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  • Dark Schneider along with Princess Sheila and Bon Jovina's knights find a Minotaur in Gara's ninja stronghold.
    Dark Schneider: Bon Jovina, while you hold off that Minotaur, Sheila and I will climb up this ladder!
    Bon Jovina: What?!
    Knights: Do you take us for fools, you coward?!
    Dark Schneider: Am I supposed to tell you how to do your jobs?? Protecting your princess is your duty as knights, is it not?
    Bon Jovina: Of course! Go forth, men! We shall prove our Valor as knights of Metali-cana!
    (They move to flank the Minotaur)
    Dark Schneider: Heh, stupid apes.

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