- The entire pizza scene, for being so ridiculously over the top if nothing else.
- When Agent Gray is coaching "Detective Malone", how to behave like a criminal.Agent Gray: You have to look, act, and even think like a criminal. And you're gonna have to change your speech patterns too. Most criminals like to use slang terminology, and profanity, and so forth, especially with regard to police and authority figures.Miles: Oh, you mean like, "Shut the hell up you dick-less FBI..."Agent Gray: Okay that's right, that'll do.Miles: You stupid-ass...Agent Gray: That'll do.Miles: No, You tight-ass...Agent Gray: Enough!
- Poor Deacon and Tulley.Deacon: What's going on?!Tulley: I never know what's going on!
Funny / Blue Streak