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The funny moments of Call Me Kevin's videos.


     General 

  • The premise of many of his videos, where he (intentionally) fails playing the game in spectacular ways. Sometimes it is on purpose for the sake of comedy or seeing how the game reacts, while other times he really is just that bad at playing.
  • Intentionally failing quick-time events. It usually ends in the character dying.
  • Defending Kevins from R/Stories About Kevin.
  • When RT Game played Minecraft: Story Mode, he found Magnus to be The Scrappy, to the point where he went back and reloaded an old save just to kill him off, and considered Lukas his favorite character. Kevin, on the other hand, kept Magnus alive because he was an idiot and found Lukas annoying.
    • Amusingly, this is one of the few times where people didn't joke about the two being the same person.
  • When playing Call of Juarez: The Cartel, he interprets his character as an Ax-Crazy murderous psychopathic lawman (albeit a very loyal one), determining that "CM"note  stood for "Crazy Man".
  • His playing The Game of Life as himself and with himself — Red Kevin, Blue Kevin, and White Kevin. The whole video leads to him becoming more confused as he hates on Red and Blue Kevin, despite being them, too, and giving money to himself, while losing it himself...
    "White Kevin is the best! ...Oh no. Like, not in a race way. Like, just color-" (buries head in his hands)
  • On October 5th, 2020, Kevin revealed that he was the one who wrote The Supermarket Monster. This is funny enough on its own, but he did a Comically Serious dramatic reading that was hilarious.
  • Kevin's addiction to Among Us, and how he manages to make friends despite his increasingly ridiculous challenges to keep it fresh.
  • Kevin scaring RT Game in Phasmaphobia.
  • His game of Bitlife where he attempted to roleplay the ultimate Karen. Karen Demands would go on to nearly die in a botched Brazilian butt lift, pick a fight with Chance the Rapper on Twitter, troll her mother on social media, propose with a fake ring at a friend's wedding, name her children "Baby Demands" and "Prison Krueger" and die of a cocaine overdose; truly, a life well lived.
    (upon mistakenly thinking she'd died young) "I was like, 'Karen's had a rough life; she's gone straight to complain to the Manager Upstairs.'"
    "'You suspect you have dementia'?! I'm TEN!"
    (on the dating life) "She met this guy, who's a captain - that's kind of a manager - at the fire department...He looks great and he's absolutely insane, ask him on a date!"
    "Pick your ring: none. Pick your setting - friend's wedding? (laughs) That is such a Karen move!"
    "I thought this was America! You can sue everyone!"
    (after stealing a package from a mansion) "'It contained a human skull!' Okay..."
  • In another game of Bitlife, his character lives to be 101, and after a relatives dies at 70, Kevin declares that "The Grim Reaper's never gonna take me!" Guess what happens immediately after. Made even better by Kevin stating that he didn't edit it or anything, it was simply timing.
  • In yet another game of Bitlife, his character tries to sue the doctor who botched his penis enlargement surgery, but loses the case due to "not enough evidence". Kevin's reaction?
    "JUST WHIP IT OUT! (laughs) Just in front of the court! Your honor, Exhibit A!" (leans back)
  • In his politician playthrough of Bitlife, Keven manages to be elected President of the United States. The first thing he does after is to try to write and sell a book, having forgotten that he isn't supposed to do stuff like that. This just results in him IMMEDIATELY being impeached and removed from office. The best part is that he'd only been President for one day.
  • Whenever a game breaks, freezes or crashes. Kevin's reactions make it better.
  • Grand Theft Auto V Chaos Mod outings often lead to hilarious displays.
    • At one point, thanks to a well-timed Whale Rain, just as Franklin is explaining who Madrazo is, a whale falls onto Madrazo's car. The timing is perfect.
    • After hunting Bigfoot, he announces, "Now that I've killed Bigfoot, it's time to escape in my monster truck! It's every American's dream...so I assume."
    • Kevin's stark terror whenever Griefer Jesus appears. It gets to the point where he tries to say "Jesus!" less often during streams, in case it summons him.
    • When starting his 12 Jan 2021 Chaos Mod stream, he just says, "This is a feckin' mistake."
    • Kevin's frantic Briar Patching to convince the audience to pick something harmless. Occasionally, it works.
    • All of the drawn-out, doomed attempts to finish "Did Someone Say Yoga?", especially the one where - because the Chaos Mod interacts weirdly with cutscenes - a Blue Sultan with gun-toting killers spawns on top of Michael, and he's left jutting through the roof while one of the dudes inside just stares fixedly at his arse.
    • In another playing with the chaos mod, Doomsday kicks in right as Trevor gets angry. The timing is impeccable.
    • Kevin laughing as Michael silently burns while attempting to do yoga, including a pathetic attempt to crawl away, right out of the cutscene.
  • The entirety of his Comedy Night series, but special mention has to go to the K-Pop server. "Love... is a burning thing..."
  • Kevin playing Skyrim with the Twitch-Controlled Chaos Mod
    • First he has to disable the mod just to get through the tutorial because they kept breaking it. When he was just about to leave the tutorial cave.
    Twitch User: Release us Kevin!
    • The Twitchers then kept giving him apples until he was overencumbered and constantly spawned horses that he eventually used to defeat giants.
  • One commenter spent a hundred days asking him to play Barbie Horse Adventures...on 6/7/21, Kevin finally does so just to make it stop.
  • Kevin makes such a Hellhole Prison in Prison Architect that his warden is arrested for all the deaths, and sentenced to his own prison.
  • When Kevin played Spongebob Squarepants Revenge Of The Flying Dutchman by popular request, the game's audio glitched out and caused the characters to endlessly repeat their lines. It seems like the characters themselves are just as confused as Kevin because the Flying Dutchman eventually just carries on with his usual script despite SpongeBob being stuck telling him to "just hop right back" repeatedly.
    SpongeBob: Save your gratitude, my jolly pink friend! Save your gratitude, my jolly pink friend!
    Kevin: (To Patrick) Dude, just stop smiling so he'll stop repeating that line!
  • "GTA but weapons shoot random items every minute":
    • The video opens with a brief filk of Marty Robbins's "Big Iron". For bonus points, Kevin chooses some absurd clips to accompany it - for example, "He's a hacker loose and runnin'" has a cat flailing at a keyboard.
      It was early in the morning, he brought chaos to the town / He was modding all his bullets and then shooting all around / He's a hacker loose and runnin', came the whisper from each lip / And he's here to do some business with the mod gun on his hip / The mod gun on his hip...
    • Kevin's accomplishments include filling an entire jewellery store with expensive cars, taking down helicopters with volleys of people and box trailers, and having Franklin's earthmover during the minigun heist sent flying in random directions by sprays of fast-moving boats.
    • After some elaborate failures at stealing a fighter jet, he just buys a combat helicopter and takes it for a trip:
      Kevin: I thought this might be a good place to try it, so let's give this a go.
      explodes instantaneously
      Kevin: ...I have no comprehension of what just happened.
  • His gag in “Scooby Doo but it’s a weird PS2 game” about how angry the newer Scooby-Doo theme makes him. He sings it with a few appropriate guitar strums as a red filter intensifies over the footage. When he reaches the “na na na” part, he storms off and almost begins yelling the lyrics, holding his guitar as if he’s going to club someone with it.
  • According to Kevin, he had to take Irish (Gaeilge) in school for 12 years; and after all that, he only knows how to say "An bhfuil cead agam dul amach go dtí an leithreas, más é do thoil é?" ("Can I go to the bathroom, please?").

