Funny / A Girl and Her Fed

• After the girl reacts to being covered in earwigs while hiding at a crime scene, she has a conversation with the cop who heard her scream.
  Girl: Earwigs.
  Cop: Why hel-lo again!
  Girl: Earwigs.
  Cop: Seems like you could use a good delousing. As it happens, I know the perfect place. Ready to head for jail?
  Girl: Can I ride shotgun?
  Cop: Nope!
  Girl: Earwigs...
• At a party, one of the "Feds" uses his special "un-skills": imitating Morgan Freeman narrating porn.
• A zen master discussing talent vs practice. Using dick jokes.
• The Fed's face upon realizing that thousands of pixies have watched him having sex.
• The Fed's idea of how to properly trap Clarice so they can chit chat Namely, taking over the coding of her cybernetic arm to wrap itself around her neck. So, so satisfying after several strips of her being smug.
• George Washington calls The Fed -- a man he has been bitterly fighting for literally years -- his friend. The Fed attempts to refute this claim.
• When the girl first meets Mike she refers to the Fed by her nickname for him (Sparky) without further explanation. This leads to...some confusion.
  Girl: I knew I shoulda just stayed in bed and let Sparky hump me all day!
  Mike: Ah...
  Girl: Damn it Mike, he is not a dog!
• When meeting Grandmother Ishi, it helps to be a good houseguest — and part of that involves bringing along an appropriate gift.
  Hope: I'd like to thank you for letting us visit your home. Do you enjoy gyokuro?
  Grandmother Ishi: Tea. How very... tea.
  Hope: Well, there's also this 50-year-old bottle of whiskey...
  Grandmother Ishi: Welcome, friends.
• Abraham Lincoln confesses to posting on this very site as abe-1809