster Prom with various friends and...
  • Cry voices both Oz and Liam. Cue Tolomeo's reaction:
    Tolo: I can't believe that you voiced a 400 year old hipster...
    Angel: I can believe that.
    Snake:Yeah, I can. That sounds right up his alley.
  • Tolo thought they would play Monster Hunter and later mentions that...
    Tolo: (Cry) compared it to Mario Party.
    Snake: That... HOW? Let's talk.
    Cry: Well he's never played The YAWHG!
    Snake: Have you ever played Mario Party?
  • Cry's annoyed reaction whenever its Pala's turn since Cry's voice always comes up then.

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