High School student Brian, himself a virgin, loans out his '60s Dodge van, formerly owned by his older brother, to his friends for their sexual exploits. Tony (Bo Burnham) hears about the van. Tony offers to teach Brian the social skills and tricks necessary to meet girls. At the same time, Brian falls for a girl who's been in the van with Tony.
This film contains examples of:
- The Alleged Car: The titular van.
- Catholic School Girls Rule
- Dawson Casting: Michael Seater and Bo Burnham both are in their early 20s playing High School kids. Inverted too- "freshman Phil"'s actor was in 8th grade during principal shooting.
- Development Hell: Shot in early spring 2010, as of fall 2011 still no release date and described as "in post-production" by IMDb. Apparently made it out in 2012 as "Adventures in the Sin Bin".
- Driving Stick: One of the online teasers show Burnham learning to drive a manual Cavalier before going out in the-
- Improbably Cool Car: Jaguar E-Type driven by Burnham's character.