Funny / Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin

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• If Jonathan gets charmed into attacking Charlotte during the Astarte boss battle and Charlotte finishes it after beating him into submission, she'll snap at him after the battle ends.
  Charlotte: [clearly upset] You were asking for it!
  Jonathan: ...Sorry...
  • The funny factor is further compounded by the conversation that takes place if you hit pause and use the 'Talk' option after the battle:
    Jonathan: Sorry about that...
    Charlotte: Would you get a grip?! You've got a gorgeous girl right here next to you!
• Stand still with Jonathan long enough and he'll do this◊.
• In the good ending, Jon, Charlotte, Stella, and Loretta run to search for Vincent in the castle ruin, not knowing HE is the one chasing after THEM.
• Speaking of the Sisters, the first fight against Stella can be pretty intense, especially since she's been threatening to kick your ass since first meeting her. All that goes out the window when she starts shouting out her attack moves, which, thanks to the DS's sound for voices, can be muffled into something ridiculous sounding rather than what sounds like a powerful attack. Secret Screwiest Wave, anyone?
• The Zacchino enemy will go up to any female character (and Old Axe Armor) and immediately declare his love for them. If you turn around, he'll say "Don't reject me!" Go up as a man, though, and he pulls out a knife.
  • The succubi enemies loudly declare, "I'll play with you!" if you approach them with a male character — and shout "FILTHY COW!" if they see a female. Geez, catty!
• There is a boss fight that is necessary in order for Jonathan to be able to master the Vampire Killer whip: he must defeat the whip's memory of its last owner, Richter Belmont. The boss takes extra damage from the Darkness element, and what sub-weapon has that element? The Cream Pie. Yes, you can defeat a legendary vampire hunter by hurling cream pies at him!
• Enter 13th Street, Iron Blue Intention starts to play, you get pumped up just because of the music... and then, a Train appears out of nowhere and pushes you back while the music stops.
• Some of the Persephones bring vacuum cleaners.
  • Should Charlotte be anywhere near said maids, the vacuums will suck on her skirt, leaving her in panic.
  • As Jonathan, try using Rocket Slash as soon as a Persephone is about to suck on his coat. The result?◊ He stands behind Persephone, facing her instantly.
• Jonathan's Badass Boast after beating Death, "I don't need the Vampire Killer to kick your ass!"