- Doris Badass Boast to Oliver is both funny and awesome.: Im a lady so dont call me dude.
- In episode 4, Doris feeds Taylor and Oliver disgustingly repulsive Korean food and says they can't leave the table until they've finished their bowl. Oliver drinks it in one and Doris admits that it's an "impressive stomach for a white child", with a look of genuine surprise on her face.
- "She's using a small bottle of Purell to Purell a larger bottle of Purell."
Funny / American Housewife