Funny / Adam Sandler

• The entirety of his iconic 1993 audio skit "Toll Booth Willie".
  Willie: Fuck you, you fucking uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers!
• Audio skits from 1993 which show Michael the Buffoon yelling stuff after hearing wordy sentences from other people.
  Michael: This popcorn's fucking terrible. It tastes like someone jizzed all over it.
• In 2022, Sandler was invited to give the commencement speech at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts, his alma mater. Naturally, his speech was full of hilarious bits, including when he spoke to the graduates' parents:
  Adam: You might be supporting these kids for a very long time. They are not leaving the nest anytime soon. This is a tough business they chose, but there's still time to talk them out of it. I'm trying to talk my kids out of showbiz and they know fucking Adam Sandler!

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