     Detroit: Become Human 

  • Joking that Kara was hit by a car-a. And shipping her with Ralph.
  • Considering how horrible of a person Todd is, Kevin keeps hoping that he can have Kara kill him.
  • When Markus is being interrogated, Kevin suggests to have Connor talk to him — from android to android. He'll say 1100111 to him, even if it's pretty raunchy. Then Connor enters the room and Kevin plays some erotic music. note 
    Kevin: *in flirty voice* Hey, buddy. 1100110...!
  • He absolutely detests North, and ends up confused when she seems to jump between hating and liking Markus within scenes. When he ends up getting North killed, Kevin is incredibly happy and says the scene needs appropriate music. He replays the scene while Because I'm Happy plays.

     Twitch Sings 

  • Anytime Kevin performs a duet with someone, the chat 'ships it'.
  • Kevin misspelling 'piano' as 'paino'.
  • Kevin recorded himself singing "Love Is An Open Door" off-screen, and then performed a duet with himself, all while both recordings flatter the other Kevin. One comment in the chat hits the nail on the head.
    That's the most Kevin thing you have done.
  • When he ends up picking songs that he vaguely knows, but not what the lyrics of the song actually are. This includes songs like Heard It Through The Grapevine or any Barry White song.
  • Kevin sings Hallelujah...and seems utterly confused by some of the lyrics. note 
  • When Kevin did Twitch Sings for around 7 hours to collect money for charity, he duets with people that terrify him (like when singing Bad Guy), break his voice (singing Bohemian Rhapsody on his own) and otherwise leave him suffering. (Changing the lyrics of Let It Be to 'let it end')

