- "This base will explod in 60 seconds."
- Hurling a mook so far he bounces off the skybox.
- Several of Spencer's quips in the sequel.
- I'll send you the bill later!
- That looked like it hurt!
- "GO LONG, SON!"
- "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"
- In an OST track for Rearmed, this was voiced as part of a fake trailer for the game. This line is screeched in a faux-Nazi German accent. It sounds as funny as you'd think it would.
- When beginning the fight with the Mohole boss: "Is that a long life bar or are you just happy to see me?"
- In Rearmed, the hacked calls between the enemy commander and his private are quite humorous.
- Rearmed 2, if you cancel out a Death from above attack on an elevator, Spencer starts yelling. a lot. here is a video of the glitch in action.
Funny / Bionic Commando