Number 403: "My rigger does not get a bonus if his log in code is up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, Start." Why? That's not the actual Konami Code, that's why!
1660. "Even if we just stole all their alkaline chemicals, that does not mean all their base belongs to us." That's because alkalis are soluble bases, so if all their alkalis were stolen, this does not necessarily mean that all their bases were stolen because they may still have some insoluble bases.
"2348. I will stop asking the Jesuit to teach me kung fu moves." Of course he wouldn't know any. The Jesuits (or Society of Jesus) are not a monastic order. He needs to find a Benedictine.
"1284. There is no such thing as a Gnomish Pygmy Seeing-Eye Rhino." Makes sense, since rhinos have extremely poor eyesight.
"589. If my gun on a scale of 1-10 is a 7, it's vetoed if that's the Richter scale." Contrary to popular belief, the Richter scale doesn't actually go from 1 to 10.note In principle it can go as high or low as it wants, although the highest magnitude quake ever recorded was 9.5, and a magnitude 11 quake would require a fault that went halfway around the world.