     The Sims 4 with Jim Pickens 

  • Meta:
    • The fact that the series started off with an unrelated Sim, Urp John, having children with as many women as possible, only to be completely taken over when Jim Pickens appears a few videos in.
      • Also the escalation of events with Jim Pickens as the main focus. It went from a womanizer to Jim Pickens starting to imprison Sims in his basement for money-making schemes, killing Sims in ways to get the Grim Reaper to show up and romance him; Jim ends up in a relationship with a different Grim Reaper, while having flings on the side for the sake of getting money and 'emptying' pretty houses to move into; Jim becoming a vampire and using his prisoners as a personal blood-bank, repeated neglecting of children; eventually a battle royale with Shrek The Ogre winning and joining the family and moving into ''Strangerville', where Shrek ends up with the goal of impregnating the entire neighborhood.
    • Kevin used a face-cam in the first few videos. As soon as Jim Pickens became controllable, the face-cam stopped appearing. And when the Get Famous expansion pack released and Jim Pickens used his prisoners to make content videos, this actually resulted in the theory that Kevin was a prisoner of the real-life Jim Pickens, and the videos were forced to be made like in-game.
    • Kevin pointing out that he's pretty sure The Sims creators are watching his videos because they keep patching things shortly after they happen in his published videos! Jim Pickens had Father Winter join his club Jim's Cult and the two had WooHoo, only for a patch resulting in Father Winter not becoming joinable for clubs anymore. Because 'Father Winter has been naughty'. On a similar note, after Kevin had Jim Pickens throw a Death Day holiday where Sims were encouraged to go swimming in a pool in the middle of winter, holidays were patched.
      Kevin: I know you are watching my videos! Even if you don't acknowledge my tweets!
  • Sims 4 But I Am An Impostor has Jim realize he looks incredibly similar to a nearby neighbor. Jim decides to kill this guy and infiltrate the family in a disguise, so as to get their money. But this Sim keeps spawning and turning up alive, despite having been burned, drowned, or otherwise killed.
  • Kevin having Jim steal Christmas from several neighbors, including singing a rendition of You're a mean one, Mister Grinch.
    You're a mean one, Mr Jim
    You really are a heel!
    You're as cuddly as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel
    Mr Jim
    You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
  • A Sim keeps telling Jim off for using their kitchen, with Kevin claiming that Jim's just trying to bake a cake for them. He keeps trying until the Sim has enough and throws Jim out of the house.
  • Kevin keeping two Father Winters prisoner in Jim's home.
  • The absolutely hilarious way children are neglected, abandoned, or ignored in the Pickens household. And the fact that Jim's rare, and mean, interactions with children tend to be autonomous just adds hilarity to it.
  • The Extreme Violence mod having autonomous killing activated, and Kevin being horrified that Jim is actually killing Sims without being instructed to.
    Kevin: *hears revving noise* What? *sees Jim killing a Sim with a chainsaw* No, no, no, no! I didn't tell him to do that! I was just adjusting my camera...!
  • Jim repeatededly slapping a child Sim.
  • Jim killing a Sim by choking him. While Jim is naked. And then proceeds to dance near the corpse, still naked.
  • When vampire Jim prepares the drink to cure vampirism and turn himself back into a normal human, after much in-game time that actually get treated as years, Kevin mentions that this will be a change for Jim. He hasn't needed the bathroom in ages or seen his own reflection in years.
    Kevin: He's seen himself less than... I was gonna say he has seen himself less than his son has, but I think his son has still seen him less than Jim himself.
  • Exploring Jim Pickens' past as therapy sessions.
  • First Name Pickens becomes a drug dealer. That alone is already hilarious — and fitting, given what a miserable life he's had, and complaining to Jim about never managing to make friends.
  • While trying to set up a drug deal, Kevin needs First Name to get friendly with several Sims, so they will sell the drugs to him. Kevin complains about needing to become friendly with all these people and wonders what their deal is. Then shows a mini-montage of him opening up various of his videos with "Hey there, friends".
  • Jim and Grim are finally getting married, not counting that odd glitch-fest in a previous episode that required a pre-wedding save to be loaded. The keyboard plays old-timey music, which Kevin ends up drowning out by playing more romantic music as a montage of Jim and Grim's relationship goes on — the two kissing, laughing with each other, the Grim Reaper beating Jim up for killing too many people.
