Funny / Ascension: Chronicle of the Godslayer

• If you can get past the blocky font used for the flavor texts of Mechana cards, you may find yourself giggling at some of the sillier lines:
  • Grease Monk
  Dozens lost each week while ensuring a frictionless world.
  • Reactor Monk
  Core power output up 20%. Monk mortality rate up 20%.
  • Scrabbling Squad
  Double word score.
  • Autobuilder 5.0
  Patch Notes: Fixed bug causing builder to harvest organics for material.
  • Personal Wormhole
  Caution: Do not insert head.
  • Secluded Laboratory
  Responsible for some of Hedron's greatest technological advances... and even greater explosions.
• Later expansions lighten the mood a little bit. For example, the Borderland Nihilist has the flavor text "We believe in nothing!" Its heroic version, Borderland Mercenary, likewise has "Where's the money?"