- Any video about Francis.
Francis: And if you shit-talk me one more time, I'm gonna put roofies in your goddamn coffee again, so shut the fuck up!David: What do you mean, again?Francis: Yeah that's right, fuck you, David!
- Especially these lines from the video "FRANCIS RAGES AT MARIO MAKER":
Francis: Want to play some Mario Maker or something?
- Also in "FRANCIS BURIES HIS WII U BECAUSE OF NINTENDO SWITCH":
Francis' sister: You just buried your Wii!Francis [beat] Oh, goddammit!
- Disney Infinity Cancelled!
Francis: How do you not know the difference between Mickey Mouse and a Mario brother?!
- When his sister dumps all his Nintendo Amiibo figures in the trash, mistaking them for Infinity figures.
- Jessy's 2012 presidential bid explains Jessy's unique take on education in public schools:Jessy: Some of my opponents feel we shouldn't teach Evolution in schools. And another of my opponents feel we shouldn't teach Creationism either. I say let's not teach 'em a damn thing. Let 'em figure it out on their own. My fourteen-year old boy believes you get pregnant by kissin' and that we actually live inside the Matrix and that God and the Easter Bunny are the same damn thing. Who's to say he's wrong?
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