Kevin: Could you stop playing your wedding music over our wedding music?
  • Jim Pickens opens a zombie restaurant. That's bad enough on its own. The best part is when Kevin leaves for a few minutes to answer the door and comes back to the game — several Sims are dead. And he wasn't even recording those few minutes, so nobody gets to see what actually happened.
  • Dick Pickens returns to his son's life — since he got bitten by a vampire at the end of Sims 3, he remained alive after so many, many years, despite his son having spent quite some time as a vampire himself.
    Kevin: It makes sense, and there are no plot holes whatsoever. *laughs while a Marvel Studios logo is plastered over his face*
  • It's time for father and son — Dick and Jim Pickens — to take care of the zombie apocalypse. Kevin plays a montage of Jim and Dick shooting zombies, while playing uplifting music.
  • Then comes the time for the two long-imprisoned Santas to fight to the death! Kevin cures both of them of their zombification because having zombies fight is not fun, as they wouldn't feel fear. He realizes that he's having Santas fight to the death...
    Kevin: Hm, this is getting weird... No, this got weird a long time ago, actually. This is just normal now. (This is actually pretty tame)
  • The duel to the death of the two Santas! Five challenges, and whoever wins three out of five gets to live.
    • First Trial: A common fight in a little battlecage with three rounds. The one that wins two out of three will be deemed the winner of the first trial. And since clothes can lead to advantages both of them will be fighting in the nude. Kevin will commentate the fight. The winner is Clement.
      Kevin: *covering his eyes* I see a lot of things I don't wanna see!
    • Second Trial: Three games of chess. And since clothes can lead to an advantage when playing chess, both will remain nude. Kevin focuses the camera on them playing chess. This is thrilling. Ryland wins the second challenge.
    • Third Trial: A dance battle, with Jim being the DJ. In the nude, of course. Clement wins that round. And then Jim proves to be the real master of the dancefloor — by doing a backflip and landing on his face.
    • Fourth Trial: Sparring against the sparring robot. Whoever lasts longer is the winner. It's a tie because they are evenly matched against the robot.
    • Fifth Trial: Basketball. Ryland must win this to remain alive...! And he misses the basket. With Clement rubbing it in by successfully throwing the ball into the basket, laughing at his victory.
    • Since Clement is the designated winner, it is time for Ryland to die — by being eaten by Clement! Who has to eat both plates to be deemed the winner, though Kevin is surprised that Clement doesn't hesitate or seem to mind to have to eat his fellow Father Winter.
      Kevin: 'Chat with Ryland'? He's not there! He's dead! What are you doing? It's like he's talking to himself while eating. ...I think he's in denial.
  • Jim wants to show his sick tail to his dad.
    Kevin: Don't we all. ...???
  • Kevin adds himself to the Pickens family...and immediately dies by getting run over by car with the Extreme Violence mod. He didn't even step foot inside the house yet!
  • With the Discover University expansion pack, Jim goes to college! Kevin wants him to experience the full college student stick, so he sends him there with only 5,000§. Kevin actually enjoys struggling with finances because it requires him to think up schemes to get money — like through ghost paintings and hostages, uh, 'roommates'.
  • Jim impregnates a fellow college student. Shortly after, he gets abducted by aliens. Kevin becomes worried that Jim got pregnant from that encounter and starts to focus heavily on watching Jim's stomach. Jim does end up being pregnant from his little encounter.
    Kevin: I have been at college for a whole week and I've gotten myself and another Sim pregnant already!
  • Kevin brings in Turg, his Mii for his Switch account... who has impossible features that lead to Gonk being considered the height of beauty. And uses Turg to repopulate the neighborhood because Jim has killed off most of the townies. Turg ends up having 14 children and then dying from unclear circumstances.
  • The Sims 4 But Eco Lifestyle Was A Bad Idea counts as a soft-reset to the saga of Jim Pickens in the Sims 4. Jim sees Turg's 14 children and becomes annoyed with them and his housemates. Jim builds a rocket, hides in a bunker, and drops an A-bomb onto the neighborhood! Merely one year later, Turg's ghost meets Jim and moves in.

