Racket Girls (AKA The Blonde Pick-up and Pin-Down Girl) is an Ed Wood-esque snoozer of an exploitation film which exists only to show women wrestle. Forever. It was directed by Robert C. Dertano.
Fresh-faced and large... muscled Peaches Page comes to the big city and is accepted as part of a gym's stable of women wrestlers. Meanwhile, the owner of the gym, who uses it as a front for organized crime, manages to get in trouble with "Mr. Big," and the subpoena doesn't help him in any way.
Not to be confused with Rocket Girls.
- All Men Are Perverts: The message of the film, apparently.
- Amazonian Beauty: Peaches. Ruby says she's built "like a 5th Avenue bus!"
- Anything but That!: Joe's reaction verbatim to Scalli's threat of making him a peanut vendor again.
- Author Appeal: Shame on you, George Weiss.
- Par for the course for Ed Wood, if it's true he wrote the script.
- Black And Black Morality: Applied seemingly without the knowledge of the filmmakers.
- Berserk Button: "She used to work in a cheap hotel room, now she lives in a swank apartment."
- Boobs of Steel: Peaches. As Peaches jumps rope, Crow (as Bob Hope) remarks he hopes she's not on a fault line.
- Brainless Beauty: Peaches Page.
- Broken Bird: Ruby, thanks to Scalli.
- Buxom Is Better: Invoked.Peaches: You know what they say: "Good things come in little packages."Joe: (openly staring at Peaches' breasts) Not to my way of thinking.
- Canon Immigrant / Legacy Character: Timothy Farrell played Umberto Scalli in three films, including one a few years after this one (in which Scalli apparently died.)
- Catfight: Well, it's female wrestling, but they take it to a whole new level when two women dressed as cats wrestle! Actually, less dressed as cats and more wearing crappy cat-masks.
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Monk's loyalties are for sale, cheap.
- Covert Pervert: Joe the Jockey when he's not being obvious about it.
- Dumb Blonde: The female lead in this film is completely pointless. She never even figures out why people don't like her horse race fixing, pimping, and all around criminally Jerkass boyfriend.
- She's supposed to be pure. She comes off as naive - to the point of being ROCK STUPID.
- She has to be told how to use a towel!
- Ed Wood: There's a rumor going around that Wood sold the script to this movie to raise cash for Glen or Glenda, which George Weiss also produced. There's a couple Wood standbys in it - Ruby even wears an angora top - and it certainly has the gender confusion that plagued him.
- The Faceless: Mr. Big, who unfortunately was in this movie meaning he was always framed in the bottom of the screen and often in the corner making him look small and weak.
- Fixing the Game: Scalli fixes horse races by doping the horse (one of whom drops dead in the starting gate), and attempts to fix wrestling matches. However, all the wrestlers he approaches turn him down because "women's wrestling is a clean sport".
- The Ingenue: Peaches
- Insistent Terminology: Women's wrestling is a clean sport. It must be noted that during this period, point shaving was rampant in college and pro sports, such as the 1951 CCNY scandal.
- Kick the Dog: The male lead in the movie forces a woman into prostitution.Ruby: He's the sort of man who would turn a evening's stroll from a recreation to an occupation!
- Male Gaze: Joe the Jockey on Peaches.
- Not Even Bothering with the Accent: See Ethnic Scrappy.
- Pretty Little Headshots: Joe.
- Screaming Warrior: Rita Martinez certainly doesn't Scream Like A Little Girl. At all.
- Screw the Money, I Have Rules!: The wrestlers in this movie labor under the mistaken belief that they're legitimate athletes and not an excuse for Jiggling. The male lead tries to get nearly every single one to throw a fight for him and none will.
- Shameless Fanservice Girl: Peaches doesn't mind leering at her ample bosom. It's implied she enjoys it.
- Sudden Musical Ending: There's no music at all in the film (excluding Peaches' outdoor training scene) until the last five minutes. Suddenly a stock music piece plays during the cop chase scene.Crow: Music?! Why now?! Why us?!
- Worst News Judgment Ever: A bookie being questioned by the Senate—just a single politician (?), mind you—is apparently worthy of being broadcast on national radio. Sure, it was The '50s, but The Kefauver Hearings this ain't.
- Would Hit a Girl: Though he's relatively lenient on the woman, who was skimming off the top. It's debatable whether Scalli is a Hypocrite for doing the exact same thing to Mr. Big.