Funny / Bray Wyatt

Wyatt letting out his inner Eric Bischoff: "B-b-bray is in control!"

Sure, the Wyatt Family was a frighting stable, and the Firefly Fun House might be secretly a creepy place of misery, but at least Bray would try to be silly sometimes, right?

• At one point during a feud with Roman Reigns, one of their confrontations devolved into a brawl through the crowd. In a brawl through the crowd, foreign objects are pretty commonplace. What you don't expect to happen, is for Bray to grab hold of a cameraman and literally use him as a projectile.
• While it is a little creepy, Bray Wyatt's Firefly Fun House from the April 22, 2019 episode of Raw is a beautiful example of surreal humour. Bray Wyatt as Mr Rogers is brilliant.
  • Episode 2: The word of the day is "Sociopath".
  • Episode 11(?): [1] Bray's trying to tell the Fireflies something important, only to be interrupted by "The Boss" (the Vince McMahon puppet), who chews him out for rumors about him challenging Seth Rollins or Braun Strowman at Hell in a Cell, claiming that they're very important to the company. How does Bray get him to stop? By pulling out a stack of cash that he's made and feeding it to him.
    • When Bray is talking about he "embraced the value of teamwork", joining all his puppet friends, Rambling Rabbit pops up holding a sign saying "HELP". Bray casually pushes him back down again.
• His promo for the Firefly Fun House box that has him showing off the contents inside like "Horrible reminders of my checkered past!" (Super!), paper cutouts ("Make sure to ask your parents first before you use scissors... or chainsaws.") and of course, "STICKERSSSSS!!!!!"
• WWE decided to cash in on the Yule Log genre of videos in 2019 by making a six hour one based off Firefly Fun House. Sure, there’s the occasional Fiend jumpscare, but that’s kinda expected, right?
• Despite it being a very deep Deconstruction of John Cena's entire career, the Firefly Fun House match at WrestleMania 36 is balls to the walls insanity, making Cena relive his career and then some. to break it down:
  • After John comes to the ring in an empty arena at the WWE Performance Center, he tries to give Vince McMahon's iconic "Welcome to WrestleMania!" only to be interrupted. Bray then says that Gods, monsters, angels and demons are neighbors in the Funhouse, giving us a fun visual to explain it.◊
  • When it replicates John Cena's first match in the WWE against Kurt Angle (with Bray standing in as Kurt), Cena tries to shout out "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION!" and sock Bray in the face, but Bray dodges every single time. After a few tries, Bray decides to sing, "You can look but you can't touch~!"
  • The next scene is based on Saturday Night Main Event, and Bray Wyatt is hamming it up and introducing "Johnny Largemeat" which is Cena constantly curling weights all while Bray makes very very sharp jabs about being popular just by having muscles and how people will adore you even if you lack wrestling skills.
    • Abby the Witch's Jaw Drop at "Johnny Largemeat's" ever-faster bicep curls.
  • Pictured above, Bray as Eric Bischoff, on a recreation of WCW Monday Nitro. And he and "Hollywood" John Cena do the "Too Sweet" sign as a high-five.
  • Towards the climax, the Boss (who's on commentary beside Mercy the Buzzard, who's dressed as the "Macho Man" Randy Savage) exclaims "It's such good shit!", completely uncensored.^ExplanationAround the time of the event, it was reported that this exact phrase was used by Vince McMahon to defend any questionable creative ideas he had, or to congratulate any wrestler that went ahead and did said questionable idea.
• Abby the Witch turning out to be pretty foul-mouthed.
  Abby: After what he did to us, Randy Orton can go [bleep] himself.
  Alexa: Hey! There's no foul language allowed in the Fun House! Ten cents in the swear jar for you, Abby!
  Abby: Excuse me? You can go [bleep] yourself, too.
  Alexa: *gasps* Yowie wowie!
• Not long after his return to WWE in 2022 he got into a bit of a conflict with L.A. Knight where he ended up headbutting Knight. A week after this, Bray comes out to the ring to apologize. Knight interrupts, slaps Bray and calls it even. Then, when Bray attempts to shake his hand, Knight sucker-slaps him a second time before running off. There's a brief interview spot where Knight appears to leave the arena, then a commercial break^note Eagle-eyed viewers would have noticed an ominous silver mask floating in the background for a moment before disappearing. The break ends and Smackdown returns to Knight unconscious with an absurd amount of assorted bric-a-brac piled on top of him.