     The Walking Dead 

Season 1

  • Treats Lee tripping over things and slipping on blood as a Running Gag.
  • After getting through the introductory section of Season 1 by pushing the car out of the way, the car moves and everyone driving away.
    Kevin: Oh, good, we're outta here. I can start being a dick to people now.
  • As soon as Duck appears, Kevin says he can't wait to let this kid die.
    Lee: You gotta do what you can to survive.
    Shawn: Like put a gun to [Duck's] head and pull the trigger?
    Kevin: Yes.
    Shawn: Fuck that, man.
    Kevin: We'll see how you feel about that again after an hour with Duck.
  • After Duck and Shawn get attacked by Walkers — and Kevin does nothing, leading to Duck being rescued by Kenny and Shawn bitten — Duck can still be heard screaming several times after the danger is over.
    Kevin: Duck, will you stop screaming? It's over.
    Duck: *high-pitched screech*
    Kevin: Oh my god, is he still screaming? Stop...!
  • Kevin realizing the dairy people are keeping Mark locked in a room behind a bookcase, he mentions how he's well-versed in such a thing because he's done it himself in the Sims 4, with Jim Pickens' prisoners.
  • He chooses to leave Lily behind.
    Lilly: I'll die out here.
    Kevin: Good.

Season 2

  • After having Clementine kill Sam the dog, Kevin lampshades and jokes about the Double Standard the comment section will have about this. That killing a human has the comment think it's funny, but a dog will enrage them. Especially when Luke is appalled that Clementine killed a dog, even if it attacked her.
    Luke: Still... you don't... you don't kill dogs.
    Kevin: That's pretty much a preview of the comment section.
  • Absolutely disgusted by Clementine's self-surgery, Kevin says he doesn't want to make anyone watch this, so he'll instead make a fun montage of it. Cue him zooming onto the self-surgery and playing Don't Stop Me Now.

Season 3

  • Seeing the flashback of what happened to Kenny after the end of Season 2 really disappoints Kevin. He continues to feel this way, even when Mariana gets shot in the head.
    Mariana gets shot between the eyes
    Kevin: Jesus Christ!! ...sorry, I was still thinking about Kenny. But, yeah, the kid's dead.
  • Mocking Gabe in Season 3, and repeatedly re-using his odd 'Pudding!' shout.
    Gabe: Man, this is—PUDDING!
  • He was still in the middle of playing Season 3 when the news hit that Telltale Studios was shutting down. Kevin opened the last video of that season up by mentioning this fact in a post-recording and mocking it.
  • The last video has him encounter the Talking Walker easter egg. Kevin is utterly confused.

Season 4

  • Kevin ends up pleasantly shocked when AJ shoots Marlon.
    Kevin: Yes! That's my boy!
  • Purposefully giving mixed messages to Louis for the sake of being a jerk. Kevin has Clementine ignore Louis, only to turn around and choose to spend time with him, carving a heart around their initials on the piano and then telling him that they are friends.
  • Season 4 ends with Kevin and 0% other players leaving Violet feeling insecure.

