Fridge / Casa de mi Padre

• Fridge Logic: But only after a second, as this piece of dialogue is rather ridiculous:
  Do. You speak. English?
  No, Señor. No hablo Inglés. (No, Sir. I don't speak English)
  • Unless he's one of the 4% of the world population who understand English, but do not speak it.
  • Later it's revealed he really does speak English anyway. Did the OP watch the film?