- As Max tries to figure out a way to get out of the draft, Sadie suggests that he try and get a venereal disease. Prudence cheerfully suggests that he tell the recruiting officer that he wants to rape and murder all the little girls who look like her. Everyone else present is horrified at this suggestion.
- This sequence at the end of "I Want You (She's So Heavy)":Army Sergeant: Is there any reason you shouldn't be in this man's Army, son?
Max: I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung?
Army Sergeant: As long as you don't have flat feet.
- Sadie wakes up and walks into the kitchen, and finds Max randomly banging a fan with a hammer while wearing one of her nightgowns.Sadie: Put that back when you're done. [walks right back out]
- Eddie Izzard's version of "Being for the Benefit of Mister Kite." The whole scene.
Funny / Across the Universe