     TLC Reactions 
  • Kevin watches an episode of "Extreme Cheapskate" focusing on a man named Greg who goes on a date, and by the end of it, Kevin is very tired of his crap.
    • "THe OnLy KrOnk I KnOw TalKs liKe ThIs!"
    • Despite being an "extreme cheapskate", Greg somehow thought buying a lowrider car is important. How did he get the money to buy it? By putting ointment in his butt during a clinical study.
    Kevin: On or in? (referring to where he's putting it in his butt.)
    • While most of the decoration in Greg's house is pretty disturbing, two miniature cow figures are shown to have some pretty uninterested looks on their faces.
    • The revelation that Greg is charging his roommates rent even though he's living there for free.
     Hitman 

Hitman 2016

  • In the tutorial mission, Kevin enters a kitchen and devises a plan to poison the target by throwing a lead hammer into the soup. He then tries to dispose of a fire extinguisher so that nobody can "extinguish" the poison.
  • Kevin repeatedly annoys a news reporter by walking in front of the camera, culminating in him strangling the reporter in front of everyone.
    Kevin: Snap that neck! There we go, hope you got that on camera, ya tool.
  • Upon seeing the pale, bald model Helmut Kruger, Kevin declares him to be Voldemort and immediately tries to disguise himself as him. When he finally does get to be "Voldemort," he starts voicing him as a 1920's mobster.
    Kevin: Voldemort, see? Stick 'em up! Pretty sure that's how Voldemort acted, right?
  • After completing the Sapienza mission, Kevin accidentally commits a hit-and-run at the last minute when he tries to exit the mission by car, causing Agent 47 to run over a pedestrian during the cutscene.

Hitman 3

The game's VR mode proves to be a bit buggy. When Kevin tries to garrote an NPC, the fiber wire fails to connect several times, and causes the NPC's body to flail about spectacularly when it finally works. It then sends the guy flying into the sky for no apparent reason.
Kevin: Yeah, just how I envisioned it would happen. And now he goes to Heaven. Goodbye! *Laughs*
  • In one episode, Kevin installs a number of mods to the game, including:
    • A mod that causes nearby NPCs to suddenly catch fire when they get close to Agent 47, coupled with another mod that makes them all follow him as closely as possible.
    • A mod that changes 47's face to a comically unnerving Slasher Smile.
    • A jump button, which Kevin uses to get onto the Miami racetrack and take selfies with the oncoming cars.
    • A low-gravity mod that causes corpses to float away, requiring Kevin to shoot them back down with his pistol in order to retrieve their disguises
  • Kevin uses the Following mod to bring the entirety of the map's population into a single room in an attempt to take them all out in one big explosion, which fails when the sheer density of the crowd ends up shielding most of the people from the blast. He then tries to gun them all down, only to run out of ammo and resort to pulling each NPC off of a balcony one by one. The whole experience takes over 10 minutes, and abruptly ends when a guard manages to kill 47 despite not visibly hitting him.

     Other Reactions 

  • Kevin reacts to a TV show called Mountain Monsters: Bigfoot Edition, since he unsuccessfully tried hunting Bigfoot in a previous video (he played a bootleggy Bigfoot hunting game) and is content to leave it to the "professionals" aka a bunch of delusional old southern men.
    • Kevin being terrified at the prospect of Bigfoot reading his thoughts, since he doesn't want anybody to know what's goin on "up here".
    • Kevin having sympathy for Bigfoot since the hunters are hunting him "just because he has big feet". Before realizing that he has big feet.
    Kevin: Oh my god. They're coming for me.
    • Kevin laughing at the fact that the hunters always faceplant while running in the forest.
    Kevin: How many times are they gonna fall over?
    • The Fridge Logic that Bigfoot being able to read minds, possess people and jump from mountain to mountain basically makes him invincible and thus unable to be captured or killed by normal means (which the rednecks are trying to do).
    • One of the Bigfoot hunters is an old Marine veteran named "Wild Bill" with No Indoor Voice who even Kevin describes as a lunatic.
    • Kevin pointing out how the "Expert Tracker" takes all night to find their missing security guard named Huckleberry.
    • Kevin saying that Huckleberry's probably stripped down and has greased himself up. Guess what state the Bigfoot hunters find Huck in?
    • He finally realizes that Huckleberry's their security guard, when up to this point he'd just held a shotgun and got possessed by Bigfoot.
    • "What about that trap you set up earlier with the bridge? That was just kinda abandoned?"
  • For 2021's Christmas Special, Kevin gathered a bunch of subpar free Christmas movies and reacted to them on Christmas Day.
    • The first movie Kevin watches is "Santa's Bootcamp", which in Kevin's words is "a movie about kids who have to save Christmas, but it's on behalf of a tyrant and the elves all just want equal rights and to include everyone but they're the bad guys in a story".
    • Kevin pointing out that 20 year olds are among the people who visit the Mall Santa, including one who's looking for dating advice.
    • What is the real Santa's response to a bunch of kids assaulting a Mall Santa? Kidnapping them and pressuring them to do forced labor of course!
    • Kevin rightly calling Santa a psychopath for capturing 6 kids in retaliation for his Elves going strike.
    Kevin: Santa, I think it's time for some self-reflection this Christmas. He's a literal slave driver and he's like "These damn kids are ruining Christmas!".

