Funny / Battle of the Bulge

• In spite of the seriousness of the situation. Hessler's jab at General Kohler and the shows "wonder weapon" models he's shown, is a little funny.
  Col. Hessler: It's a very beautiful model, General. It proves that the Germans are still the world's best toy makers.
• Sgt. Guffy and Louise bickering while splitting up their profits.
  Sgt. Guffy: Here's your half, 320 dollars, now what'd you make?
  Louise: 1,230 dollars.
  Sgt. Guffy: Oh? Whatta you been sellin? I don't see much stock gone.
  Louise: Take it.
  Sgt. Guffy: I won't take it until I know how you made it! What do you think I am?
  Louise: What do you think I am!
  • An Guffy's initial reaction to Louise explanation that he must be in love with her.
  Sgt. Guffy: (walks by the chicken box trying to think only to be interrupted by one of the chicken's cackles) Shattup! (kicks the box)
• One word: "NUTS!"

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