Funny / Awesomenauts

• One of Ted McPain's help lines is "Don't make me Rage Quit!".
• The icon for Sentient Rock. That sad, derpy face is already pretty funny, but it's made so much better by the "FEELS".
• The Rockstar announcer has a special line for those who quit.
  Zippy Starburst: Get out of my audience!
  • A few other announcers get pretty mean when a player leaves. Considering that the amount of rage quitters is a common complaint about the game, this is probably intentional.
  SUSI: All his belongings have been placed in a box. And then incinerated.
  Voltar: HA! A rage quitter! How sad.
  Ghosthouse: One flees the fields in terror!
• Not Seaweed^note It isn't.
• The Voltar Announcer is especially funny. He flip-flops between what team he's cheering for based on who's winning, constantly blames you and your teammates if something bad happens, and congratulates himself for being such a great team leader if you win.
• Flavor text can be weird sometimes, but Ksenia's Bobcat really takes the cake.
  Note from management: what is this bob cat doing here? Jenny please remove it and clean up that dinosaur pee in aisle #1 while you're at it!
• One of Sentry's taunts.
  Sentry: Your refrigerator is running. Why aren't you?
• Scoop's line for a killing spree.
  Scoop: Now THAT'S what I call "snowballing"!
  • In fact, that oneliner was so awesome, they gave him a Twinkle Smile while saying it in his voice reveal video.
• The Wildlife Announcer, for the dissonance of having the match calmly narrated by a man who views the carnage as a nature documentary.
  "Hidden away from prying eyes, we discover a lush ecosystem of violence."
• Part of the store description for Kunoichi Dizzy.
  There, she met with Noodle Smiggs, a man with a terrible name but mythical Aqua-Fu skills.