     Spiderman 

Spider-Man (2000)

  • Kevin is just swinging around as Spider-Man in the tutorial level until this happens. Kevin is rightfully confused.
    • His reactions to Venom and Spider-Man's as their chase takes them through an office building.
    • At the beginning of the second part, Kevin decides to sort out an sound issue and then he finds that the only clip they used is Mysterio screaming no.
    • As Spider-Man fights off lizardmen, he falls off the train due to something else opening on Kevin's monitor.
    • During the battle with Mysterio, Spidey quips about his foe's fashion sense as he's getting blasted by lasers. Kevin is having none of it.
    Kevin: Stop going on about his fashion sense. He is killing us.
    • During the Daily Bugle level, Kevin struggles with fighting the symbioties which is not helped by the elevator killing him to his dismay.
    Kevin : No! You stupid game! Is this meant to happen or is it just buggy?

Spider-Man 3

  • Kevin's reaction to the famous intro scene as he fails twice. Once it's due to Kevin stating he's not sure if he wants to save the woman and the second time? Kevin somehow believes the prompt to be space instead of the mouse button.
    Kevin: What was the button again? Was it just space? (Spider-Man falls flat to the ground as the bomb explodes.)
  • The battle with the New Goblin are filled with laughs.
    • In the console version, not only does Kevin have to endure an five minute glider (That according to Kevin, looks like Harry and Peter are doing the tango.) but he gets hit by an taxi and then he's hit by another one of Harry's bombs.
    • Both of these exchanges between Harry and Kevin.
    Harry : Pathetic.
    Kevin : Let's be honest here, we're both pathetic in this one. (Peter dies.)
    Harry : (In an almost monotone voice.) Well that was fun.
    Kevin : I'm glad you think so because it definitely wasn't fun for me dude.
    • In the Wii version, Peter manages to get on the glider only to somehow slip off the glider, do some flips and then return to holding onto the glider for dear life. It needs to be seen to be believed. Kevin's reaction is what sells it.
    Kevin : What? Wha..? What was that?

     Sims: Life Stories 

     The Movies 
  • Kevin’s first movie, Killjoy runs into various issues with his staff alcoholics, stunts failing and then right before the movie is finished, his director quits.
  • Killjoy itself is a humorous adventure but the best part is the ending with Jim indeed killing Joy before howling at the sky like a werewolf.
  • Everything to do with Pennydumb the clown in the second Killjoy movie Kevin makes.
  • Deciding to take a break from the Killjoy franchise, Kevin decides to produce a buddy cop movie. Unfortunately it’s plauged with numerous problems including his star Jim Pickens quitting even when he’s literally on his last scene.
  • The movie itself, The Pickens Police is a riot of a movie:
    • Angered to be assigned a parther, Jim decides to seduce the captain to change his mind. it doesn’t work.
    • Jim and his partner find the bad guy in a bar and fight him. But not with guns but with bananas.
    • The climax has Jim’s partner try to defuse a bomb that Jim himself planted. Then she realizes something:
    Jim’s Partner: By god. This is a type of bomb that can’t be deactivated. He tricked me! (Bomb explodes sending Jim’s partner flying.)
    • The movie ends with Jim being declared a good cop in spite of the fact that he strangled someone, had no devolpment as a character and even got his partner killed.

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