Funny / Breakout Kings

• "Who farted?"
• Lloyd playing Foosball
  • Lloyd is pretty much a walking Funny Moments.
  Lloyd: Actually, cancer is a disease. You have a psychosexual disorder that manifests itself in deviant behaviour, so in short, you are... disgusting.
• When Lloyd and Charlie have to share a hotel room. With only one good bed. And Lloyd likes to sleep ''au naturale''
• Ray using Xavier Price to break his fall when he jumps out the window.
• Lloyd versus the prison psychiatrist:
  Lloyd: Who I am? I'm a graduate of Harvard University, and Harvard Med Class of 1993. Where did you matriculate?
  Shrink: The University of Illinois.
  Lloyd: Hmm. State school.
• Lloyd's objections to Ray's hostage plan:
  Lloyd: What about HIS gun, Ray? His gun wasn't unloaded!
  Ray: (pause) That's a fair criticism.
• From the Season two Preview:
  Shea: (watching Ray and Charlie have an arguement in Charlie's office): Somethin's goin' down.
  Lloyd: Oh, I can translate that. (bad Italian accent; as Ray holds out his hands to each side) I once-a ate a canoli this-a big-a!
  Erica: (as Charlie points to himself and then Ray): Do you know how handsome I am? I am very handsome. You? Not so much.
• From the second season premiere:
  Lloyd: Where did you get the vanilla body lotion?
  Erica: I don’t have vanilla body lotion.
  Lloyd: My God, that is your natural scent. Woman, you smell like cake.
• From "Self Help":
  Shea: So once again this is about your little crazy girlfriend, okay?
  Loyd: Okay, if you refer to her like that again, I will be all over you like a honey badger out of a burlap sack. And you'll win the fight, Shea, but I will do some damage.