Priorities, Mitch
General
- The opening titles containing the credit "Created By An Idiot."
- Her whiny voice for Eddie
- Mitch's obsession with Burgers.
- Mitch's Dog Hatred.
- Mitch’s negligent parenting.
- “Hobie’s with his mother!”
- Referring to Jeremy Jackson’s Hobie as "Hobie 2" along with multiple jokes about replacing him with a “Hobie 3”.
- Calling Mitch's mentor "Lifeguard One Day From Retirement"
- MY SAVE!
- Her dopey voice for Mitch.
- Her voice for Cody is even dopier.
- "I'm a sex symbol!"
- The sheer absurdity of Doctor Shark.
- Her voice for Caroline that eventually sounds like a deranged Miss Piggy.
- Caroline’s slow burn freak out screams.
- Referring to Matt as Eyebrows and giving him a stereotypical French accent.
- The Best of Baywatching (So Far)
. An entire video filled with CMOF.
Specifics
- "First, a recap of season one. (Cue image of Mitch eating some photoshopped-in cheeseburgers while Alison makes omnomnom noises)"
- Allison likening Eddie and Harvey to walking mummy's curses.
- "The Sky Is Falling" cuts to a small girl building a large sand castle.Baywatching!Eddie: She buried me! Heeeelp!
- Her joy at Pamela Anderson's introduction: Playing a Sax by the riverside for no real reason.
- From the same episode: She loves the fact that Mitch Bucannon has an old-timey prospecting uncle.
- Her reaction to Eddie being around still in season 2. "Thank God the little pants-wetter is around for another season. My otherwise horrible material is saved!"
- Calling the surfing villains of one episode Surf Ninjas.
- Mocking said Surf Ninjas' idiotic plot to block off people from their beach with barbed wire.
- Allison occasionally pulls out weird ways of emphasizing or saying words even without using funny voices. An early favorite, from Message in a Bottle:"Newmie still has a great package."
- At one point in "Now Sit Right Back and You'll Hear a Tale" the video cuts to Mitch laying on a couch with a bunch of Photoshopped burgers while watching Knight Rider.
- The climax of "Coronado De Soul" being quietly underscored with the Ghostbusters theme.
- For "The Chamber", which is a Clip Show, she forgoes talking about the recycled clips in favor of a montage of Eddie suffering Amusing Injuries that she photoshopped together based on suggestions from her Twitter followers. Every single one is gold.
- This exchange after Shauni storms off in a huff:Baywatching!John: That's why they call me John Divorce Cort.Baywatching!Eddie: We're not married yet.Baywatching!John: Preemptive strike.
- In "Tequila Bay" when Stephanie and Mitch try to rescue the same person.Allison: Shortly after this shot, the two of them pulled this man apart like a wishbone.Smash to Black; SNAP!Baywatching!Mitch: I got the bigger half! My save!
- In one episode Allison refers to Slade and Eyebrows as Captain Cardboard and Sacre Dumbass.
- In an episode involving jade smugglers, Allison photoshops large amounts of jade jewelry onto Neely in one scene, and has her proclaiming that the smugglers "got away"
- In "Home is Where the Heat Is", Neely gets this iconic line: "While you were studying the blade, I was mastering telepathy!"
- As if Allison's covering of Bash at the Beach, the crossover episode with WCW, wasn't enough, Allison has her first Crossover video on Baywatching, bringing on Jay and Steve/V1 from OSW Review and Phelous for an hour long Baywatching video. To have the respective styling of Baywatching and OSW Review mix together is a sight to see, as is the chemistry between the four hosts.
- Summer suspects Matt is cheating with former girlfriend Jessie.Baywatching!Summer: Time to throw down, bitch!
- "The Incident" gives us this exchange:Baywatching!Stephanie: If you ruin my chances of living vicariously through Cody, I swear I will chop you up into little pieces, store you in a freezer, and stick you into Mitch's world-famous chili!Baywatching!Caroline: You wouldn't!Baywatching!Stephanie: Oh, yeah? Where do you think that little bitch-boy Trevor went?Cut to Caroline sitting on some rocks and sobbing, then Mitch walks up.Baywatching!Mitch: Hey, heard you asking about my world-famous chili.
- This bit from "Sail Away":Ryan: Joey has relatives.Mitch: What?Baywatching!Mitch: I thought I killed them all.
- The reveal of "Last Breath" explaining why the killer accidently killed his family, as succintly summarized by Allison after she laughed her head off:Allison: Tale as old as time. This guy killed his whole family because they said his brother was better at maths! You can't really blame him!
- This bit from "Buried" when Donna learn that's she suspended from lifeguard duty:Baywatching!Sam: Not so fast, Harlot! The Chief say you're a loose cannon, so you're suspended from the force. Turn in your bathing suit and your lip gloss.Baywatching!Donna: What I'm going to tell to the kids on the trip ?Baywatching!Sam:...You're not going on the trip, you're suspended.Baywatching!Donna: ...Like in mid-air ?
- In "Baywatch (2017), after a recurring issue in the movie where the female characters are basically helpless and personality free:Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ: We love being characters!Random Bad Guy pulls a gun on them: What the fuck is going on?!Baywatching!Stephanie and Baywatching!CJ: Come save us Matt and Mitch!Random Bad Guy gets knocked out from behindBaywatching!Summer: How 'bout a real man?
